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New Teacher Shows Up Drunk & Pantsless Her First Day On The Job

New Teacher Shows Up Drunk & Pantsless Her First Day On The Job

Well, this is one way to make a first impression. Oklahoma teacher Lorie Hill decided it would be a great idea to start her new job as a high school teacher by getting sloshed and dropping her drawers. Technically, it wasn’t the first day of school — students haven’t returned from summer break yet — but it was the first day back for teachers, so maybe that’s why Hill was playing a little fast and loose with the rules. Police were called when Hill was reluctant to leave the classroom after being discovered by other faculty members. Cops discovered a cup with vodka in it in her car and Hill admitted to throwing a few back that morning. No word on why Hill was pantsless, but it’s safe to say, parents at the school are not impressed by the new teacher’s performance thus far. “I don’t know, as an adult, I just don’t know how you can be a professional teacher and teaching young people, and then show up drunk,” Frank Sandiford, a parent of a Wagoner student, said. The school district remained mum on how Hill will be disciplined, but I’m guessing she won’t be teaching any lessons until she’s learned one herself. [CBS Local Houston]

Woman Walks Naked Bound Boyfriend On Leash

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Authorities are mulling whether to charge a couple for a “consensual sex game” in West Virginia that startled many witnesses. See, the sight of a man wearing only a hood on his head and crawling on all fours as a nightgown-wearing woman led him down the street on a leash prompted witnesses to call police on July 29. Read more on Huffington Post…

And The World Capital Of Penis Enlargement Is…

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Not satisfied with the size of your sausage? Feeling bad about the brat that you got? Is your wiener simply the wurst? Guess where 18 percent of all penis enlargements in the world took place. Find out on Huffington Post…

Chinese Ikea Customers Are Taking Naps In The Display Beds

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Free Naps!

In China, Ikea has become a hotspot for quality napping. People chill out in the store’s beds and couches, often shoeless, sleeping under the covers or browsing the internet. Store employees don’t seem to be complaining about it and even change the sheets every day, so people come back on the regular as if it were their favorite bar. Most Ikea nappers pay a visit on their lunch break from work, but others leave their nearby houses to relax at the store. I can’t fathom how the endless maze that is that furniture warehouse could be more relaxing than my own home. It sounds like Chinese Ikea stores are just one giant public hangout space, which makes for a much more fun visit than the stress vacuum that accompanies a trek to a US location. I think I’m going to give a nap a try next time I visit the store, just to see what would happen. [Refinery 29]

The Best Way To Get Over Your Ex Is By Photoshopping Beyonce Over His Face

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Cassandra, a 19-year-old from Toronto whose relationship recently ended, is dealing with her post-breakup reverie by photoshopping Beyonce’s face over her ex in old pictures. Her Tumblr page, Beyoncify My Boyfriend, is an ode to lost love and, most importantly, Beyonce’s badassery. It’s a gallery of her greatest times with her former man made a thousand times better by Bey’s appearance (yes, the bad quality of her photoshopping is intentional). As her Tumblr reads, “Breakups suck. You know what makes them easier? Reimagining your happiest times together with none other than Queen B.” I couldn’t agree more. Cassandra’s ex found the site and is less than pleased, but that doesn’t seem to be phasing her. She’s now taking requests from other ladies to Beyoncify their ex-boyfriends. Hero status. [BuzzFeed] [Image via Tumblr]

16-Year-Old Japanese Girl Charged With Decapitating Friend

Japanese Girl Charged With Decapitating Friend

A 16-year-old Japanese girl described by friends as emotionally unstable has been charged with bludgeoning and decapitating a 15-year-old friend, telling police “I did it all by myself,” the Japan News reports. The body of Aiwa Matsuo was found early yesterday in the suspect’s Sasebo apartment, where she’d lived alone since April; Aiwa’s left hand and head had been cut off. Police say the unnamed suspect hit Aiwa over the head several times with a metal instrument on Saturday night, then strangled her with a cord; an autopsy today revealed Aiwa died of suffocation. The pair had been friends since middle school. Read more on Newser…

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