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It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

Macy's Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees' Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most Amazing Criminals of the Year list. And lookie here, Marisol Toribio of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, has come in just under the wire by shoplifting at a local Macy’s just before Christmas. But it’s not the five-finger discount itself that makes her such a noteworthy lawbreaker. No, it’s the shit smeared all over those five fingers that makes her one-of-a-kind. Keep reading »

Woman Has Crack Pipe Removed From Her Vagina, Dies Shortly After

Woman Has Crack Pipe Removed From Her Vagina, Dies Shortly After

Well, it was not a very pleasant holiday for a Florida woman named April Rollison, who died a week after having a crack pipe removed from her vagina.

The 31-year-old woman was arrested on December 16 for drug charges, and was taken to the Polk County Jail’s booking room, where a body scan alerted authorities about a glass pipe and bottle stashed in Rollison’s vagina. Keep reading »

Dustin Diamond Arrested For Endangering People With A Switchblade

Dustin Diamond Arrested For Endangering People With A Switchblade

Dustin Diamond, best known for playing Screech on “Saved by the Bell” and a horrendously unpleasant human ever after, was arrested following a bar fight inĀ Ozaukee County, Wisconsin, early Friday morning. He is currently sitting in jail and being held on charges of “possession of a switchblade, reckless endangerment and carrying a concealed weapon.” According to TMZ, his bail was set at $1000 and he hasn’t been bonded out yet.

The fight reportedly started after another couple at the bar attempted to take his picture from afar and Screech and his wife, Jennifer Misner, started arguing with them, and then the wife pushed them on their way out of the bar, cops were called, and then Screech pulled out a knife. Keep reading »

These 8 Incredibly Weird Christmas Videos Are The Gifts That Keep On Giving

I may be an atheist, when it comes to the existence of god or any “supernatural” phenomena, but I am certainly not an atheist when it comes to presents. YAY PRESENTS. I will gladly accept all of the presents, please and thank you, and I like giving them as well.

My Christmas present to you, dear Frisky readers, is this divine collection of totally amazing Christmas-themed YouTube videos I have carefully curated for you today, with the help of my lovely and talented sister, Gia Pennacchia. Because this is pretty much how we spend quality time together as a family during the holidays. Keep reading »

RIP Society: This Elementary School Took Away A Blind Boy’s Cane And Gave Him A Pool Noodle Instead

RIP Society: This Elementary School Took Away A Blind Boy's Cane And Replaced It With A Pool Noodle

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like taking away a blind child’s cane and replacing it with a pool noodle. At least, that’s what one elementary school in Kansas City thought.

After an eight-year-old blind boy, Dakota Nafzinger, was reprimanded by his bus driver for hitting another student with his cane, the driver took away Dakota’s cane and refused to give it back to the child when it was time for him to get off the bus. To make the situation ten times worse, the school decided to KEEP THE CANE for two weeks as punishment. The assholes at Gracemor Elementary then replaced the boy’s cane with a POOL NOODLE, which does nothing to help him, except for maybe letting others know he’s a fun aquatic companion. Keep reading »

U.S. Airways Passenger Forced To Deplane When Her Emotional Support Pig Started Pooping And Howling

U.S. Airways Passenger Forced To Deplane When Her Emotional Support Pig Started Pooping And Howling

Back when I was plotting a move to Los Angeles, one of my biggest concerns was figuring out how I would transport my dog Lucca to the West Coast. I am flat-out opposed to ever putting her in cargo, she’s just slightly too big to fit in a carrier that goes underneath the seat and roadtripping across the country would require time away from work I couldn’t take. So, I did some research and discovered that some airlines are amenable to people flying with “emotional support animals” that are not required to be in carriers, so long as the animal is registered and you have the proper documentation (which includes a letter from a doctor/therapist/psychiatrist asserting that the handler has a condition that the emotional support animal helps them cope with). I registered Lucca online, paid for her ID card and official-looking red vest and spoke to my psychiatrist about providing me with a letter — that I ended up not needing, since I decided to stay in New York — that attested to the fact that I have a mental condition (anxiety) and that having Lucca with me while I travel is essential to me being okay. This is of course not totally true. I mean, when I’m having an anxiety attack, Lucca does calm me — but so does Lexapro. I also am not a nervous flyer, though I would be a wreck if Lucca was stuck in cargo for six hours. “Emotional support animals” are basically lower-tiered service animals (lower even than therapy animals, which go to hospitals to visit with sick kids, for example) and the “rights” afforded to them and handlers like me — basically, the right to go where animals are not usually allowed — come from essentially taking advantage of a loophole in the Americans with Disabilities Act. (That’s especially true if you’re fudging about actually needing an ESA in the first place.) It’s neither legal nor illegal, and I, like an increasing number of other pet owners, considered it the best option for getting my small, well-behaved, adorable dog across the country, just this one time. After all, it’s not like I was trying to fly with a howling, pooping pig, you know?

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