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What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Husband Was Cheating? Poop On The Floor? Why Not?

Pooping At Work
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Poop happens. We want to know if you poop at work. Read More »
Pooping: A Feminist Issue
One writer talks about how pooping is a feminist issue. Read More »
The Top 10 Poop Bandits

A gem of a story comes to us today from Florida (natch), about a woman whose rage at her cheatin’ man led her to poop. On the floor. Brenda Schumann of Vero Beach, Florida, went to her estranged husband’s home with a rifle and found him in bed with his girlfriend. She threatened to kill them both, but hubby Donovan Schumann was able to disarm her. There was a brief scuffle, and then Brenda decided to pee on the carpet in the hallway outside the master bedroom. Later, she went downstairs and pooped on the kitchen floor.

And here’s the best part: When cops went to her home to arrest her for aggravated assault and domestic violence, she allegedly told police, “I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?”

Indeed. [KLTV]

Lightning Strikes Venus De Milo, Spares Her Boobs

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Things We Didn't Know We Should Be Doing To Our Boob
Six things we didn't know we should be doing to our boobs. Read More »
Erotic Sculptures
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Jeju Loveland looks like fun. Read More »

Tom Finlay, a 48-year-old stone mason, experienced a miracle with a pair of 66-pound boobs. That sounds wrong; I’ll explain. The Aussie was standing in a sculpture garden next his five-foot, hand-carved statue of the Venus de Milo when an “almighty kaboom” blew her apart. The only thing that remained were her breasts — mostly intact, except for a slightly damaged nipple.

“There was a clap of thunder and the sculpture blew up like a rocket-launcher had hit it … The lightning looked like a serpent. Everything disintegrated but the breasts,” Finlay reported.

He wasn’t sure if the incident was a “sign” from above, but he was amazed. When asked what he would do with the miracle boobs he said: “I might mount [them] and hang them in my office.” Good idea, dude. Boobs prevail again! [NT News]

Renounce Your Homosexuality For A Free Chicken Sandwich!

Obama Supports It!
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The president comes out in support of same-sex unions! Read More »
Target Debuts Gay Ad
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Gay couple stars in Target's wedding registry ad. Read More »
Gay Marriage Ad
This marriage equality ad will give you chills. Watch »
Repub. for gay marriage
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"I want to throw a wedding for my kid." Read More »

As we all learned last year, Chick-fil-A’s secret seasoning blend includes a heaping spoonful of homophobia and a generous slathering of bigotry. In response, the Chick-fil-A Foundation, a comedy group that parodies conservative “family values” organizations, created this fake coupon offering a free chicken sandwich to anyone who renounced their homosexuality. It’s a hilarious piece of satire on its own, with fine print stipulations like, “Offer only applies to persons currently choosing to be gay,” but when the guys from the Chick-fil-A Foundation decided to put their bogus coupon to the test, something really crazy happened: Chick-fil-A redeemed it. After the jump, check out a video of the encounter… Keep reading »

10 Completely Outrageous Facts About Menstruation

My Period Is Early
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An open letter to Jessica's period on the occasion of coming early. Read More »
Your First Period
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What was your first period like? Read More »

When I got my period for the first time, I cried. Hard. Just a few months before, while waiting to board to the bus to head to camp for a week, I saw a girl from my class bawling her eyes out. “What’s wrong with Becky?” I asked one of my friends.

“She got her period,” my friend replied solemnly. “She has cramps. And she doesn’t want to deal with wearing pads all week.” Keep reading »

Adorably Useless Sloth Facts

Sloths On the Potty
Sloths learn potty training. Watch »
Kristen Loves Sloths
Kristen Bell freaks out over a sloth on "Ellen." Read More »
Sloth Bath
Baby sloths at bath time. Watch »
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Look At Those Faces!

We may not be sloth fans of the same caliber of Kristen Bell, who gets worked into a crying fit whenever she’s near a sloth. But we think sloths look damn cute in a onesie, taking a bath, or yawning. If you agree, here are some useless sloth facts to impress your friends in advance of the impending sloth-pacalypse. I made that last part up. There is no sloth-pacalypse. [Geekosystem]

Be My Boyfriend: Florida Man Who Called His Mom For A Ride After Robbing A Store

Be My BF: Gassy Chef
Congratulations on farting on all of your employees, sexy! Read More »
Be My BF: Heavy Metal
He gets disability for his heavy metal addiction. Read More »

Dear Zachariah Dalton,

Most women will tell you that they want a man who’s close to his parents. A man who loves and respects his mother and father and has a good relationship with them. It seems, Zachariah, that you are one of those guys. The other day, when you attempted to rob a Thumbs Up convenience store in Niceville, Florida, you realized that you had no getaway vehicle. And the reason you had no getaway vehicle? It seems you have two prior arrests for driving under the influence.

Perhaps you intended to buy one with your new windfall — only the clerk at Thumbs Up didn’t actually have any money in his cash drawer, so you were left without. I suppose it’s okay, though, because according to the police, you hadn’t really planned to rob the store, you’d only come up with the idea while walking there.

So, no harm, no foul.  Keep reading »

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