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Justin Bieber Makes A 3-Year-Old’s Day/Life


Because we are not girls under the age of 12, it’s hard for us to wrap our heads around the insanity known as Bieber Fever. As a friend recently pointed out, “between the bowl cut, his last name and his weird head tick, he kind of reminds me of a Muppet baby.” True, but Justin is this generation’s answer to Jonathon Taylor Thomas, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Davy Jones, David Cassidy, etc, etc, etc. Luckily, the Bieb does seem like a pretty stand-up guy. Last night, while he was in Los Angeles celebrating his 16th birthday, he stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s show to surprise Cody, the 3-year-old girl who spilled an insane number of tears in a YouTube video over the singer. (“I love Justin Bieber,” she wales. “I’m crying because I don’t get to see him all day.” If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out after the jump.) So Cody was pretty surprised when Justin magically appeared through the door. She jumped up to give him a hug. And offered him her hand in marriage. I guess she doesn’t know about playing hard to get yet? Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Has Put A Spell On You

When we saw the title of this post, “‘I Put a Spell on You’ Single & Video for Haiti, Feat. Johnny Depp,” we were like, what, our boyfriend can sing? But then we watched the video, and we were like, ah, no. In order to help post-earthquake relief and rescue efforts in Haiti, musicians Nick Cave, Mick Jones, Chrissy Hynde, and Mr. Depp got together to cover the Screamin’ Jay Hawkins track, “I Put a Spell on You.” Cave et al. do the singing, while Depp stands around watching the action, looking like a hot homeless guy, and then busts out his guitar and jams on it a bit. This ain’t your momma’s “We Are the World,” and we like it. [Racked] Keep reading »

Happy Hump Day: Here’s A Cat Battling A Static-y Balloon


This video could go either way — adorably funny or sort of sad. Luckily the old-timey piano music makes it the former. Enjoy! Keep reading »

Roger Ebert Gets His Voice Back


In 2001, film critic Roger Ebert was diagnosed with papillary thyroid cancer and over the years has gone through multiple surgeries and rounds of chemotherapy to battle the illness, including having a significant portion of his jaw removed. As a result, he can no longer eat or drink (he’s fed through a feeding tube) and cannot speak. A few weeks ago, Ebert was photographed and interviewed by Esquire, his familiar face having changed so much that many considered the image to be shocking. Ebert appeared on “Oprah” today with his wife of 18 years, Chaz, and the interview was both heartbreaking and heartwarming. Oprah asked the legend whether he remembers what the last words he spoke were, to which Ebert replied that he didn’t because he didn’t know at the time that they would be his last words. He said he hoped, however, that his last words were “I love you” to his wife, who Oprah credited with inspiring Ebert to go on living despite his very difficult circumstances. In the clip above, Ebert and Chaz hear, for the first time, a computerized voice (Ebert “speaks” by typing into a computer which says his words out loud) that has been created to match Ebert’s own voice, before his illness resulted in his loss of speech. Keep reading »

Do We Need More Socialites Behaving Badly?

If you love to hate Olivia Palermo from “The City,” then you are probably counting down the days until the premiere of “High Society,” Tinsley Mortimer’s new reality show on the CW. It follows trust-funder Tinsley and her other socialite friends as they party their way through the New York nightlife. The premise of the show is that Tinsley, the hardest working socialite in town, really wants to make it big with her handbag line. But the poor little rich girl is being held back by her socialite friends: Jules, the tantrum-throwing bitch; Paul the flaming rich boy; and Malik so chic, the eccentric socialite. But do we really have the stomach to follow socialites through their trials and tribulations during one of the worst recessions in history? The plot is so ludicrous and the characters so stereotypical that the answer might just be “yes.” With scorn. Hey, we all need someone to hate. Get your rotten tomatoes ready. Keep reading »

Hey Girls! Use A Condom, Because Men Are Total Jerks!


Hey, you know how parents and teachers and other, you know, boring adults can get teenagers — particularly teenage girls — to use condoms and other forms of protection if they’re going to have sex? By talking to them in language they understand, of course! For the folks of SexReally.com, that means using crude words like “titties,” swearing a lot, and stereotyping eww-gross-boys as total jerks. No, seriously, “jerks” is the term this safe sex PSA — which debuted at the Sex:Tech conference this weekend — uses to describe men/boys, as a way of encouraging teenage girls to wrap it up. After all, the 16-year-old boy you’re boning probably is a total a-hole, and who wants to have an a-hole’s baby? Sure, it’s nice to not be stereotyping women and girls for once, but how is portraying men in general as skeezy, perverted douchebags the best way to send a safe sex message? If all men were as revolting as the guys in the PSA above, I would think we would be encouraging women to go lesbian, amiright? [Broadsheet] Keep reading »

Reason #359 To Always Wash New Underwear Before Wearing

So, you know how you’re supposed to wash underwear you buy before wearing it? Well, that always seemed like a silly rule to us, but there’s a reason for it. Apparently a lot of stores will let you return underwear and bathing suits, even if they appear used, and then put them back on the rack and sell them to unassuming customers. Gross. [Today] Keep reading »

The “Jersey Shore” Goes To The Oscars, Kind Of


In anticipation for this Sunday’s Academy Awards, “Lopez Tonight” had the “Jersey Shore” cast perform guido versions of scenes from some of the Best Picture nominees, including “The Hurt Locker” (above) and “Inglourious Basterds.” Hy-sterical. I can’t wait to see Snooki go blue in “Avatar.” [TBS] Keep reading »

The Dead Man’s Bones Documentary Makes Me Tingle


I just love starting off my day with a serious Ryan Gosling-induced girl boner. Pitchfork.com has a portion of a documentary about Gosling’s super awesome creepster doo-wop band, Dead Man’s Bones, in which my lover conducts a children’s chorus in rehearsal and on stage. While plenty of actors turned rock stars SUCK, I can say with unbiased appreciation that Dead Man’s Bones RULES super hard. Keep reading »

Quickies: Kim Zolciak Makes Her Movie Debut & The Best Whiskey Is …

  • Blink, and you’ll miss Kim Zolciak in the trailer for “The Joneses” (skip to the 1:40 mark). [NY Post]
  • Wouldn’t “Gossip Girl“‘s Eric be the perfect mate for Kurt from “Glee“? Find out which other TV characters should hook up. [BuzzSugar]
  • Some folks want Tim Burton to go away because he’s too predictable. [College Humor]

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