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Tracy Morgan And Oprah Hit A “Rough Patch”


“30 Rock” star Tracy Morgan was on “Letterman” last night where he confessed that he and his “valentine,” Oprah, have recently hit a “rough patch. “Every time I turn around she on the phone with Gayle! Get off the phone with Gayle! Gayle this, Gayle that. What about me?!” And then when Dave tried to change the subject and asked if Tracy’s been watching the winter Olympics, he replied: “Black people don’t watch the winter Olympics.” Oh, Tracy! [via YouTube] Keep reading »

The Official “We Are The World” Remake Video


The official video for the remake of “We Are The World,” which will benefit victims of Haiti’s earthquake last month, has arrived, to, uh, mixed reviews. I’m all for the charity angle, obviously, so I’m not going to knock it too hard, but the Michael and Janet Jackson split screen is hella cheesy and I have a hard time taking anything seriously that features a Pussycat Doll. Keep reading »

And This Is Why Jumbotron Engagements Are A Gigantic Don’t


So, some poor schmuck decided to propose to his girlfriend during the New York Rangers game on Valentine’s Day, and the entire scene was broadcast on the Jumbotron. Unforch, it appears that instead of saying “yes,” she went to go puke up cheese fries in the bathroom. Romance FAIL. Keep reading »

Behold The Sexual Innuendo In SJP’s “Sesame Street” Spot

If you’re as immature as we are, Sarah Jessica Parker‘s recent spot for “Sesame Street” about the concept of “big” will send you into a fit of giggles.

Oh, poor Grover. If you only knew what we were thinking when you shout, “You must want the biggest thing I can find!” Oh yeah she does, the little minx. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Send Your Loved One A Hug-E-Gram!


“Flowers, agaaaaaain?” Red roses just don’t cut it on Valentine’s Day anymore, fellas. Show your girlfriend or wife that you love her with a plush, decapitated, bendable arm! Who needs real hugs when you can hug your wife from afar, thanks to a cheap arm of full of flammable stuffing known as the Hug-E-Gram? That way, you can show her you care — while you’re off finger-banging your secretary. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Channing Tatum Talks About His Charred Penis On “Chelsea Lately”


Oh hey look, it’s my lover Channing Tatum on “Chelsea Lately” earlier this week. I like this interview because we actually get to hear him talk about that penis burning accident he initially revealed in this month’s GQ. I just like hearing Channing Tatum say “penis,” especially when referring to his own. It makes me feel closer to him. Anyhoo. Keep reading »

Beer-Flavored Lip Gloss Is Very, Very Real

The video above is typical beer company fare—hot young thing applies beer flavored lip gloss, guy plants one on her because, well, bro, she’s got beer on her lips. Is there a better way to get guys to make-out than put an alcoholic beverage on your lips? Clearly not, according to Heineken, at least in the world of advertising. Except that this whole situation is real—not just a man-dream—because the beer flavored gloss actually exists. (And it’s not the only bizarre-o gloss out there!) You can even buy it for just under five euros. Would you wear it? [Heineken via BellaSugar] Keep reading »

The French Connection Guy Wants You To Understand Him

As Leo pointed out, the new French Connection ad campaign is really something, by which we mean “makes no logical sense.” Well, surprise, surprise. The commercials are equally incomprehensible. Meet “The Man.” He is confused by elevators, refuses to shave, and goes nowhere in life without the accompaniment of a French voice-over. NB: He wears not slogans or sequins! Eff, en fakt, zis iz zee mahn, ah zink zee mahn neez tew brusha heez hairz. [ANIMAL] Keep reading »

Would You Save His Life Or Go Shopping?

Copyranter says this uber-provocative commercial for a sale at the u&i boutique in Montreal, Canada is “as good as retail advertising gets.” Me? Dunno that I agree. A woman, when confronted with the horrifying specter of her kidnapped boyfriend (she doesn’t appear to be wearing a wedding ring), decides she’d rather go partake in designer sale shopping than, ya’ know, save her lover’s life. Does this say something deeply true about women’s obsessive desire to score a bargain at any cost? Perhaps! Yet, it sure picks a creepy way to go about doing it. [ANIMAL] Keep reading »

A Movie Montage Of Classic “I Love You” Moments

There is a little bit of a love cynic in all of us, especially around Valentine’s Day. But this montage proves that we all have a little bit of a hopeless romantic in us, too. Everyone has at least one movie moment that made them feel all warm and fuzzy, and this video tried to cram in as many of them as possible. So look for your favorite “I love you” or bawk at the ones that are missing (Hello, “Titanic”!), and then let us know what film scenes make you swoon. [Moviefone] Keep reading »

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