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We’d Like To Watch “You Again” With Our Mom


It’s too bad “You Again” doesn’t hit theaters until September, because seeing it would make a totally fun mother-daughter outing for Mother’s Day. In the film Kristen Bell stars as Marni, a young woman who seems to have her life together … until she discovers that her brother is marrying her high school arch nemesis. Hilarity ensues, especially when Marni’s mom (Jamie Lee Curtis) gets a visit from her high school rival, the fiancée’s aunt (Sigourney Weaver). Unfortunately for those of us with high school reunions coming up, the movie proves that no matter how fabulous you’ve become, you can’t escape who you used to be, even if you’ve gotten rid of your awkwardness, zits, and glasses. Keep reading »

Dolce & Gabbana Male Models Wrestle, Dance


Is it ever too early in the day to watch male dancers grapple in a Dolce & Gabbana video? We thinks not. Starring scantily clad dancers from the Rambert Dance Company, this fashion spot for Wonderland magazine is easy on the eyes, indeed. For a moment, I wondered what their names are, but then I remembered it doesn’t really matter. [Fashin] Keep reading »

Tyra Talks To The Interracial Couple Denied A Marriage License In Louisiana


Yesterday on “The Tyra Show,” Tyra talked to the interracial couple who was denied a marriage license by a Louisiana justice of the peace last year. Beth Humphrey, who is white, described how she called about a license for her and Terence McKay, who is black, and the woman she spoke to on the phone asked, “Is this an interracial marriage?” Then they were informed this justice only marries couples of the same race. (The justice, Keith Bardwell, said he was “not a racist” but was only concerned for “the children” — because duh, everyone knows you can’t make interracial babies without getting married first.)

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Is Spencer Pratt Smoking Some Crystals Too?


Look, I watch “The Hills.” I’m not ashamed, but I’m not proud either. I’m especially not proud now that the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt subplot has taken a decidedly new agey and potentially abusive turn. Spencer is definitely a complete attention whore — the only one who could compete with him is his wife — and he’s always given me the skeeves. But on last night’s episode — and the preview for next week — it’s clear that Spencer is either losing his mind and treading into potentially scary and abusive territory or just pretending to for the show. Keep reading »

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes’ Idea Of Foreplay


Here are a few things I don’t find to be “sexy” activities for a couple. 1) Taking baths together (showers are fine), 2) feeding each other, and 3) singing and dancing a musical number together while painfully attempting to look aroused and seductive. Unfortunately for those in attendance at the 5th Annual “A Fine Romance” benefit gala on Saturday, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes do find the latter sexy, performing “Whatever Lola Wants” from Damn Yankees. Look, I get that’s for a good cause, but myeyesmyeyesmyeyes! [Dlisted]
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The Johnny Cupcakes Cannon: Get A Face Full Of Wasted Treats


I heard my dad’s voice while watching this video from the Johnny Cupcakes Suitcase Tour. You see, when I wouldn’t eat as a child, my dad would say there were starving children in Africa who would be happy for pumpernickel bread and okra. I’d roll my eyes and think: “Whether I eat or don’t, the African kids still wouldn’t get my food.” I’ve matured since then and try not to waste food or get entertainment from people wasting food. (Good thing “Double Dare” isn’t my favorite show anymore.) But even I laughed hysterically at the folks in this video who were shot in the face with cupcakes fired from a 120 psi cannon. After all, Johnny Cupcakes is a clothing company known for its cupcake and crossbones logo. How can you not laugh? [Gizmodo via Impact Lab] Keep reading »

Condom Water Balloons Exploding In Reverse Slow Motion

I guess someone wandered around Coachella throwing water-filled condoms in people’s faces? It was hot, so I suppose they liked it. Since this is 2010, someone was there to videotape the results, and because this is the internet, someone did a second version in which the condom water bombs are seen exploding in reverse slow motion. The effect is completely strange. Is this CGI? Is this real life? Is this actually happening? I feel like this is some sort of subliminal advertising campaign for Terminator-brand condoms. You never know. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Comments About Erin Andrews Made Elisabeth Hasselbeck Cry


This morning on “The View,” Elisabeth Hasselbeck got all choked up when she told her fellow co-hosts that she felt horrible about “hurting Erin Andrews‘ feelings.” As I told you this morning, on yesterday’s show, Hasselbeck made a rather inappropriate comment about how Andrews stalker could have avoided jail time if he’d just waited to see her scantily clad on “Dancing with the Stars.” Hasselbeck got reamed for the comment and had to go home and explain to her daughter the mistake she made. Now, in all fairness, Hasselbeck does seem genuinely sorry and people do say stupid things, but you gotta wonder if there’s a bit of Elisabeth that believes dressing a certain way encourages predatory behavior. Anyway, Andrews hasn’t said whether she accepts Hasselbeck’s apology, but she did tell People, “It was a slap in the face to victims of stalking and sexual predators. As a mother and a woman, I’m disappointed she went there.” [People] Keep reading »

A “Star Wars” Double Feature Baby Announcement


Well, this is certainly one way to announce you’re having twins. God help those babies if they aren’t into science fiction. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Help Wanted: Must Love Cheerios And Disney

When times get tough, the job market tends to get a little … er … creative. You know a Craigslist “gigs” ad is going to be sketchy when it starts with these words: “This is an odd request.” Where it goes from there, I could not have predicted in my wildest Disney-fied dreams. Let me give you a hint: This gig involves role play, a bad Disney film from the ’80s, and a love of Cheerios. Yep. That’s right. You guessed it. Someone is hiring for a “Honey I Shrunk The Kids” role-play partner. The perfect candidate would be skilled at playing “normal size” to a “shrunken individual” and have extensive knowledge of the Cheerios scene from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids.” Requirements for the job? A verbose female who is descriptive almost to the point of it being ridiculous, very imaginative, and a lover of Cheerios. Pay? $50 per session via email or IM. Who’s game? It can’t be real, but it’s just too mind-blowingly bizarre to be fake. I bet the resumes are just rolling in. [Craiglist] Keep reading »

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