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Shocker! Andy Rooney Doesn’t Understand Lady Gaga


Dear God, why hasn’t CBS forced Andy Rooney to retire? My favorite — and by favorite, I mean least favorite, but in a painfully amusing way — segment on “60 Minutes” is when Andy Rooney is given the floor to cantankerously complain about the things that irritate him. Whether it’s the stupid mail and presents sent to him by fans (seriously, he complains about free gifts), spam, or some turn-of-phrase that Andy finds particularly annoying, Rooney is always pissed off about something. The thorn in his side this weekend? Popular music! Specifically, why he hasn’t heard of all the musical artists that are currently on the Billboard charts! Why has he, a normal, average American, never heard of this Justin Bieber, or that Lady Gaga, or some fella named Usher? I don’t really get Rooney’s point other than he’s out of touch because he’s incredibly old, but this segment was all sorts of hand-meet-forehead. Can he go back to complaining about Facebook now? Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera’s “Woo Hoo” Is An Ode To Cunnilingus

Have you heard Christina Aguilera‘s new song? It’s called “Woo Hoo” (“Woohoo”? “WooHoo”?), it features Nicki Minaj, and it is about cunnilingus. Have other songs been written about going down on a girl before? Beats me. This is surely a contender for the “Most Impassioned Song About Cunnilingus of the Year” award at the next Grammy Awards. Technically, the lyrics are non-explicit, but they are raunchy in the innuendo department. I wouldn’t, you know, crank it at top volume at work. Keep reading »

Betty White Slays ‘Em On “Saturday Night Live”


Hey, did you catch Betty White hosting “Saturday Night Live” this weekend? There was a lot of hype surrounding this episode, so much so that it seemed almost important that Betty could live up to everyone’s expectations — but as far as I’m concerned, she did. Supported by some of the most beloved female cast members from “SNL”‘s recent past (Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Tina Fey, and Rachel Dratch, amongst others), the ratings for the episode — featuring musical guest Jay-Z — were the highest they’ve been in 14 months and the cast and crew gave Betty a standing ovation and presented her with flowers at the end of the show. It’s no wonder; Betty appeared in nearly every single sketch that aired during the live show, a feat not even younger hosts are asked to attempt — and that’s not including a handful of other skits that were performed during dress rehearsal but didn’t make the cut for the live show. Luckily, Hulu has those skits, which you can watch here. But before you do that, re-watch (or watch for the first time if you were crazy enough to miss it) Betty appearing alongside Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer in their NPR-spoofing sketch “Delicious Dish,” discussing her amazing, um, muffins. Keep reading »

Lady Mag Lesson #2: How To Be A Total Rock Star In Bed!


You know what my favorite thing is about lady mags, besides the occasionally thought-provoking features, perfume samplers, and usually off-the-mark horoscopes? All that unsolicited advice! For instance, lord knows every single woman on the planet can never get enough advice on how to please her man. This super awesome sexy steamy tip will turn you into a rock star and get his rocks off! Meow, you sexy bitch! Keep reading »

Solange Does “Yo Gabba Gabba”!

OK, I seriously have to recognize my slight, non-stalker-ish obsession with Solange. As I’m writing this, I’m totally vibing to the original lullaby she performed on an episode of NIck Jr.’s “Yo Gabba Gabba” that aired today. “Momma Loves Baby” is my favorite song of the day. I think Solange taped this awhile ago because she’s had a pic from the set of the TV show as the background of her Twitter page for a month or so. I’m really feeling her fun Flintstones-inspired outfit, too. Keep reading »

The Nirvana Baby Is All Grown Up. And Kind Of Hot.


I, like pretty much everyone who was conscious in 1991, remember the first time I heard “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” I was conveniently located in a record store at the time, and quickly grabbed a clerk to ask what the song was. He handed me Nirvana’s Nevermind. My first thought, “Oh, there’s a baby on the cover. And there’s his penis.” I bought it and it naturally became one of my favorites to this day. But who is that little baby chasing the money in the pool? His name is Spencer Elden, and he’s all grown up now—he’s an artist in Los Angeles. In this video, he tells about how the famous cover came to be and what he’s up to now. Luckily, he’s 19, so it’s okay to have a crush on him. Maybe. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Guy Shows Off His Fake Muscles For You

Have you ever seen “The Man Whose Arms Exploded“? It’s the story of Gregg Valentino, a bodybuilder who injected himself with so many steroids that — well, the title pretty much explains it. (By the way, don’t click on that link if you don’t want to see someone inject steroids into their arms in rather gruesome fashion.) In any case, I don’t know who this young man is or what he has done to himself, but suffice to say it doesn’t look normal, not even remotely. Nor does it look sexy. Nor does it make me want to put my hands on him. He also looks to have gotten himself the male version of breast implants. His boobs are bigger than mine. Lastly, his taste in music is godawful. Sorry, dude. [Totallycrap.com] Keep reading »

Jenna Jameson Breaks Down Over Tito Ortiz Abuse Allegations

If you only watch one totally depressing video today, I suppose it could be this one. In a sit-down video interview with Us Weekly, former porn star Jenna Jameson shares about recent abuse allegations made by her against her boyfriend, MMA fighter Tito Ortiz. The situation has been covered to excess by the tabloid sites, and it’s unclear at this point exactly what happened. Jameson continues to change her story while discussing the matter openly with the paparazzi and the media. While what happened may remain a mystery, one thing’s for sure. Judging by this video, this girl is a tragic mess. Keep reading »

Woman With World’s Most Powerful Vagina Shows Off More Vagina Power

If The Frisky had a mascot, we’d like to think it would be Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian with the world’s strongest vagina. That’s not a turn of phrase either. Guinness World Records actually crowned her queen of the vaginas. In any case, Kozhevnikova has returned with a new video, showing off her vaginal superpowers. Surely, this is one of the most amazing vaginas ever. Personally, I don’t totally get what’s going on here? Like, how is this thing attached to her hooha? Or is she clenching it, like, inside? One day, we may see workout rooms at the gym filled with women who have barbells dangling from their vaginas, taking vagina power-building classes. It could happen, people. [Total Pro Sports] Keep reading »

Japanese Women Have Better Hair Than You


Sure, sure, you western women think you’re so sophisticated when it comes to hairstyles, with your pin curls, your up-dos, and your braids. Forget it, sweetheart. Your hair ain’t got nothing on the hair of these Japanese women. Headlight? Check. Clothing line? Check. Electrical cord? Obvi. Library? Yes. Crown of Crocs. Duh! Bicycle? Why not! I guess I would be more impressed if one of them had a Smart Car beehive, but these’ll do. [Weekly Teinou] Keep reading »

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