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Note to Johnny Depp: Drag Queens Lip-Synch Better Than Your Wife

Oh Johnny Depp. You’re so hot you can do a musical movie, impersonate Michael Jackson, drag it up as Ed Wood and still, no one questions your sexuality. We women refuse to lose you to the other team! But now, after seeing this video of your wife Vanessa Paradis, dazed and confused, lip-synching at the NRJ awards in France, I wish you were life partners with RuPaul. How is she your better half? You’re so suave, so sensitive, so sexy….so bad at picking up cool chicks? This lame model makes me wanna cry, baby. But Amelia swears Vanessa is actually a decent chanteusse and pretty much the coolest girl in France — so she just gives a sucky live show? [YouTube] Keep reading »

My Fair Brady: Peter Brady Not So Into Fake Lesbian Action

When I watched The Surreal Life and witnessed the flirtatious interaction between Christopher “Peter Brady” Knight and Adrienne “Top Model” Curry, I said to myself, “Those two kids are totally going to fall in love.” And I was right! The twosome met and married on reality TV and are now in the third season of their own show My Fair Brady. This time around, the fiery twosome, who fight more than Bobby and Whitney, I swear, are thinking about procreating! The only problem is that Chris seems convinced that Adrienne might be a lesbian because she did a naughty photoshoot with a girlfriend as a gift for him for his birthday. Umm, ungrateful and paranoid much? Maybe these two aren’t meant to be… [VH1] Keep reading »

Dog & Cat Prove Inter-Species Love Can Be Feisty

We’re suckers for dog and cat wrestling videos. [You Tube] Keep reading »

The Moment Of Truth: Could You Beat The Lie Detector?

Lie detectors are such a load of crap that they’re not even admissible in a court of law, which is why the premise of the Fox show The Moment of Truth is so ridiculous while at the same time totally addictive. On the show, contestants have answered a series of questions while hooked up to a lie detectors — whether they were telling the truth or lying was noted off-camera. On camera, the contestants sit in front of three loved ones and answer 21 of the questions at random — the more questions you answer truthfully, the more money you win, with an eventual jackpot of $500,000. Too bad the questions range from “Have you ever jay-walked?” to “If you could cheat on your wife without getting busted, would you?” Awkwardness ensues, as seen in the clip above! While we’d like to think we have no skeletons in our closet, we don’t think we’d ever be brave enough to go on this show — after all, just because you have checked out another chick’s tits in the gym showers, doesn’t mean you’re a perv. [You Tube] Keep reading »

Sex On TV: Abstinence And American Idol

One of the contestants who made it through on last night’s episode of American Idol, was this lil’ cutie, Amy Catherine Flynn…”Amy Catherine, AC, whatevs!” Yeah. So, in addition to being a high school student, a member of the dance team, and having an great voice, Flynn also preaches abstinence. She gave her schpiel to the judges and Simon was, like, totally sold. How about you? [You Tube] Keep reading »

Britney Spears: “All That She Wants” Is Another Baby

She leads a lonely life, but Britney Spears is still the Ace of Base. A new track just popped up on Youtube.com that has the baby pop-er sampling the classic nineties hit “All That She Wants.” The chorus lyrics (“All that she wants is another baby, she’s gone tomorrow boy”) explain Britney’s vicious cycle, but the truth finally sounds good! The remix is hot, way hotter than her questionable pap/skeezy boyfriend Adnan. In his Entertainment Tonight interview, the man with facial hair like a porn stars vajajay (hello, bacon strip!) discussed shopping for pregnancy tests with Brit earlier this month saying he thought she wanted to carry his child. Poor baby! Vh1’s Save the Music charity should buy Spears a box of condoms. [You Tube] Keep reading »

Five Years ‘Til Sex With Robots

David Levy, the author of Love and Sex with Robots went on The Colbert Report recently to talk about the book, which people have been discussing non-stop since its publication in November. While the audience and Colbert laughed hysterically, David was completely serious, saying that we will be having sex with robots in five years and be capable of falling in love with them in 40. Not only will these robots be able to simulate humans well enough to get us to fall in love with them, but they’ll also be better in bed. Unlike humans with our handful of lovers from which we draw experience, the robots will be programmed with all of the information and tricks from all of the books ever written about sex. David says this is one of the major problems he sees, “…in particular with men having some sort of sexual anxiety because If they realize their woman has had the most fantastic sex of her life with a robot, guy might think, ‘I wonder if I can perform that well.’” But women will have something to worry about as well, because men will be able to program their robots to want to have sex with them. And at only a couple hundred dollars by mid century, a robot could be a better investment than a wife. [Comedy Central]

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Couples Dating Is The New Swinging!

Now that I am engaged, I am already feeling the pressure to start hanging out with more couples, doing double-datey things like going to the adult arcade, fancy restaurants, and the opera. Which all sounded swell to me until a married friend sent me this video, warning me that this was what I was in for. Of course, I laughed, because this little toe-tapper by Riegal & Blatt explores the many ridiculous aspects of couples dating through hysterical one-liners like, “My wife and I see new friends, on who we can depend, because our single friends tend to party when we feel sleepy” and “How about a 7pm movie? Staying up late just isn’t groovy. Besides the farmer’s market opens early tomorrow — it’s almost strawberry season!” But then I wanted to cry because I never wanted to believe that getting married meant being so boring that you’re now the punchline to a joke on YouTube. Is it really? [YouTube: Weekend Plans] Keep reading »

American Idol Introduces Us To Father/Son Purity Pledges

American Idol always gives us plenty of hysterical tidbits and this year has been no different. First there’s Alexis Cohen, the 23-year old glitter covered Grace Slick fan from Pennsylvania who sounded like an old Jewish grandmother; then there’s the Simon-obsessed Renaldo Lapuz who wrote a rather catchy diddy called “I Am Your Brother”; and, lastly, there’s this guy — Bruce Dickson. Bruce is a virgin, has never kissed a girl, and is not planning to until he gets married! In fact, he and his Dad each wear one part of a purity necklace, shaped like a heart and a key. When Bruce meets that one lucky lady (who’d better be as pure as he is!), Bruce’s daddy is going to give her his necklace so that now, Bruce will have the key to her heart. So, on one hand we’re majorly creeped out — we’ve never heard of fathers and sons making purity pledges! Isn’t that kind of pervy and gay? But on the flip side, it is totally nice that the completely misogynistic and sexist traditional of father’s guarding the purity of their daughters might be on its way to becoming co-ed. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Teacher’s Sexy Ad Gets Her In Trouble

When you’re a struggling actor, getting cast in a commercial is a big deal. But when you go on to become a teacher and the commercial gets posted on YouTube and discovered by your students, it’s an even bigger deal. Especially when your “acting” means pretending to do it on a desk. British teacher Sarah Greene has been suspended from her job because of her participation in a racy commercial for a clothing company years ago. We think the commercial is kind of amazing — plus, she advocates safe sex in the ad by pulling out a condom. [The Daily Mirror] Keep reading »

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