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I’m Not Ashamed To Love Fruity Cocktails: A Non-Beer-Drinker’s Lament

Drunk In Your 20s
A narrative tale, as told by GIFs. Read More »
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It always starts the same way: “Come out for drinks!”

Maybe, I think to myself. I need to do more research.

“What’s the name of the place?” I ask.  ”O’Dooley’s Irish McIrishman Pub,” someone says.

I get a pit in my stomach. I fire up Google. I find the page on MenuPages. My fears are confirmed: yup, this place only serves beers and offers a dinky wine list.

“I’m going to pass,” I say.

“But come onnnnnnnnn.  You never come ouuttttttt,” someone whines.  That’s because I want to go somewhere where I can get a fucking fancy cocktail. Keep reading »

The Daily Squee: This Kitten Is Not Sure About That Hedgehog

Officer Hedgehog
This hedgehog is ready for battle. Read More »
Dramatic Rescue
... required for baby hedgehog stuck in a bag of chips. Read More »
Puppy Bowl Hedgehogs!
There will be hedgehog cheerleaders at the 2013 Puppy Bowl! Read More »
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You've Got A Friend In Me

Do you have a lot of feelings?!  Us, too! But for the next one minute and 53 seconds, the only feeling you need to have is “AWWWWWWW.”  Because that’s the only way to feel about Loki the kitten and his new, maybe-friend Harley the hedgehog … who mostly scares him. [YouTube]

Man Forces Underage Girl To Shower With Him, Throws Cheese At Her

Poisonous Vagina
A woman tried to poison her husband with her vagina. Read More »
Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Boob Smothering
A man was smothered to death by a woman's boobs. Read More »

Raymond Duesler of Gloversville, New York is facing sexual abuse charges for getting into a shower with a 16-year-old girl and throwing cheese at her. Of course, I know what your first question is — what kind of cheese? That detail has not been made available to the public. For some reason, I’m envisioning it being shredded cheese. Maybe cheddar. Nothing artisan. Not to make light of this abhorrent crime, I just got distracted by the cheese throwing.Why? It’s just so disgusting.

Sadly, this girl was not the only one violated by Duesler. The 55-year-old is accused of exposing his penis, showing porn to and requesting oral sex from three more underage girls. Thankfully, he is in jail awaiting trial. If there is any justice in the world, an inmate is throwing cheese at Duesler while he showers right this very minute. [CBS6 Albany]

Woman Tries To Kill Her Husband By Poisoning Her Vagina

Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Oral Sex Fails
Oral Sex Fails
Yes, there are actually ways you can do it wrong. Read More »
Boob Smothering
A woman killed a man with her boobs. Read More »

You think you’ve heard of every kind of crime there is and then a woman tries to assassinate her husband with her vagina. According to the UK’s Mirror, a Brazilian woman, whose name is being withheld, is accused of putting a toxic plant substance on her hoo-ha and asking her husband to give her oral sex. According to reports, his life was spared because he noticed a “strange smell” emanating from down there and took his wife to the hospital to get to the bottom of her unusual odor. The tests, of course, revealed that her vagina was poisonous. Is it possible to poison your vagina without poisoning yourself? I’m getting hung up on that. Details and logistics aside, WTF, world? [Mirror UK]

“It’s Got A Cotton Ball Taste,” Says The Woman Addicted To Eating Cat Hair

Urine Therapy
A cancer-stricken woman drinks her own pee. Watch »
"Strange Addiction" Bingo
Fun and games with "My Strange Addiction" and a BINGO card. Read More »
No Cats, Please
Ami won't date a man with a pet cat. Read More »

Yesterday, I had dim sum and was feeling adventurous so I ordered chicken feet just because I was curious. Not exaggerating, one bite and I gagged. They were so gummy and gelatinous, I wanted to die. I felt nauseous for most of the day and into this morning. Sometimes, when I am disgusted by something, I try to find something that is even more disgusting to distract me. I found something! An upcoming episode of “My Strange Addiction” will feature a woman addicted to eating cat hair. Keep reading »

Girl Who Sucked A Bloody Tampon + Dude Who Ate A Poop Sundae = True Love

Vodka-Soaked Tampons?
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Don't try this (probably urban legend) at home, kids! Read More »
Match.com Lawsuit
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Giovanna Plowman and Dino Bruscia, a gross-out, viral video power couple, truly are soul mates. And they are disgusting. Fifteen-year-old Giovanna made a video of herself pulling out her own tampon and sucking on it. Full disclosure: I was unable to watch it. My visceral response was too overwhelming — but I did force myself to listen to it. I believe there was vomit involved. This video is so gross that YouTube and its users deemed it too gross for internet and pulled it. That takes a lot. Then, Giovanna tweeted in protest, “what i did was stupid…so what?! i’ll be on ellen, ill get verified, i’m getting money to show up at some parties!!” Would tampon sucking be appropriate for “Ellen?” I can’t even.

But never mind all the haters, Giovanna has one loyal supporter: Dino Bruscia, better known as the guy who made a video of himself eating a poop sundae. For those of you who are not familiar with a poop sundae, it’s a mixture of your own poop, sprinkles and ice cream. Happy ending time: Dino Tweeted, “me and tampin girl are married!”  And I’m still single? If he’s serious, he’d better learn how to spell tampon correctly. We wish them bloody, poopy kisses forever and ever. I’ve included their very, very, very NSFW videos after the jump for those strong of stomach. Not me. [Uproxx]

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