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Is The Crying Wife Mentally Unstable?


This dude Parker is pretty amused that his wife, Hollie, cries uncontrollably at every movie, be it drama, comedy, sci-fi, or animation. He’s started a whole website, CryingWife.com, dedicated to videos of Hollie losing it after flicks. The video above is of her watching “A.I.” If you can stand it, watch her sniffle and weep like a baby. Excuse me, but there is no reason to cry this hard during a movie. Ever. OK, I take that back, maybe during “Schindler’s List.” Evidently, Parker knew this flick was going to be sad and he had her watch it so he could record her hysterics. I dunno, I guess I think that’s strange. Keep reading »

Jessica Biel Eats A Chocolate-Covered Cricket

OK, so there is one thing we really like about Jay Leno‘s show—the “Earn Your Plug” segments, where he makes a celebrity do some stupid thing before they get to tell people to go see their newest movie. Last night, Jessica Biel earned the right to plug her new flick and hurt our stomachs in the process. Jay had her eat chocolate-covered things. It started off OK, with chocolate-covered strawberries, but went downhill pretty fast with chocolate-covered pizza and chocolate-covered bacon. And then came the chocolate-covered cricket. Jess gulped down the little critter but looked completely disgusted. On the bright side, no one can accuse her of not eating … on Wednesday night, at least. Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman Tells Mom: “I’m Sleeping With A Man That Spanks Me”

Sarah Silverman visited David Letterman last night and charmed the old guy with a heartwarming tale of mother-daughter bonding: One day Mrs. Silverman was in the bathroom while her daughter was undressing for a shower, checked out Sarah’s rear, and gasped in horror. Keep reading »

Snooki Gets De-Snookified With A Make-Under


This morning Amelia posted a photo of Snooki (from “Jersey Shore”) post-makeover, but now we’ve got video evidence of the transformation. “Inside Edition” dolled everyone’s favorite party midget down this week, removing the bronzer, the crotch-length dress and the now-notorious pouf for a decidedly more refined look. There were still boobs all over the place and a healthy amount of twirling, fist pumping and lady bit exposure; personally, I don’t think stripping Snooki of her clothes also robbed her of the insane interesting personality that makes her so memorable. Could it be that the pouf does not, in fact, make the guidette? [The Cut] Keep reading »

Is Lindsay Lohan A Slob Or A Hoarder?

Lindsay Lohan sat down with “Clean House” host Neicy Nash for an interview set to air on tonight’s episode of “The Insider.” Lindz talks about her relationship with her dad (boring!) and reveals that she has a problem with collecting things, especially shoes. Personally, I don’t see a problem with a bedroom full of shoes as long as you actually have a bedroom. But it seems Lindsay could be a hoarder like certain other celebrities, which means she might sink so low as to go on A&E’s “Hoarders” to keep her face in the limelight. Or maybe she’s just a slob, which Neicy and her crew can definitely handle. Either way, there’s help out there for all her problems; she only needs to ask for it. [The Insider via E! Online] Keep reading »

Will You Be Watching “Hotter Than My Daughter”?

The only thing I can say about this show, “Hotter Than My Daughter,” is that it’s wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack. The concept is pretty simple: The show follows a mother/daughter pair where the mother likes to wear as little clothing as possible while the daughter is a bit more conservative. Take Sharon and her daughter Kobie in the preview above. Sharon may have three children and is about to be a grandma (Kobie is pregnant), but that doesn’t stop her from showing off the surgically-enhanced goodies. Keep reading »

Lauren Conrad Wants To Talk To You About Domestic Violence

This week I went to a Mark makeup event in Soho and saw two important things (among others): this new PSA on preventing violence against women and Mark’s spokesperson, Lauren Conrad, in the flesh. (Regarding the latter, she is one of those celebs who’s even cuter in real life!) The presentation also introduced a new m.powerment by Mark launch, a pretty Have A Heart bracelet — available here for $12. One-hundred percent of the net proceeds are funneled into their fund to help spread awareness and eradicate dating abuse and partner violence. So check it out. [Meet Mark] Keep reading »

The Woman Responsible For “That’s What She Said”


Finally, Megan Mullally does something worthwhile with her talents, because those awful “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” commercials do not count. In this Funny or Die vid, Megan’s white trash horny heroine is the originator of the phrase, “That’s what she said.” [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake Pops And Locks A Boner


Justin Timberlake needed an awfully big slab of cardboard when he sang “Dick In A Box” on “SNL.” But here he is, sans recyclable paper products, showing you what he’s working with. That’s right, nothin’ but pants and a boner, in slow motion. You’ll be screaming “Tiiiimmmmber!” because it’s straight-up wood. Just like we promised back when we reported on “Rock Star Penis Size,” feast your eyes on just how JT can stick the sexy in your back. [WOW Report] Keep reading »

Quickies: So This Is What Bankers Do When They’re Bored & Mel Gibson Caught Swearing Again

  • A silly banker was caught looking at topless women while in the background of a TV interview. (It’s around 1:09 minutes.) [The Telegraph]
  • Guys let us in on the nicest way to say, “Not tonight, honey.” [Em & Lo]
  • Here’s how to destroy a sex tape before it comes back to bite you in the buttocks, John Edwards-style. [Slate]

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