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12 Of The Scariest-Looking Animals On Earth

I like to think I love animals as much as the next gal, but to be honest, a lot of them scare the shit out of me. And I hate to admit it, but my fear is often based purely on looks. I am so shallow. For example, I think bears, which could kill me with just one swipe of their paw, are adorable — I just want to cuddle them! But an Aye-Aye, despite being totally harmless, sends horrified shivers down my spine. That’s why this slideshow is made up of the scariest-looking animals in the world, not necessarily the most fearsome. I’m so terrified of these 12 animals, I am actually angry about it. You’ve been warned.

Beauty School Instructor Allegedly Forced Students To Trim Her Pubic Hair & Walnuts Are Good For Your Nuts

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  • Students are suing a Montana beauty school for sexual harassment. One of the complaints was that an instructor would force students to trim her pubic hair and then use the dirty trimmers on customers. NO. Ewwww! [Huffington Post]
  • Here’s a guide to the polite way to give directions while receiving oral sex. Or the unpolite way, if that’s what you prefer. [Em & Lo]
  • A new study says women ogle breasts just as much as men do. [The Stir]
  • Hey guys, science discovered that walnuts can help repair and rejuvenate your sperm. You now have a new favorite snack. [Your Tango]
  • Here are some signs that your one night stand was a good one. Number one: Your roommates started applauding when you came out of your bedroom the next morning. [The Date Report] Keep reading »

A Guy Named Walter White Was Busted On Meth Charges

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This guy! This guy! Okay, so he doesn’t look much like Bryan Cranston, but I don’t know — when you’re a meth dealer named Walter White, maybe it’s just about living out your destiny. White was busted for meth manufacturing in Alabama because of course. No word on if he’s got a wife named Skylar and a business partner named Pinkman. [Buzzfeed]

As A Lay Frying: Your New Favorite Literary Donut Tumblr

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The world needs more blogs pairing pictures of donuts with literary quotes, I always say.  As I Lay Frying — Faulkner joke! — is just what us biblio-donut-philes need.  [As I Lay Frying]

Be My Boyfriend: Drunk Tourist Who Took A Nap On The Baggage Conveyor Belt

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Dear Drunk Tourist,

You sauntered up to the Rome airport’s international terminal with a backpack and a can of beer, ready to check in for your flight. When no one showed up to help you (God, customer service these days!), you jumped over the counter and snuggled up on the baggage belt for a quick nap. This would have been a totally reasonable plan, except that baggage belt started moving, taking you deep into the secure mazes of conveyor belts within the airport while you snoozed contentedly. Who knows how far you would have gone or which corner of the world you would have been shipped to if security guards hadn’t spotted you on their x-ray monitors and plucked you out of your drunk suitcase dreams.

Listen dude, I’m not sure if it’s your laissez-faire attitude or the fact that the x-ray scan of you looks like an ultrasound photo of an adult man-baby, but I’m intrigued. What do you say next time you let me buy you a beer and we take a nap together?

xoxo,
Winona

[Telegraph]

And The Worst Sentence Of The Year Is …

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“As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting.”

This vile word concoction, penned by Cathy Bryant of Manchester, England, was officially crowned The Worst Sentence of 2012. Contestants who entered the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest were challenged to write the worst opening line to an imaginary novel. Congratulations Cathy, this is absolutely disgusting. The phrase “greasy sebum” might have just put me off food for the rest of the day. I wonder if the rest of her novel existed, if it would be a Harlequin horror where people in love were plagued to blindness by a rare breed of flesh-eating eyelash mites. That cold be fun, I’m totally entering this contest next year. There are too many good writers out there, the world needs more crappy ones. After the jump, some other worst sentence winners. Keep reading »

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