Education Connection commercials are diabolical. They run during shows like “Degrassi” and “Teen Mom” and generally contain cute young things signing far-too-catchy songs about how they used EducationConnection.com to find an online degree program. Their jingles implant themselves deep in your brain and you find yourself humming them in the shower, even if you graduated from college 10 years ago and tend to not trust websites that advertise on TV as being “free.” Now Education Connection has shifted tactics in controlling my brain. They have hired one of my faves, Shannen Doherty, to shill for them. Very crafty, Education Connection, very crafty.
After the jump, the commercial that is currently running through my head, in case you’ve ever had the
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Stinky poop and dollar signs come flying out of Beyoncé‘s baby’s butt in this new Taiwanese animation video about the pop star’s newly announced pregnancy. Let’s be honest, that’s not too far from the truth. [YouTube] Keep reading »
What’s better than having sex on your office desk? Doing it on the hood of your squad car, in uniform, if you happen to be a state trooper. Apparently, a guy was caught doing just this in broad daylight by a security camera a few weeks ago. And the dude is even still wearing his belt and gun! So far, no officers have been charged in this case—and, uh, what exactly would the charge be?—but it sure looks like the guy’s face is visible, so it’s only a matter of time. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
Kim Kardashian, who hopes to have a second career as a recording artist, never released a video for her song “Jam (Turn It Up).” And judging from this 54-second clip that Perez Hilton leaked, we totally get why. It’s awful. Basically, it’s a slew of pervy shots of Kim’s butt in slow motion as she crawls around in a pair of hot pink vinyl hot pants that are riding up her cheeks. Yes, you can even kinda see her crack. Ironically, this leak comes on the heels of the news that her sex tape will soon be disappearing from the interwebs, thanks to an anonymous client who has bought it. Perhaps this is Kris Humphries’ wedding gift to his new bride? But now what’s he gonna do about this video? [Huffington Post, Chicago Tribune] Keep reading »