Erica Anderson is your average 37-year-old mom of two in Grants Pass, Oregon. Which is why it’s so surprising that last Monday she walked into a local bank and slipped the teller a note telling her to fill a bag with money. The note also told the teller to wait 15 minutes before calling the police, “or else two kids wouldn’t make it home from school.” Keep reading »
Across the pond, a cat that had been dyed pink was found wandering the streets and dubbed “The Pink Panther.” Not long after, the feline’s owner was located, Natasha Gregory, 22. (Headline: “I Dyed My Puss Pink.”) Gregory colored the cat with food dye; when asked why, she said she’d gotten the idea from a US TV show. Since Gregory has pink locks herself, “After I turned her pink, I was like, ‘Oh, she matches my hair.’” Meanwhile, animal services advises folks against dyeing any animal any color, although it’s too late for Oi! Kitty. [The Sun] Keep reading »
There are a few occasions, I suppose, when I might be inclined to wear a “handsome guy mask”: 1.) when I just want to run errands and don’t want to be tailed by the paparazzi; 2) when walking my dog down an ex’s street; and 3) when I want to know what it’s like having women throw themselves at me because I am just that attractive. Unfortunately for the latter, I’d probably go with some other company’s “handsome guy mask,” because SPFX’s version is scaring the crap out of me. [The Gloss
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Lately, I’ve been having a lot of strange dreams. Take these three for example:
1. I’m dispatched to an insane asylum where I sing for money.
2. The city is flooding, and I can’t escape.
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A Pennsylvania inmate, D.J. Goodson, is suing the Kardashian sisters for extreme emotional distress after being forced to watch “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” while incarcerated. Clearly, the idea of a genius Corrections Officer. Keep reading »
The whole time I was watching this video of beautiful, blond contortionist Zlata, I couldn’t stop yelling, “Zlata, no! No! Stop it, Zlata! Stop!” Yet I did not turn it off. The secret to Zlata’s extraordinary flexibility? Her ligaments are like that of a baby’s, which have not hardened, and thus her full range of motion is way beyond that of an adult. Watch as Zlata is able to sit her ass down — on her head
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We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week in this column, we shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments from this week in the comments! Keep reading »
Move aside, Apple Martin—your name is old news. Especially when you consider the brand-spanking-new moniker that Jamie “Naked Chef” Oliver just gave his son. He and his wife Jools welcomed Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver into the world this week. James explained that Maurice is to honor Jools’ late father, but has no explanation for the furry first half of the name. Buddy Bear will fit in fine with Oliver’s three other children—Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, and Poppy Honey Rosie. Also following in the funky-name footsteps is Danica McKellar, better known as Winnie Cooper from “The Wonder Years.” The actress and math wiz dubbed her newborn son “Draco.” Perhaps she is a closet Harry Potter fan as well. What do you think of this new crop of creative kid names? [People/Zap2it] Keep reading »
wants to start a revolution—one dedicated to calming people down and ending the drawing of Hitler mustaches on people who aren’t Hitler. The best part? You can join him. Stewart recently announced on his show that he will be leading the “Rally to Restore Sanity” in Washington D.C’s National Mall on October 30th. “It’s real,” he promises. This “Million Moderate March” is Stewart’s effort to get the 80 percent of us that are politically unmoved to get the other 20 percent on both sides of the aisle to calm down, so we can all work on creating solutions, instead of shouting or doing nothing at all. So who is going to set aside their Devil’s Night to join the “Rally to Restore Sanity”? Me! [PopEater
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Step aside, lewd cat. There’s a new tongue freak in animal town, and his name is Puggy. This Pekingese hails from Texas, and that thing hanging out of his mouth has scored him the Guinness World Record for longest dog tongue. How long is it? (Ahem.) Four-and-a-half inches long. Helllooo, Puggy! I can’t decide if this dog’s tongue is gross or … intriguing. [Dlisted] Keep reading »