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Man Attempts To Shoot Fireworks Out Of His Ass, Gets Injured

n what appears to be a party trick gone awry, an Australian man suffered severe burns after he put fireworks between his buttocks and set them off.

The New Zealand Herald reports that paramedics near Darwin, Australia were called to the scene on Saturday night, but the unidentified man had already taken himself to the hospital to be treated for injuries to his posterior and genital area. Read more …

The Soup Nazi Food Truck Has Free Soup For You!

The Soup Nazi’s motto used to be, “No soup for you!,” but apparently he’s softened up a bit in his old age (well, either that or Elaine’s recipe-snatching really did ruin him), because Larry Thomas, the actor who portrayed the legendarily cranky soup chef, is currently touring the U.S. in a “Seinfeld” food truck distributing free soup. And that’s not all: hungry “Seinfeld” fans in select cities can enjoy a menu of other iconic treats such as Junior Mints, muffin tops, black and white cookies, Twix, and Snapple–all free of charge. Scheduled stops include Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, Boston, and Baltimore. What?! No west coast cities? Serenity now! [Laughing Squid]

Gloria Allred Will Rep The California Teacher Who Was Fired For Her Porn Past & Rules For Skype Sex

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  • Stacie Halas, the California teacher who was fired for her porn star past, has lawyered up big time. You can talk to Gloria Allred if you have any questions about her case. [LA Weekly]
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  • A new study confirms that sexting doesn’t make a person a deviant. Phew. Well, I suppose it depends on how depraved your sexts are. “I want to see you naked” is fairly innocuous. But then there’s other stuff… [The Stir] Keep reading »

The Guinea Pig Olympics Are Almost As Riveting As The Real Thing

Tonight, the Olympics Opening Ceremony will kick off two weeks of elite competition from the most incredible athletes in the world. But amidst all the glitz, glory, and excitement, let’s not forget about the guinea pig athletes who have been training just as hard. Want proof? Check out these pictures from the amazing 2012 Guinea Pig Games calendar, which imagines the squeaky pets competing in a range of Olympic events from track and field to show jumping (trust me, your life is not complete until you’ve seen a guinea pig riding a horse). Click on the gallery above to check ‘em out! [Stylist UK]

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Man’s Penis Stolen By Thieves

Thieves stole a man’s penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.” Read more …

Male Teacher Fired For Asking A Female Student To Stuff A Pie Down His Pants

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Edinburgh college professor Gavin Bradford was deemed “unfit to teach” by Scotland’s General Teaching Council after allegedly asking a female student to shove a pie down his pants. With further investigation, the Council discovered that the 37-year-old performing arts lecturer at Coatbridge College had a history of inappropriate behavior with female students. While working at a college in Ontario, he was said to have asked more than 20 female college students to smear themselves in ketchup and eggs and pour sour milk into their underwear. He allegedly asked girls (some as young as 12) to participate in these food fetish acts late night, via webcam.

That is absolutely disgusting. I’m relieved to hear that he has lost his right to teach. While performance art occasionally includes the smearing of food on the body by one’s self a la Karen Finley, there is absolutely no justification for this kind of lewd violation in the classroom or after hours. I guess that’s why Bradford didn’t show up to his hearing. [BBC]

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