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Girl Who Sucked A Bloody Tampon + Dude Who Ate A Poop Sundae = True Love

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Giovanna Plowman and Dino Bruscia, a gross-out, viral video power couple, truly are soul mates. And they are disgusting. Fifteen-year-old Giovanna made a video of herself pulling out her own tampon and sucking on it. Full disclosure: I was unable to watch it. My visceral response was too overwhelming — but I did force myself to listen to it. I believe there was vomit involved. This video is so gross that YouTube and its users deemed it too gross for internet and pulled it. That takes a lot. Then, Giovanna tweeted in protest, “what i did was stupid…so what?! i’ll be on ellen, ill get verified, i’m getting money to show up at some parties!!” Would tampon sucking be appropriate for “Ellen?” I can’t even.

But never mind all the haters, Giovanna has one loyal supporter: Dino Bruscia, better known as the guy who made a video of himself eating a poop sundae. For those of you who are not familiar with a poop sundae, it’s a mixture of your own poop, sprinkles and ice cream. Happy ending time: Dino Tweeted, “me and tampin girl are married!”  And I’m still single? If he’s serious, he’d better learn how to spell tampon correctly. We wish them bloody, poopy kisses forever and ever. I’ve included their very, very, very NSFW videos after the jump for those strong of stomach. Not me. [Uproxx]

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We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Guy Who Had Sex With A Snowman And Got Frostbite

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He jumped on a roof, emptied a vacuum,masturbated and pooped in a stranger's house. Read More »
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Dear Kenneth Guillespie,

I hate to be the one to say this to you, but it’s time to get sober, buddy. You probably already know this, but it seems like you’ve finally hit “bottom” as they say. You were found half-naked, screaming in agony after attempting to have sex with a snowman. Kenneth, let’s be real here — you almost lost your dick. If you put your penis in a snowman, you’re going to get frostbite. That’s how it works. But I’m sure you weren’t thinking clearly. Because you were wasted. (The neighbors found a pile of empties near the snowman carnage.) Keep reading »

Help Wanted: Sexy Secret Agents To Seduce Business Men For Insider Information

Well, it looks like I might have found a side gig! This is an actual help wanted ad that appeared on Backpage.com. This “group” with no name “specializes in extracting key pieces of information from business leaders by seducing them with beautiful ladies.” So, this is either some heavy duty espionage or straight up sex work. Or maybe a little bit of both. Either way, it sounds totally legal. I’m kind of tempted to go on a job interview just to find out more. [Business Insider]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wants To Eradicate All Cats To Save The Birds

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Dear Gareth Morgan,

I’ll bet you are getting a lot of hate mail right now. I know that there are going to be a lot of people out there who think you are a heartless monster for your efforts to eradicate New Zealand’s cat population. (Actually, I’ll probably get hate mail for even writing you this note. My co-workers might disown me. I might need to start wearing a disguise to work!)

Your blog, CatsToGo, takes a tough stand against felines: “That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer.” Whoa. That’s serious. You go on to suggest that cat owners can either euthanize their cats or neuter them and replace them when they die. That’s harsh, Gareth, even for someone who doesn’t care for the little natural born killers. (Me!) Keep reading »

Woman Smothers Boyfriend To Death With Her Boobs

Near-Death By Boobs
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In case you were wondering, and I know you were, breasts can be used as a weapon. Washington woman, Donna Lange has been charged with second-degree manslaughter for smothering her 51-year-old boyfriend to death with her boobs. This weekend, at a Snohomish County trailer park, neighbors called the cops when they heard a man screaming for a “woman to get off of him.”  When police arrived, they found a drunk Lange on top of the man, “her chest was smothering his face.” He was pronounced dead on the scene. No word on Lange’s motives.

This is not the first time a pair of boobs almost killed a guy. In December, a German man narrowly escaped a similar fate when his ex-girlfriend nearly motorboated him to death. She claimed that she meant the him no harm — that they were only playing a “sex game.”

Let this be a lesson to us all, boobs, when used without the appropriate precautions, can be dangerous. [Local 12]

Wanted: “Adventurous” Woman To Birth Neanderthal

A Harvard professor has hatched a plan to bring back the Neanderthals—but he needs an “adventurous” female volunteer to deliver a knuckle-dragging bundle of joy. George Church, a geneticist who helped pioneer the Human Genome Project, says it is now possible to create artificial Neanderthal DNA from bone samples, put the DNA into stem cells, inject those cells into an embryo, and then implant into a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal baby, the Independent reports. Read more …

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