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Woman Can’t Find Decent Man, Decides To Marry Herself

Ever since my engagement ended, I’ve been kind of “meh” on marriage. Not because I haven’t found the “right” person yet, but because I’m just not sold on the whole institution anymore. Chen Wei-yih hasn’t met the right person yet either, but she’s not letting that little fact get in the way of her having the wedding of her dreams — the Taiwanese woman is marrying herself. “My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do?” Chen lamented to reporters. What she can do, apparently, is throw herself a lavish party, hire a photographer, and don a pretty white wedding gown, all to mark the marriage of Chen Wei-yih to Chen Wei-yih. which, naturally, won’t actually be recognized by law. “I’m not anti-marriage,” she says. “I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition.” My only question: where did she register? [My Fox Orlando] Keep reading »

That Storm Looks Huge


And the forecast for Tuesday: cloudy with a chance of c**k. [BuzzFeed]
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New Mexico’s Lt. Governor Makes Super-Awkward Slip During Debate


Man, don’t you hate it when border security funds are used to give people who don’t deserve them big fat boners? Yeah, me too. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Woman Gets 30 Years For Love Triangle Skydiving Murder

A 26-year-old Belgian woman was just sentenced to 30 years in prison for sabotaging her rival’s parachute while skydiving. The woman fell 13,000 feet to her death in a Flemish garden. Schoolteacher Els “Babs” Clottemans apparently disabled 37-year-old Els Van Doran’s main and reserve ‘chutes because she was jealous of her involvement with their mutual Dutch skydiving man friend, 25-year-old Marcel Somers. The three often went skydiving together, making star formations in the sky before opening their chutes at 4,000 feet. Keep reading »

Former Playmate Charged With Attempted Murder

In 1968, Angela Dorian was Playmate of the Year. And today … she’s in jail for attempted murder. Keep reading »

Kanye West Flashes His New Diamond And Gold Grin


The “Kanye West Is A Talented, But Idiotic Douche” file is getting full! Yesterday, the rapper appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ show and proudly showed off his new blingin’ smile. Apparently, that ain’t no temporary grill — Kanye claims to have had his bottom row of teeth removed and replaced with diamond and gold implants because that’s “what rock stars are supposed to do.” Dude, you do know that pricey grin will still get food stuck in it from time to time, right? Keep reading »

A Baby Possum Is So Cute When It’s Not Chewing Through Your Trash Cans

Aww, a baby possum is so cute when it’s not dragging the last week’s worth of trash all over your driveway! How soon until this lil’ cutie is big enough for a possum pedicure? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Quickies: Mom Trades Husband For Stepson And Then Stepson’s BFF!

  • Meet Dawn Smith! The 35-year-old British woman who dumped her husband Andrew, 38, in order to take up with her stepson Ben, 18, then she ditched the stepson for his best friend Mark. Oh, crazy British peeps! [UK Mirror]
  • Was Justin Bieber a victim of homophobic bullying? Unidentified sources say the 12-year-old kid that Bieber allegedly hit during a laser tag match called the Biebs a “fa**ot.” [TMZ]
  • President Obama is going to be on an upcoming episode of “Mythbusters,” in an episode about Archimedes. [Huffington Post]
  • Pro BMX dirt bike rider and MTV host TJ Lavin has been in a medically induced coma since being critically injured following a stunt attempt, but docs say he’s showing signs of improvement. [People]
  • Should Lindsay Lohan dump her momager? [The Blemish]

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Trapped Miner Yonni Barrios Emerges From Hole And Into The Warm Embrace Of His Mistress

It’s a Lifetime movie waiting to happen: “The Miner’s Mistress”! When Chilean miner Yonni Barrios (aka, miner #21 or Johnny Barrios) emerged from a hole in the ground where he has been living for the past two months, his wife was not there to meet him. Marta Salinas told the reporters she would neither be attending the rescue, nor continuing her marriage, after she learned a woman — who showed up to Yonni’s vigils crying and calling out his name — was actually his lover. Instead, the Tiger Woods of the Chilean miner set breathed his first breath of fresh air with his mistress Susana Valenzuela at his side, who kissed him and sobbed. I say cast Gael Garcia Bernal as the long-suffering husband and Eva Longoria as the sexy mistress. Because that’s exactly what these people look like in real life, as you can see. [ABC News] Keep reading »

Estonian Weight Loss Clinic Uses Fat Girl And Skinny Girl As “Before” And “After” Models

An Estonian weight loss clinic used two pretty blond women — one large and one skinny — to advertise its techniques by having them walk around wearing T-shirts that read “Before” and “After.” Clever gimmick, I’ll admit. But it’s degrading for the bigger girl to walk around all day being fat-shamed as the “before” chick. No amount of money she was paid is worth being exploited for that nastiness. [The Daily Wh.at] Keep reading »

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