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Say Hello To Mop Cat!


Maru is, like, so over. Now, it’s all about Mop Cat! Check out what is quite possibly the most lethargic cat on the planet as it gets pushed around the floor like a mop. Personally, I think Mop Cat likes it. Surely, Mop Cat and Maru would make some strange kittens together … [Urlesque] Keep reading »

Former Beauty Queen Dies After Getting A Butt Job

Solange Magnano, a former Miss Argentina, died days after having a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires. The 38-year-old, who was the mother of twins, spent three days in critical condition after having surgery last Thursday before succumbing to a pulmonary embolism on Sunday. The liquid injected into her buttocks had entered her lungs and brains, killing her, according to one source. A close friend of Magnano’s, Roberto Piazza, observed: “A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind.” According to the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, Jennifer Lopez’s derriere is the posterior most requested by patients looking to surgically recreate a bigger, better bottom. In South America, a firm, round butt is a big deal, but it’s not worth dying for, right? [AP] Keep reading »

WTF Is Up With Indoor Cycling And How Is It So Awesome?


I don’t know what kind of sick joke this is, but it’s a damn shame I have spent 30 years on this earth having no knowledge of the wonderful world of indoor cycling. Keep reading »

Two Reasons To Get Excited If You’re Obsessed With Kelly Cutrone


And we are. Obsessed, I mean. The bitch behind fashion PR company People’s Revolution — and Whitney’s fake-boss on “The City” — was in the news today. Twice! First Kelly appeared on a Fox News morning show and dropped the F-bomb when discussing that rich, lazy snatch, Olivia Palermo. You can watch the vid here, but this is the exact quote.
“I like Olivia as a person, I really do. I’ve known her for a really long time and I know her family. I think that her work ethic is way too elevated and way too lofty … I mean that when you’re in your ’20s and you are in a prestigious place like Elle magazine, and someone like Erin is trying to help you, you better leave your f**king attitude at the door, right?”

I wonder how many gray hairs Rupert Murdoch sprouted over that one?

This is just one example of how awesomely unscripted Kelly is, which is why we’re super psyched about her upcoming reality show, “Kell On Earth.” That’s where the second bit of news comes in — Bravo has finally announced that the show will make it’s debut on Feb. 1, 2010. Mark your calendars! Check out an interview with Kelly, above, discussing the show. [BravoTV] Keep reading »

Remote Control: What You’ll Want To Watch The Week Of November 30th 2009

Chances are, you’re a little TV’d out after the vacation. But do not fear! There’s lots to keep your ADD attention this week. We’ve got the season premieres of some favorite shows, like “Intervention,” “Scrubs,” and “Shatner’s Raw Nerve.” And this week also brings the premiere of “Jersey Shore,” which looks akin to “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” meets “The Real World,” at da beach. After the jump, check out the previews. Keep reading »

How To Prettify Your Computer Cord Mess

I’m slightly OCD when it comes to organization, and one facet of my life that annoys me to no end are super long cords. From computer chargers to extension cords to TV power plugs, long wires somehow seem to overtake my room and apartment despite my best attempts to harness them. Thankfully here’s a quick solution, in the form of daisy chain knots. Lifehacker provides an easy to follow tutorial, which ends in a very fashion forward design that I’ve already fallen in love with. Maybe it sounds boring but trust, you’ll be like YEAH. [Lifehacker] Keep reading »

Trailer Park: “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee,” “The Road,” “Me And Orson Welles”

You really don’t need an excuse to go to the movies this week, it’s Thanksgiving weekend, you’ve already eaten your weight in butter and after you’ve hit your credit card limits for this Black Friday business, you’re going to need to hide out in the theater if only to keep yourself from eating and spending whatever is left of your life. Thankfully, there are a slew of movies coming out in limited release and regular style this week, including “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee,” “Old Dogs,” “Ninja Assassin,” “The Road,” “Me and Orson Welles,” and “The Princess and the Frog.” So get to it. Keep reading »

Quickies: Sade To Release First Album In 10 Years & Racist Image Of Michelle Obama Taken Down

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More Products For Obscenely Lazy People!


We may be in the middle of a recession, but companies keep churning out products for people who are too lazy to wipe their own butts. Take, for example, the Shoedini. I have no idea if this is a new product or an old standby, but it’s the first I’ve seen of it. If bending over to take off your shoes requires too much time and effort that could be spent sitting on your fat butt watching infomercials and eating chicken wings, then the Shoedini is for you. I suppose this product would be acceptable for someone dealing with back problems, like our own dear Simcha, who has been laid up at home for almost two months after a botched spinal tap and can’t bend over, but she’s Simcha, goddamnit. She’s special. [$14.99, Shoedini via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

“The Real World: D.C.”: Looks Like That Series Has Finally Stopped Sucking


Oh, look, a plot of MTV’s “Real World” that revolves around something other than hot tub threesomes and body shots! Much to the chagrin of their cranky blogger neighbors, “The Real World: D.C.” descended upon our nation’s capitol to emote, drink, talk to small African-American children, and figure out their confusing sexuality. Considering the last eight or so seasons have been mind-numbing, barely-watchable garbage, we are thrilled at this new improvement! (Though we kind of want to smack the blonde kid in this clip, as he seems uber-annoying.)

However, keep in mind, whatever integrity points MTV gained (+5) cleaning up its act with “Real World: D.C.,” it lost points with the brain-herpes that will be “Jersey Shore” (-3,000) (airing December 1!!!!). We will be watching both. Keep reading »

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