A few months ago, I posted about a list of “women’s sexual fantasies” that appeared in Men’s Health. I wrote that the majority of the fantasies listed were “so off-the-mark and absurd, I [worried] about men incorporating these fantasies into their sexual routines and turning off women so dramatically that all sex becomes just a fantasy.” Many of you agreed that the list didn’t come close to reflecting women’s true fantasies, and Men’s Health must have listened because they’ve published a new list of women’s sexual fantasies — only these sound suspiciously like men’s top desires! After the jump, see what the publication is telling its (mostly male) readers we women want in the sack.
- To be watched as we “stimulate” ourselves
- To be dominated (hand-cuffing, spanking, hair-pulling)
- To have sex in public
- To make a homemade porn flick
- To have a threesome
Now, I’m not saying that there aren’t women who do fantasize about these things, but I can think of about, oh, a hundred other things most women desire more than, like, making a porn flick with their luvahs. In fact, if you asked women what their fantasies are, I bet most of the scenarios Men’s Health listed would even make the top five. Actually, we don’t have to speculate — we did ask women what their secret fantasies are, and you know what topped the list? Dirty-talk and gay porn. Spanking got a few mentions, too, but not a single person mentioned homemade pornos.