Al Roker, prepare for your sharting incident to be forgotten. I wish I spoke Finnish right now so that I could understand this story in it’s entirety because it is bonkers. From what I can ascertain from the wonky Google translation, two female journalist purposefully pooped in their pants on a bus traveling from Helsinki to Turku and wrote about the experience.
May Day Vappu Kaarenoja and Aurora Rämö of Ylioppilaslehti, Finland’s largest student newspaper, planned the act of public defecation for the newspaper’s 100th anniversary issue. They detailed the the pooping process, riding the bus with poop in their pants, how their pants felt and smelled and I can only imagine what else.
As you might have guessed, both the bus company and the newspaper’s distributor were not excited about this piece of journalism. The bus company’s CEO is calling it a “tasteless trick and really tasteless writing.” “This is extra work for us. And this is certainly [bad] for bus passenger comfort, the idea that someone has shit his pants on the bench,” said the CEO. They company is considering taking further action against the girls. They would like an apology and money for cleaning expenses. [Kotimaa]
Back in 2009, tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz gained infamy for allegedly inking 56 stars onto 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck’s face while she slept. Soon after, Vlaminck admitted that she lied. The Belgian teen was indeed awake while receiving her face tattoos, but she made up the story because her dad was pissed. Hence, why face tattoos on young people are complicated. Sadly, even after Vlaminck told the truth, Rouslan Toumaniantz’s career was ruined and he moved back to Russia.
But this was not to be the last we’d hear of him.
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In America we’ve got Build-A-Bear and American Girl Stores to indulge your inner child and/or eavesdrop on temper tantrums. Taipei, Taiwan, one-ups us in the girliest way possible with its newly opened Barbie Cafe. It’s got hot pink decor, waitresses in tiaras, and macarons served in martini glasses. Barbies, of course, adorn all of the walls.
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A UK man, only known as “Alan,” was deemed intellectually incapable of having sex by a High Court. In a case that the judge called “legally, intellectually and morally” complex, Alan, a 41-year-old with an IQ of 48 (considered moderately learning disabled), was found incapable of having the capacity to consent, and therefore, of engaging in sexual relations. Under the judge’s ruling, Alan was ordered to be under close supervision by the local authority to moderate his “vigorous sex drive.” In the meantime, the judge ordered that Alan be provided with sex education “in the hope that he thereby gains the capacity.” Keep reading »
It always starts the same way: “Come out for drinks!”
Maybe, I think to myself. I need to do more research.
“What’s the name of the place?” I ask. ”O’Dooley’s Irish McIrishman Pub,” someone says.
I get a pit in my stomach. I fire up Google. I find the page on MenuPages. My fears are confirmed: yup, this place only serves beers and offers a dinky wine list.
“I’m going to pass,” I say.
“But come onnnnnnnnn. You never come ouuttttttt,” someone whines. That’s because I want to go somewhere where I can get a fucking fancy cocktail. Keep reading »
Do you have a lot of feelings?! Us, too! But for the next one minute and 53 seconds, the only feeling you need to have is “AWWWWWWW.” Because that’s the only way to feel about Loki the kitten and his new, maybe-friend Harley the hedgehog … who mostly scares him. [YouTube]