Thanks to this video, I’ll be referring to “eyes” as “liquid orbs” from now on.
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“30 Rock”‘s Kenneth the Page is played by totally awesome Jack McBrayer, who is so believable as Kenneth that we don’t think we’ve actually ever heard him speak in his real voice. In this “7 Minutes in Heaven” interview with Mike O’Brien, McBrayer discovers his thumbs, plays “census” and gives O’Brien a bad case of “gingervitis.” Watch and learn. [Buzzfeed]
Damn you, Katy Perry! You’re dressed like a candy cane and standing between two ladies who look like lifesize anime characters and still your cover of Adele’s heartbreaking “Someone Like You” brought tears to my eyes. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
I would watch two hours of Michael Fassbender reading his grocery list, so his new sex addiction drama, “Shame,” is high up on the list of things I’m willing to pay $12 for. Let me spell this out for you: Michael Fassbender and sex. Michael Fassbender and sex. I’ll be seeing “Shame.” Will you? [Guardian UK] Keep reading »
Next to my own personal ’90s rock God Evan Dando, Stephen Malkmus of Pavement comes a close second. “Senator,” the new video from Malkmus and his band The Jicks, features Jack Black as corrupt Senator Danner, up for re-election, but equally pulled toward a steady diet of cocaine and cattle prods (aren’t we all?). The video also stars “Office Space” boss guy Gary Cole, and a cameo by my friend Todd (BRAGGING) as the curly-haired campaign manager. [YouTube]
Chelsea Handler and Gloria Steinem have been hanging out and I’m never invited. It’s cool. I’m not, like, devastated or anything. But I’m just saying, if Arianna Huffington walked up to Chelsea at a Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women event and lectured her how she’s “so maternal” and “needs” to have children, I would have had Chelsea’s back, too. Chelsea and Gloria and I can be “CGJ,” — sort of like “MVP” but feminist and smart and awesome. [E! Online] Keep reading »