Mariah Yeater, the woman claiming to have birthed the fruit of Justin Bieber’s loins, is speaking about the night they allegedly did it. He took an immediate liking to her, she says. After that, he took her to a bathroom backstage where he went from being “cute and gushy” to “more aggressive.” This story is completely and totally true, Mariah asserts, and she has evidence to prove it in court. Justin Bieber is denying fathering a child with a woman he claims never met, saying, “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim” (nice line Justin’s publicist!). He plans to take a DNA test as soon as he returns from Europe to prove his innocence. The only person who appears to believe the allegations is Selena Gomez, who dumped the Biebs over the weekend. We’re looking forward to the denouement of this scandal. As fun as it would be for this story to be true, there’s just no way. [The Insider, People]
Besides having a mad crush on host Charlie Day, part of the reason I was so psyched for this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” was I couldn’t wait to see how the show handled Kim Kardashian’s divorce announcement. And I was not disappointed. The show did not hold back in its takedown of Kim’s 72-day marriage in an “ad” for E!’s “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce.” From “Kim,” “Kourtney,” and “Khloe”‘s monotone Hollywood whine to Bruce Jenner’s overdone facelift to Kris Jenner’s desperate desire to be seen as one of the sisters, the skit was almost — almost — too mean. And then there was Kris Humphries’ … well … you’ll see. Just watch!
You know you want to watch Wendy Williams and Gabourey Sidibe re-enact the wig-snatching incident between Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leaks on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” So what are you waiting for? Your boss isn’t looking, I promise. [Bossip] Keep reading »
We get some weird email here at The Frisky and the weirdest one I’ve received today is definitely the main item from yesterday’s Today’s Lady News column … animated. Yes, someone animated the news item about 22-year-old Shyane DeJesus, the woman who beat the crap out of a man who groped her on the New York City subway. Shyane DeJesus also shoved her phone in his face and snapped photos, so hopefully cops can catch this perv. Sexual assault is not a laughing matter, yet something about the awkward blob-people in the animation treatment is … funny. Hey, whatever gets more people educated. [BigAppleDaily.TV] Keep reading »