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Life Dream Status: A Cable-Knit Sweater Onesie

Just when I thought this sleeping bag snowsuit was the World’s Coziest Invention, I come across a picture of this full-body sweater onesie thing. Suddenly my winter wardrobe seems wholly inadequate. And yes, in case you’re wondering, that does appear to be a zip-up penis hole for easier peeing and/or sweater onesie sex, if you’re into that sort of thing. Brilliant! [Neatorama via Obvious Winner]

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9 Daughters Who Had Serious Mommy Issues In 2012

You think you’ve seen the worst of them, but the bad mothers of this world just keep one-upping each other. Whatever grievances you have with your mom, know that these daughters’ mommy issues are way, way worse. We extend our condolences. Seriously. We’ve rounded up the most appalling mothers of the year and the unfortunate daughters who had to endure them.

Today’s WTF News: Kim Kardashian’s Bloody Gross New Beauty Regimen

  • Is Kim Kardashian injecting her own blood into her face in an effort to look younger? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • If you thought John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John’s Christmas duet was bad, check out these other bizarre singing pairs. [Newser]
  • Can a therapy session with a horse cure your relationship woes? [YourTango]
  • This pregnant woman got fired for taking too many bathroom breaks. Seriously?! [The Stir] Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Real Life Cookie Monster

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Dear Real Life Cookie Monster,

Listen, I know absolutely nothing about you, except for the fact that you are dressed in a Cookie Monster costume while buying a package of Chips Ahoy in a surprisingly dispassionate manner. I don’t need to know anything else. Please give me your address so I can bring you a box of Oreos and hold up a sign that says, “To me, you are perfect.”

xoxo,
Winona

[Neatorama]

These Pills Will Make You Poop 24 Karat Gold

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For sale: 24-karat gold pills that “turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” At $425 a poop, I mean a pop, your shit will be flecked with pure gold flakes when you swallow these luxurious vitamins.

“Like an addict, all I want is more. Like celebrity and celebrity culture, demand for luxury items is completely created,” said the designers, Tobi Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, who originally created the pills as part of an art project in 2006. Wong has since passed away.

Sadly, something which it seems was meant to make us take a look at our culture, will now end up in the Kardashians’ toilet bowl. But maybe that was their point all along? Seeing as how the golden poop pills are temporarily out of stock, you’ll have to rethink your subversive Christmas list. [Daily Mail UK]

Rude Waiter Calls Customers “Fat Girls” On Restaurant Bill But It Gets Worse

Oh, this is bad. Really bad. Three women went out for a night on the town in Stockton, California, last week and just wanted to have some food and fun. At the Cameo Club Casino’s restaurant, they each ordered a tri-tip with fries and a soda, but when the bill came, they were floored — and not because of the price.

There printed at the top was “Fat Girls.” According to ABC News 10, one of the women, Christine Duran, saw it and couldn’t believe her eyes. When she told her friends, they thought she was joking at first, but when she showed it to them, they were understandably shocked and outraged. “I was like, ‘Oh, heck no,’” Isabel Robles told the station.

So they called the server over, and that’s when things went from bad to worse. Read more…

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