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Need An Extra Jolt? Pour Yourself A Cup Of Death Wish Coffee!

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For most of us, a few (or 10) cups of coffee a day is what it takes to turn us into functioning members of society. But what if your basic coffee isn’t cutting it anymore? Pour yourself a cup of Death Wish Coffee, which claims to be the world’s strongest coffee, with 200 percent more caffeine than average roasts. Produced in upstate New York, Death Wish uses a special type of coffee bean and a unique roasting process to maintain its ridiculously high caffeine content. “This is Extreme Coffee, not for the weak,” the Death Wish website explains. “Consider yourself warned.” My hands are shaking just writing about this, but if you’re jonesing for your own Death Wish, you can order some online for $19.99 a pound. Godspeed. [Oddity Central]

We’re Breaking Up: Man Banned From All Libraries On The Face Of The Earth

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Dear Tyree Carter,

You’ve really done it this time. When you started spending a lot of time at the library, I was excited. I thought you were showing me you cared by putting in effort to job hunt and become more literate. I thought that all of our discussions about how I would be more sexually attracted to you if you “read a book once in a while and brought home a paycheck” had not fallen on deaf ears.

Tyree, I was wrong. You played me for a fool. Keep reading »

Man Takes Four People Hostage, Demands Pizza

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Have you ever got a pizza craving so intense that you’re like, “I would totally take four people hostage for several hours in order to get my hands on some pizza right now”? Me too, obviously, but I’ve never acted on it. Yesterday, a man in southern Russia did just that, bursting into a college and barricading himself in a classroom with two students, a teacher, and a janitor. According to a police spokesman, “His only demand was a pizza and Sprite.” Police evacuated the area and delivered the man’s desired meal, at which point he released his hostages unharmed. Just one more piece of evidence that pizza is the most powerful drug of all. [Raw Story]

Sign Of The End Times: Backwards Hoodie Snack Food Troughs

If you’ve been using the hood of your hoodie as a way to keep your head warm and shield you from the elements, you’ve really been missing out.¬†Because guess what? If you turn your hoodie around, that same old hood transforms into a convenient trough to store your snack foods. Just fill your hood with chips, popcorn, or leftover lasagna, and dip your head down to enjoy a hands-free feast! In related news, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. [Buzzfeed]

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Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Would Rather Die Than Offend His Hot Airplane Seat Mate

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Dear Anonymous,

I don’t know your name, but I commend you for your effort to be the best airplane seat mate ever. Sure, you took it a bit too far. But the intention was there and that’s what counts. As many of us have experienced, getting trapped on a long flight next to a person who is farting/snoring/talking non-stop is unbearable. More than unbearable, it’s a goddamn nightmare.

When you found yourself sitting next to a hot woman on a five-hour flight through China, you made it your mission to remain seated the entire time so as not to disturb her. And when I say disturb her, I mean that you didn’t want to offend her with your pot belly. In order to do this, you declined to drink any of the complimentary beverages so you wouldn’t have to get up to use the men’s room. You remained seated with your seatbelt securely fastening around your safely hidden paunch for the entire flight, barely moving at all. I’m sure the woman was thrilled to have you as a seat mate. Truly. Keep reading »

Stupid Dog Swallows 111 Pennies, Needs Emergency Surgery

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Dogs. Sigh. They can be so dumb. Sometimes they eat their own poop. Sometimes they eat cat food. And sometimes they eat things even dumber than poop or cat food, such as 111 pennies. You read that right. One-hundred and eleven. Jack, a 13-year-old Jack Russell terrier in New York City (pictured), scarfed all these Abraham Lincolns and then started to barf. His owner, Tim Kelleher, rushed his dog to the vet, who discovered with an X-ray that Jack’s stomach was a poochy piggy bank. Via an endoscopy surgery, the vet removed all the pennies five at a time. He’s like the dog version of that man who died after winning a cockroach eating contest!¬†Luckily Jack is okay and was not poisoned by all the zinc in those coins, as zinc is toxic for dogs. And I suppose his master is lucky Jack did not have a taste for dollar bills. [NJ.com;¬†CBS Local]

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