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Can You Handle All The Pink At The Barbie Cafe?

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In America we’ve got Build-A-Bear and American Girl Stores to indulge your inner child and/or eavesdrop on temper tantrums. Taipei, Taiwan, one-ups us in the girliest way possible with its newly opened Barbie Cafe. It’s got hot pink decor, waitresses in tiaras, and macarons served in martini glasses. Barbies, of course, adorn all of the walls.

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Learning Disabled Man Is Court Ordered Not To Have Sex

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Disabled Rape Case
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A UK man, only known as “Alan,” was deemed intellectually incapable of having sex by a High Court. In a case that the judge called “legally, intellectually and morally” complex, Alan, a 41-year-old with an IQ of 48 (considered moderately learning disabled), was found incapable of having the capacity to consent, and therefore, of engaging in sexual relations. Under the judge’s ruling, Alan was ordered to be under close supervision by the local authority to moderate his “vigorous sex drive.” In the meantime, the judge ordered that Alan be provided with sex education “in the hope that he thereby gains the capacity.” Keep reading »

I’m Not Ashamed To Love Fruity Cocktails: A Non-Beer-Drinker’s Lament

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It always starts the same way: “Come out for drinks!”

Maybe, I think to myself. I need to do more research.

“What’s the name of the place?” I ask.  ”O’Dooley’s Irish McIrishman Pub,” someone says.

I get a pit in my stomach. I fire up Google. I find the page on MenuPages. My fears are confirmed: yup, this place only serves beers and offers a dinky wine list.

“I’m going to pass,” I say.

“But come onnnnnnnnn.  You never come ouuttttttt,” someone whines.  That’s because I want to go somewhere where I can get a fucking fancy cocktail. Keep reading »

The Daily Squee: This Kitten Is Not Sure About That Hedgehog

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This hedgehog is ready for battle. Read More »
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... required for baby hedgehog stuck in a bag of chips. Read More »
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You've Got A Friend In Me

Do you have a lot of feelings?!  Us, too! But for the next one minute and 53 seconds, the only feeling you need to have is “AWWWWWWW.”  Because that’s the only way to feel about Loki the kitten and his new, maybe-friend Harley the hedgehog … who mostly scares him. [YouTube]

Man Forces Underage Girl To Shower With Him, Throws Cheese At Her

Poisonous Vagina
A woman tried to poison her husband with her vagina. Read More »
Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Boob Smothering
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Raymond Duesler of Gloversville, New York is facing sexual abuse charges for getting into a shower with a 16-year-old girl and throwing cheese at her. Of course, I know what your first question is — what kind of cheese? That detail has not been made available to the public. For some reason, I’m envisioning it being shredded cheese. Maybe cheddar. Nothing artisan. Not to make light of this abhorrent crime, I just got distracted by the cheese throwing.Why? It’s just so disgusting.

Sadly, this girl was not the only one violated by Duesler. The 55-year-old is accused of exposing his penis, showing porn to and requesting oral sex from three more underage girls. Thankfully, he is in jail awaiting trial. If there is any justice in the world, an inmate is throwing cheese at Duesler while he showers right this very minute. [CBS6 Albany]

Woman Tries To Kill Her Husband By Poisoning Her Vagina

Snowman Sex
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Oral Sex Fails
Oral Sex Fails
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Boob Smothering
A woman killed a man with her boobs. Read More »

You think you’ve heard of every kind of crime there is and then a woman tries to assassinate her husband with her vagina. According to the UK’s Mirror, a Brazilian woman, whose name is being withheld, is accused of putting a toxic plant substance on her hoo-ha and asking her husband to give her oral sex. According to reports, his life was spared because he noticed a “strange smell” emanating from down there and took his wife to the hospital to get to the bottom of her unusual odor. The tests, of course, revealed that her vagina was poisonous. Is it possible to poison your vagina without poisoning yourself? I’m getting hung up on that. Details and logistics aside, WTF, world? [Mirror UK]

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