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Today In WTF: Man Beats His Girlfriend With A Python

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It’s been a very WTF week. But even in the wake of what you think was the most the WTF week, even more WTF stories emerge.

Thirty-four-year-old Keith Paro of West Springfield, MA, turned himself into authorities after beating his girlfriend with his pet python. YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. That is like a double worst nightmare: being beaten with a live snake. Keep reading »

Let’s Be Friends: Girl Who Got Detention For Hugging

Butt Pincher
I want to be friends with this girl. Read More »
Smartest Little Girl
She says girls can like superheroes and boys can like pink stuff. Read More »

In my world, 12-year-old Amber Ablett would be rewarded, not punished for being a hugger. The young Aussie was punished for violating her school’s hugging ban, which was established when some students got bruises and other injuries from “overenthusiastic” hugging. “This behavior was getting out of control with students hugging each other several times a day and this was becoming disruptive to classes,” said the principal of Abby Road Primary School, Gemma Preston. Keep reading »

Woman Breaks Into Home, Cleans It

Talk about invasive marketing. A woman in Ohio allegedly broke into a home, tidied up a bit, then left a bill for $75 written on a napkin with her phone number, reports the Chronicle-Telegram of Elyria, Ohio. Police say Susan Warren took out the trash, vacuumed, dusted, and washed a few mugs, while the homeowner’s 19-year-old daughter slept upstairs. Read more…

Thank God, There’s A Car For Ladies!

Pink Stinks!
princess dress girl photo
Some parents are upset their little girls are given pink toys. Read More »

Ladies, I know you find driving a totally beguiling prospect. But now there’s a car just for you! The Honda “SHE’S” is pink! So pink! With pink leather stitching and a pink air conditioning console, the perfect shade of labia. It won’t drive for you, but it will make you feel like a pretty, pretty princess while you motor around. The only problem? So far the gender normative ridiculousness of the SHE’S is only available in Japan. So I guess that means I’m packing up and moving to Tokyo so I can finally master this difficult “driving a car” thing. [Buzzfeed]

And The Name Change Award Goes To …

Super Sexy Names
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What's In A Name?
hitched photo
Why there's no way in hell Andrea Grimes will change her name. Read More »

Twenty-eight-year-old British bartender, formerly known as Emma-Louise Hodges, will heretofore be referred to as Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O’Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. Miss Moneypenny, for short.

“I’ve always thought how great it would be to be a Bond girl — and now I am,” Miss Moneypenny said of her decision to legally change her name. Her new name coincides with the release of the latest Bond film, “Skyfall.” Keep reading »

Baby Hedgehog Gets Stuck In A Chip Bag, Requires Dramatic 3-Hour Rescue

Pig Rescues Drowning Goat!
You have got to watch this video, you guys. Read More »

Sometimes a hedgehog just wants to crawl into a chip bag and enjoy a snack in private, you know? But when a baby hedgehog in a British seaside town acted on his salty snack impulses, things took a harrowing turn: he became stuck in the chip bag. A shopkeeper nearby heard rustling and saw a tiny hedgehog nose emerge from the bag, but the animal was in a railed off area and couldn’t be reached. Prickles Hedgehog Rescue was called in to handle the delicate extraction, workers cut through the railings, and three and a half hours later, the little guy was saved from his plastic bag dungeon. The hungry, hungry hedgehog–now named Crispian, in honor of his penchant for crisps–was cold and dehydrated but is expected to make a full recovery. Godspeed Crispian, godspeed. [BBC News]

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