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This Couple’s Hip Hop Birth Announcement Has Got Swagger

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It's The Taylor Baby, Bitches!

It’s a special type of parent who is able to humiliate their child before he or she is even born. Jalene and Lincoln Taylor of North Salt Lake, Utah, are those parents — or shall I say, parents-t0-be.  The happy couple, who struggled with infertility and a miscarriage, announced their pregnancy with this sweet and lovably goofy hip-hop video, “Taylor Baby.”  The pair wrote the lyrics themselves and did the whole thing in eight hours! (If it’s the same Jalene and Lincoln, they also did a wedding video when they married two years ago, which is just as cute.) Their little baby is due in May. I’m sure the kid will be so impressed when it grows up that it won’t even mind Mommy and Daddy once made their own music video rapping “Where my babies at? Where my babies at?”  [TODAY]

The Daily Squee: Watch The First 100 Days Of Zoo Atlanta’s Baby Pandas

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Growing Before Your Eyes

It’s a well-down fact that baby pandas are ugly as sin. Sorry, but it’s true. It takes a few months before panda cubs grow into the fuzzy black-and-white puffballs we (okay, I) know and love.  Zoo Atlanta are the proud keepers of a set of panda cubs, Mei Lun and Mei Huan. In this video, a zoologist explains the first 100 days of the baby pandas’ lives.  A lot like human babies, there’s a lot of sleeping, yawning, and trying to bite your brother. But, oh, the squeaking! The squeaking! [Thanks to reader Lauren for the link!] [YouTube]

Watch Shia LaBeouf Give Oral Sex In This “Nymphomaniac” Clip (NSFW)

Watch Shia LeBeouf Giving Oral Sex In This "Nymphomanic" Clip (NSFW)
Shia Goes Down...

We’ve heard titters about Shia LaBeouf’s “real sex” scenes in the new Lars Von Trier film “Nymph()manic.” Well, here they are in the very NSFW teaser for the film  There are also some choir organs and baby cheetahs thrown in there as well, just to keep you guessing. As far as it all being “real” — it’s not exactly. Producer Louise Vesth explained how the sex scenes were filmed: “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles who really did have sex, and in post we will digital impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star, and the below the waist it will be the doubles.”

So, it’s safe to assume that it was really Shia’s mouth doing all that work. Still, it’s more of Shia than I ever wanted to see. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Coupled But Don’t Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO

Coupled But Don't Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO
Better To Be A DILDO Than A Clown Person

In this video, Lauren Cook and Kurt Braunohler explain how adult people don’t have to be “baby people” — they can be DINKS (double income, no kids) and DILDOS (double income, large dog owners). It’s annoying to bubble baby a baby, but putting a large dog in a Baby Bjorn that’s CUTE. So, if you don’t want to become a clown person who only talks about poop, you might want to consider becoming a DILDO. Unfortunately, I’m currently a SINK, although I hope to become a DINK in the near future, and someday, a DILDO. [Buzzfeed]

Ellen DeGeneres’ Nicki Minaj Costume Is The Breast!

Ellen DeGeneres' Nicki Minaj Costume Is The Breast!
Stunning!

And yet another celeb proves you can dress up as someone of another race without resorting to racist blackface! Ellen DeGeneres sauntered out for today’s Halloween episode of her show looking remarkably busty as she channeled Nicki Minaj’s recent appearance for her Halloween costume. Them’s some convincing underboob! Well done. [Buzzfeed]

Exclusive! “Mob Wives”‘ Big Ang Shares Her Halloween Costume

Exclusive! "Mom Wives"' Big Ang Shares Her Halloween Costume
Big Ang Is Here!
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Yesterday was awesome. Big Ang from Bravo’s “Mob Wives” and “Miami Monkey” stopped by Spin Media offices to make us some get us drunk on delicious cocktails from her line of booze (more on that in another post). While she was here — and she is AMAZING, you guys — we chatted about our Halloween plans. Apparently, her five-year-old grandson would totally dig my Sexy Dinosaur costume — awkward! So what’s Ang gonna be for Halloween? You’ll have to watch the video to find out…

Watch The Jump Roping World Champion Do Things You’ve Only Dreamed Of

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Watch The Jump Roping World Champion Do Things You've Only Dreamed Of
Tori Boggs' jump roping skills will blow your mind

I’m impressed by someone who can skip rope for more than 30 seconds without tripping on the thing. Double Dutch is like beyond impressive to me. But what nine-time world rope-skipping champion and captain of the U.S. National Jump Rope Team Tori Boggs can do with a jump rope blows my damn mind. Her skills are so out of this world that they earned her a full scholarship to Ohio State University. I didn’t know there was a such thing as competitive jump roping, but now that I do, I must learn how to do these things. As Joey Lawrence would say, WHOA. [Huffington Post]

This Guy Wins Halloween For Making People Believe He’s Macklemore

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Whoa, He Looks Just Like Macklemore

A clever guy by the name of Andrew Hales thought he would get Halloween off to a head start and show up to a Macklemore and Ryan Lewis concert dressed like Macklemore himself. The lanky blond arrived at the Maverick Center in Utah before the concert began, decked out in a Macklemore-style outfit of a hoodie, sneakers  and sunglasses. Hales’ friends filmed him as he fooled fans into thinking he was, in fact, the famous rapper. The best part of the scheme was when he managed to talk security into letting he and his friends into the venue before the show started by insisting he was the performer. I am impressed!  You have to admire this guy for his creativity. I’m also LOLing imaging how many fans uploaded gloating iPhone pictures of this guy to their social media thinking it was the real Macklemore. [MISS Info]

 

The Trailer For “Game Of Bones,” The “Game Of Thrones” Porn Parody, Is Here!

But Does Hodor Get Laid?

Do people actually jerk off to porn parodies the way they jerk off to regular porn? Because I can’t imagine being able to keep a straight face while wanking to James Deen’s ridiculous impression of Jon Snow in the “Game of Thrones” porn parody, “Game of Bones,” as hot as he may be. Really, I think porn parodies are an opportunity for porn stars to really test out their acting talents. Just listen to the splendid British accents at work in the SFW trailer above! Someone get the chick playing Daenarys Stormborn, MILF of Dragons, a gig on stage at the Globe Theater in London, seriously. [Pajiba]

The Daily Squee: Watch This Adorable Kitten Stalking A Cat

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Go Get Him, Girl!

There’s nothing like a quality cat video to start the week off right. Watch this precocious kitten named Paris (hopefully not someone’s namesake) stake out her big brother Rocky through a gauzy white curtain. Patient Rocky sort of chills while  a very determined Paris tires herself out, although not without some pushback. Looks like typical siblings to me! [Neatorama]

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