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Jon And Kate Plus 8 Premieres, Still Hating The “Media Storm”

Last night, while most of us were recovering from a long weekend of food, booze and sun overexposure, the new season of “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ premiered on TLC. It seems Jon and Kate and their 8 kiddos are suffering from a bit of overexposure themselves. Ever since allegations of marital infidelity (Jon’s been accused of cheating on Kate with a young school teacher, Kate’s been accused of cheating on Jon with her bodyguard), the surly couple has been popular tabloid and blog fodder, creating a trail of paparazzi everywhere the family goes, much to Jon’s and Kate’s chagrin. “The media storm stuff? I hate the media storm stuff,” Jon says in a voice over on last night’s episode. “I did not sign up for public scrutiny of everything and neither did Kate.” Oh, no? Well, what did you think you were doing when you signed up for a reality TV show and invited cameras into your personal lives? Keep reading »

Susan Boyle Got A Brand New Tune

She’s baaaaack! Susan Boyle returned to the “Britain’s Got Talent” stage on Sunday to perform in the semi-finals. She chose to sing “Memory,” from the musical Cats — so what do you think? Was Susan’s latest everything the hype made her out to be? Keep reading »

Nice Legs, Joe Namath!

Now that we’re all going bare-legged, it’s extra funny to see football great Joe Namath in a pair of pantyhose. This commercial is a classic. But, seriously, Joe, you got a great lookin’ set of gams. Enjoy the leg show — and your Memorial Day — ladies! Keep reading »

Trailer Park: Terminator Salvation, The Girlfriend Experience, And Night At The Museum

It’s Friday, and the weather reports are predicting rain, rain, rain all through Memorial Day weekend. Very sad, but this news does automatically increase your chances of heading to a movie theater sometime over the next three days. So what should you see? After the jump, John Connor becomes a sexy bitch in the form of Christian Bale in “Terminator Salvation,” Steven Soderbergh pops a porn star’s mainstream movie cherry in “The Girlfriend Experience,” and Ben Stiller is lost in a museum. Again. Keep reading »

Pink And Carey Hart Are Back Together. “So What” And Other Break-Up-To-Make-Up Songs.

Ain’t love grand? Even though Pink wrote an entire album about her split from motorcross bad ass Carey Hart, and even dissed him to his face in her “So What” video, the pair is now happily back together and even renewed their vows in Australia this week. Pink is on tour promoting Funhouse, i.e. the breakup record. “It’s funny to sing those songs now,” says Pink. “He’s in the audience, so when I sing ‘He’s a tool,’ now that’s my favorite line. I’m like, ‘Hi honey, that’s you!’” Awkward.

Oh, but Pink isn’t the only rock star to totally diss a former lovah in a song, only to take their ex back. It’s as if money, power, readily available groupies, and an entire world cheering their empowerment on isn’t enough. After the jump, the most egregious examples. Keep reading »

Laundry: The Adderall Of Chores

One of the reason why I love Sarah Haskin’s “Target: Women” videos is that sometimes they force me to laugh at my own stereotypical womanly ways. This week, she goes off on detergent commercials which make it seem like women love doing laundry. “Why can’t we break the spin cycle?” she asks. “Because when you’re high on laundry, life is just better… it smells better.” Can I just say, this fits me to a T? I love doing laundry and nothing makes me squeal like the downy freshness of just washed towels. The only thing better? The smell of bleach. Keep reading »

Shanghai Woman Nearly Mows Down Men For A New Car

I remember how badly I wanted, no needed, an Easy-Bake Oven when I was little. I begged my dad, pleaded with my mom, wept often, and eventually started cooking things in plastic cups on top of lamps in my bedroom cause I’m mad crafty. I got my sweet revenge when that burning plastic smell filled the house. But some girls will do whatever it takes to get what they want, including this woman in China who threw a hissy fit at a car dealership when her guy refused to buy her a car. The event was captured on video and posted on China’s version of YouTube. So far, almost 2 million folks have watched it, and it’s sparked a huge debate about gender. Why? Keep reading »

“Sexy Stretching”: Pornified Yoga!

If you do your morning stretches the ho hum way in sweats and a t-shirt, then you might want to take notes from this video. Please watch closely as “model” Rosa Acosta stretches, bends and spreads her legs with mind-boggling flexibility. Many of these poses look like yoga and ballet moves, so we are trying to figure out exactly what makes “sexy” stretching any different from normal stretching. Perhaps its the itsy-bitsy neon sports bra and biker short set? Maybe it’s the pervy way the camera lingers over her, umm, assets. Or more likely it’s the romantic jazz music playing in the background. Whatever the case, this looks more porn than physical fitnesss to us. But hey, we’re not really the intended audience are we? Keep reading »

First Look: “Not The Cosby Show XXX”

Check out this clip from the “Cosby Show” porn spoof, “Not The Cosby Show XXX.” Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. The guy who plays “Cliff F**kstable” does a dead on impression of Bill Cosby! No word yet on how he performs during the film’s sex scenes, but I hope he wins an AVN Award for his impersonation. Keep reading »

Kris Allen Beats Adam Lambert For The Title of “American Idol”

I don’t think I’ve seen America so wound up over the results of an election since November. In case you live under a rock, Kris Allen, the Jack Johnson-type from Arkansas, beat out glam-rocker Adam Lambert from San Diego for the title of “American Idol” last night. The star-studded season finale, which included performances by Cyndi Lauper, KISS, Queen, and a host of other music legends, ran over two hours. “It feels good,” Kris replied when Ryan asked how it felt to win, “but Adam deserves this.” If Twitter-verse is any indication, a lot of America agrees with him. Keep reading »

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