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What Do You Dream About?

Lately, I’ve been having a lot of strange dreams. Take these three for example:

1. I’m dispatched to an insane asylum where I sing for money.

2. The city is flooding, and I can’t escape.

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Inmate Sues The Kardashian Sisters For Emotional Distress

A Pennsylvania inmate, D.J. Goodson, is suing the Kardashian sisters for extreme emotional distress after being forced to watch “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” while incarcerated. Clearly, the idea of a genius Corrections Officer. Keep reading »

Meet Zlata, The Sexy Human Gumby


The whole time I was watching this video of beautiful, blond contortionist Zlata, I couldn’t stop yelling, “Zlata, no! No! Stop it, Zlata! Stop!” Yet I did not turn it off. The secret to Zlata’s extraordinary flexibility? Her ligaments are like that of a baby’s, which have not hardened, and thus her full range of motion is way beyond that of an adult. Watch as Zlata is able to sit her ass down — on her head. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of September 10, 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week in this column, we shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments from this week in the comments! Keep reading »

C-List Celebs Break Out Some New, Weird Baby Names

Move aside, Apple Martin—your name is old news. Especially when you consider the brand-spanking-new moniker that Jamie “Naked Chef” Oliver just gave his son. He and his wife Jools welcomed Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver into the world this week. James explained that Maurice is to honor Jools’ late father, but has no explanation for the furry first half of the name. Buddy Bear will fit in fine with Oliver’s three other children—Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, and Poppy Honey Rosie. Also following in the funky-name footsteps is Danica McKellar, better known as Winnie Cooper from “The Wonder Years.” The actress and math wiz dubbed her newborn son “Draco.” Perhaps she is a closet Harry Potter fan as well. What do you think of this new crop of creative kid names? [People/Zap2it] Keep reading »

Jon Stewart Leading A March To Washington, And You’re Invited!


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Jon Stewart wants to start a revolution—one dedicated to calming people down and ending the drawing of Hitler mustaches on people who aren’t Hitler. The best part? You can join him. Stewart recently announced on his show that he will be leading the “Rally to Restore Sanity” in Washington D.C’s National Mall on October 30th. “It’s real,” he promises. This “Million Moderate March” is Stewart’s effort to get the 80 percent of us that are politically unmoved to get the other 20 percent on both sides of the aisle to calm down, so we can all work on creating solutions, instead of shouting or doing nothing at all. So who is going to set aside their Devil’s Night to join the “Rally to Restore Sanity”? Me! [PopEater] Keep reading »

This Little Dog Holds The Guinness World Record For Longest Tongue

Step aside, lewd cat. There’s a new tongue freak in animal town, and his name is Puggy. This Pekingese hails from Texas, and that thing hanging out of his mouth has scored him the Guinness World Record for longest dog tongue. How long is it? (Ahem.) Four-and-a-half inches long. Helllooo, Puggy! I can’t decide if this dog’s tongue is gross or … intriguing. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Parents Did Not Want 6-Year-Old Cheering “We Shake Our Booties Left To Right”

“Our backs ache/
Our skirts are too tight/
we shake our booties from left to right!”

Jennifer and Duane Tesch, of Madison Heights, Michigan, would have sooner gang-banged the cast of “Yo Gabba Gabba” than hear those words come out of 6-year-old daughter Kennedy’s mouth. I mean, who did the coaches think these kids are — Destiny’s Child? But when the Tesches complained to the cheerleading squad that perhaps there might be more age-appropriate cheers for tykes, what did the adults who run the Madison Heights Wolverines flag football cheerleading team do? They unanimously voted Kennedy off the team and told her she could try out again next year. The Tesches were told they would be reimbursed the cost of her $125 cheer uniform and to not let the door hit them on the way out. Kennedy will pursue gymnastics instead, her parents said. [FOX News] Keep reading »

Would You Kill For A Toilet Seat Cover?

Because we here at The Frisky are not afraid to be service-y, we’ve told you before about Toletta toilet seat covers. They’re, um, designer toilet seat protectors you carry around in your purse so your perfect tush will never have to touch another grungy public toilet seat again. Now, Toletta has generated a seven-minute video featuring what went down when they shot their latest toilet seat cover campaign in which women beat each other up for toilet seat covers. If you are into cat fights, toilets, and personal hygiene, you will probably be in heaven. [Toletta] Keep reading »

Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of September 3, 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week in this column, we shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments from this week in the comments! Keep reading »

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