Some tongues are better than others. Like the tongue belonging to Ani K of India. His tongue is a painter. Yes, his tongue makes art. He used to get ill from ingesting all that paint, but he got used to it, and now he can finish a masterpiece in only three days. You can watch his tongue working its magic here. And what has your tongue done lately? Licked an envelope? A crotch? Not good enough! Click through to see more of the world’s most amazing tongues. Perhaps this will motivate your tongue to become more exceptional. [Videogum]
Alexander Pope should be spinning in his grave today. He’s the guy who said, “To err is human, to forgive divine.” But I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean police should be forgiving the parents who didn’t realize they’d “accidentally” left their 3-year-old at a Maryland Chuck E. Cheese until they saw her face on the 11 o’clock news.
But that’s exactly what happened this week in Bel Air, Maryland. Police were called to the kiddie restaurant around 8 p.m. on Sunday to help a lost little girl named Harmony who approached a restaurant manager to say she was a little thirsty. But they didn’t get a call from Harmony’s mom and dad until after 11 … after her picture was plastered on every TV screen in town. And they still gave her back!
That is some mighty powerful forgiveness right there! Maybe too powerful? Read more…
My dad is a survivalist who has been teaching my brothers and me to tie tourniquets and fend off attackers since we were toddlers. This month, The Frisky’s theme is “Every Woman Needs,” which seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask my dad to give us a rundown of the items you would need to survive some kind of apocalyptic event: an earthquake, asteroid strike, zombie attack, etc. Click through to check out his suggestions, and, to borrow a quote from The Hunger Games: “May the odds be ever in your favor.”
Police in Florida have arrested two women they say stole thousands of dollar’s worth of bras from Victoria’s Secret stores in Boca Raton and Boynton Beach.
Tysheka Pink, 29, of Miami, has been charged with two counts of grand theft and one count of organized scheme to defraud. Katina Summerset, 39, of Florida City, was charged with grand theft.
According to the Boca Raton Police Department, investigators have been searching for the “brassiere bandits” for several months. One of the most recent incidents occurred on Jan. 20, when a woman distracted a clerk at a Victoria’s Secret in Boca Raton while her accomplices stole over $3,000 in bras. Read more…
While you were eating your breakfast this weekend, a Pennsylvania woman was being assaulted by hers. The 51-year-old was rushed to the emergency room after her 11-year-old son attacked her with a toaster pastry. Because that’s what you do when you get into a verbal altercation with your mother, you strike her in the face with a Pop Tart. I’ve never thought of using a Pop Tart as a weapon, but I suppose they are rather dense. Hopefully this argument didn’t start because the boy hated his breakfast. Maybe next time she’ll serve him something less dangerous … like scrambled eggs. [Boing Boing]