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A Chair To Cradle Your Nether Regions?

I just had the biggest WTF moment watching this promotional video for the Divided Salli Saddle Chair. It’s designed like a saddle with a slit in the middle and it’s supposed to be good for the lower back…and more importantly your genitals. The idea seems intelligible: it’s a chair that mimics your standing posture. Cool. Except that the video isn’t even a pinch of cool. Watching that close-up of the dude in spandex tea bagging the chair was just not okay. Skip to the 1:35 mark if you want your ears to squirm at hearing the most awkward pronunciation of the words ‘testicle’ and ‘penis’ ever. I dare you! Keep reading »

Male Models Box, Make Us Want To Show Them Ours

We love to watch men fight for our attention, especially male models! Thanks to the creative geniuses at Paper Magazine, “The Friday Night Throwdown” pitted professional hotties, like Abercrombie & Fitches’ Zac Taylor and D&G’s Nick Lemons, against real boxers in the ring. While they got their beautiful butts handed to them, we say any shirtless man is a winner. [The Cut]

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When Twilight Fans Attack!!!

There are no words. Other than, I swear I was not there, don’t believe a word anyone tells you. [via DListed] Keep reading »

Ashley Tisdale Gives An Obama Impersonator A Lap Dance

On Friday, Ashley Tisdale (“High School Musical”) appeared on the Spanish talk show “El Hormiguero” and was gushing about Barack Obama. Next thing you know, an Obama impersonator was wheeled out for her to give a lap dance to. She doesn’t actually go anywhere near his lap, but still, it’s pretty funny. Keep reading »

Can “The Today Show” Stop Fawning Over The Duggars?

Jon and Kate Gosselin have eight children. Nadya Suleman has 14. Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have 18 and no intention of stopping anytime soon. The Gosselins and Suleman get nothing but bad press, it seems, but Meredith Viera and the rest of “The Today Show” crew practically piss themselves with joy every time the Duggars are on their show. Can someone explain that to me? Today eldest son Josh and his wife Anna were in the studio (with the rest of the clan via satellite) to find out whether they were expecting a girl or a boy, by cutting a cake! The cake was pink which means they are having a girl! And Meredith kept hinting that they should name the first Duggar grandbaby after her, which I suppose, explains all the insane ass kissing. The Duggars are complete loonies. Meredith seems relatively sane. So what’s with the obsession? Keep reading »

Trailer Park: “Imagine That,” “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3,” “Food, Inc.,” & “Moon”

Okay, so I just peeped weather.com and apparently every single state is cloudy this weekend. No, seriously. Don’t even bother looking out the window. Just get in your Prius and drive to the movie theater. What’s even opening this weekend? Funny you should ask because Eddie Murphy’s playing a loony (again) in “Imagine That,” John Travolta is a bad ass in “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3,” your food is killing you, if you’re curious how, then watch “Food, Inc.,” and if you’ve ever been isolated to the point of insanity, then “Moon” might push you back over the edge. And if these movies sound crappy, there’s always last week’s flicks! Keep reading »

Quick Vid: “Golden Girl” Betty White Plays Beer Pong

Former “Golden Girl” Betty White and Jimmy Fallon played an epic game of beer pong on “Late Night” yesterday. Jimmy Fallon has already lost to Anna Kournikova, Serena Williams and Ivanka Trump but he finally managed to break his losing streak. We were rooting for Betty and give her props for sinking the first shot. Too bad the two didn’t play a whole game. If they had, Betty would have cleaned house. Keep reading »

Oh Baby! MTV’s “16 And Pregnant” Premieres

Last night, MTV premiered its new reality show “16 And Pregnant.” And the Juno from the premiere, Miss Maci from Chattanooga, was like a Babyzilla pounding her fists for attention and whining to her BF and the cameras non-stop. Good thing MTV was there to validate the importance of her feelings! Keep reading »

David Letterman Versus The Palins: Round …Three?

It’s not David Letterman who makes women look bad, it’s Sarah Palin! The Alaska governor continued to cry us a river in an interview with Matt Lauer on “The Today Show,” saying that Letterman should apologize to women everywhere. She’s still claiming the jokes he made were about her 14-year-old daughter even though the comedian explained they were made about her 18-year-old who did, in fact, get knocked up. Anna at Jezebel has a great post on why she hasn’t been able to muster up much sympathy for the Palins, despite the obvious sexism in his remarks. Frankly, We think Sarah is the one who should be apologizing because she issued a statement saying she wouldn’t go on David Letterman’s show because it would boost his ratings and she didn’t trust him around her youngest daughter, Willow. Wow, WTF is that supposed to mean? What do you think about all this? Keep reading »

Hard Balls: Chris Matthews Dishes On Bill Clinton’s Secret To Sex-cess

“Hard Ball”’s Chris Matthews dropped by Craig Ferguson’s show to promote his new book for twentysomethings, The Hardball Handbook: How To Win At Life. In it, Matthews applies politicians’ techniques to everyday problems politicians don’t care about, like your love life. Since it’s “The Late Late Show,” Chris gets down and dishes the dirt on former-President Bill Clinton. How did he do it, and by “it,” we mean all those women? At the two minute mark, you’ll find out.
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