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7 Times When Loud Sex Is A Really Bad Idea

Loud sex is one of those things that’s only enjoyable for the people having it. For the rest of us, it’s highly uncomfortable. Unless you’re in the middle of the forest or a cheap motel, have some respect for others and try to be discreet for godssakes. Especially if, say, you are going at it in the bathroom of fast food restaurant. Recently, a UK couple was escorted out of a McDonald’s for not being anywhere near discreet enough. Keep reading »

McNugget Prostitution
Woman tried to exchange bjs for nuggets. Read More »

Couple Seeks Divorce On The Grounds Of Snake Sex, Urination & Private Part Pulling

Snake Fire
A snake on fire set a house on fire. Read More »
Divorce Over Cats
She had 550 of them. Read More »
WTF: Snake As Weapon
A man used a snake to beat his girlfriend. Read More »

If you thought the “Real Housewives’” divorces were messy, this couple takes irreconcilable differences to a whole new level. A Zimbabwean woman is seeking a divorce because, amongst other outlandish claims, she says her husband tried to force her to have sex with a snake. The husband countered that claim saying his wife urinated on his church uniform and physically abused him.   Keep reading »

RIP Society: Fifth Grade Boys Plotted To Rape, Murder Female Classmate

Teach Boys Not To Rape
On Steubenville High School and teaching boys not to rape. Read More »
CNN on Steubenville
They're mourning the lives of the rapists. Read More »
Teaching Boys Feminism
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How to teach boys to be feminists. Read More »

When I was a 10-year-old, the worst thing a boy did to me was put Scotch tape in my hair. If only! Proof that society is going down the toilet: two fifth grade boys in Colville, Washington, have first-degree murder conspiracy charges against them for plotting to rape and kill their female classmate. They were discovered on February 7 after a child saw one of the boys playing with a knife on the school bus; in a backpack, the kids had a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol (stolen from a family member) and ammunition. One of the boys explained, “She’s rude and always made fun of me and my friends.” Keep reading »

Sea Lion Pal Takes Up Residence In A Resort Beach Chair

Shakira And Sea Lion
Anatomy of an amazing news item: Shakira gets bit by a sea lion. Read More »
"Hey guys, where's my margarita?"

Guests at the Pantai Inn in La Jolla, California, had an unexpected visitor earlier this week, when a sea lion pup wandered up off the beach and took up residence in one of the resort’s outdoor pool chairs. The lion lounged about for a while, before handlers from the local SeaWorld showed up to humanely remove the animal. According to the surveillance video, the sea lion went on quite an adventure. She traveled from the ocean, up a flight of stairs, crossed a major road and then meandered into the hotel courtyard.

The lady lion was taken to Sea World’s Animal Care Complex before eventually being released back into the wild. As adorable as an unexpected sea lion visit might be, it’s also a troubling indication of habitat destruction and over-development. According to reports, more than 200 local wild animals have popped up in unlikely places since the beginning of this year — up from last year’s numbers. [Huffington Post]

Man Tries To Kill Woman With Poison Shoes

Just no: Floating Shoes
simone rocha perspex heels
These are an accident waiting to happen. Read More »
WTF: Dreadlock Murder
This man tried to strangle his gf with his dreadlocks. Read More »

Oh Tatsujiro Fukasawa, you do know a woman’s weakness, don’t you? Fukasawa, 40, attempted to kill a female colleague he’d been stalking by pouring hydrofluoric acid into her shoes. Hydrofluoric acid acid can be absorbed via the skin and cause everything from skin abrasions to internal organ failure. The woman realized something was wrong when she developed gangrene on her left foot. It’s not known how much permanent damage the acid has caused.

For his part, Fukasawa denies the charges. Police are also investigating what they believe may be a related case: the same woman said she was forced to go to the hospital this past October after experiencing pain while wearing a pair of boots. [Japan Times]

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Stole 42,000 Pounds Of Cheese

Be My BFs: Chicken
These guys stole $65K in chicken wings. Read More »
Be My BF: Toothpick Caper
He stole thousands of toothpicks! Read More »
Be My BF: Lobster Thief
He stole lobsters to buy drugs. Read More »
Be My BF!
He stole $200,000 worth of cheese

Dear Veniamin Balika,

Let me preface this love letter by saying that I understand that stealing is wrong and don’t condone it. But I can’t help but be impressed by a man who can pull off a cheese heist of unprecedented proportions. I find cheese thievery sexy for obvious reasons.

Veniamin — or should I call you Cheese King? — you have my respect for managing to make off with 42,000 pounds of Muenster cheese from a Wisconsin distribution plant. That’s enough cheese to fill an 18-wheel truck. That’s roughly $200,000 worth of cheese, which you planned to sell on the black market. I had no idea the black cheese market was so lucrative. I had no idea there was a black cheese market. I knew about the underground chicken wing market. But not cheese.This is all blowing my mind. So much fucking cheese! Enough cheese to fulfill all my dairy cravings for the rest of my life! Enough cheese to build a cheese house and live there together like two happy mice. I know, I’m getting ahead of myself. Keep reading »

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