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Jessica’s Awesome Affirmation


Up until about 10 minutes ago, I was having a kind of “meh” day — I don’t think I got enough sleep this weekend, I’m stressed about a couple things, and I’m having a bad hair day. Then I saw this awesome video, of young Jessica standing in front of her bathroom mirror proclaiming all the things she loves about her life and herself, and I thought, Man, what a great idea! So, just as soon as I’ve hit “submit” on this post, I’m headed to The Frisky’s loo for an enthusiastic affirmation session of my own, cribbing Jessica’s own words to start — I can do anything good! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Porn Star Faye Reagan Stars In Married To The Mob Fashion Movie

We like this latest entrant into the fashion video phenomenon starring flame-haired porn star Faye Reagan in the Married to the Mob, or MOB, fashion line. If you’re not familiar with the brand, Married to the Mob is streetwear designed by women for women: neon leggings, message tees, shiny bombers, skinny jeans. As Reagan’s character makes her way through the city, she keeps changing her clothes to the sound of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ “Runaway.” Reagan is cool, the clothes are cute, and the music is stellar. We dig it. [Vimeo] Keep reading »

Remember To Wear Lace Underwear While Doing CPR

We don’t really see the tie-in between lacy undies, pseudo-lesbianism, and CPR, but bless Fortnight Lingerie for trying. Do you think people would be more likely to actually learn CPR if this were shown instead of boring instructional videos? We’re guessing it might prove a little too distracting in the pants to be a particularly useful teaching tool.
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Japanese Couple Married By A Robot


A couple in Tokyo was recently married by, get this, a robot “priest.” The I-Fairy robots are traditionally used to give tours around museums and science exhibitions, but now I guess they can add wedding officiant to their job summary. The couple met when the bride, Satoko Inoue, worked at the company that makes the I-Fairy robots and the groom, Tomohiro Shibata, came in as a customer. They credit the robot for bringing them together, so they found it fitting that the I-Fairy would perform the ceremony. The couple say they just want people to see robots as a normal part of life and not merely as bits of metal and plastic. Fine, but where’s the romance?! The couple didn’t even touch each other during the service! Perhaps that’s just a cultural difference, but if that’s what our future with robots looks like, no thanks! [via BuzzFeed and Telegraph] Keep reading »

Are You Ready For “True Blood” Season 3?!


The third season of “True Blood” starts in one month and I cannot wait. HBO has finally released two trailers (one above, one after the jump) for the upcoming season — so what can we expect? Sookie and Eric finally getting it on? Jason having even more wild sex? Jessica lashing out with her young vampire urges? Find out! Keep reading »

Christian Louboutin Takes On Imposters

Everyone knows that buying fake products contributes to terrible working conditions and child labor, but for some reason, New York City’s Canal Street is still full of tourists, desperate for a bad Louis Vuitton or Coach knockoff. But that’s not the only way to score a fake. Clueless shoppers buy knockoffs online every day, and Christian Louboutin has had enough! In hopes of drawing further attention to the problem, Mr. Louboutin created a website devoted entirely to the end of imitation shoes, especially ones that look like his designs. Stop Fake Louboutin provides not only a list of all the sites selling fakes of his shoes, but also this highly amusing video of a bulldozer destroying hundreds of cheap red-soled shoes. Take that fake Loubs! [Styleite] Keep reading »

Would You Grow Rice In Your Bra?

Sometimes there are actually no words for the creations people dream up. Lingerie maker and retailer Triumph International Japan just designed a bra that also doubles as a planter, so you can grow rice right from your bosom. Everyone wants to have boobs that grow rice, right? The Tanbo Bra is essentially a white pot cut right down the middle and outfitted with straps for easy wearing. It comes with arm guards, reflectors to ward off bugs, and a belt contraption to hold potting soil, seedlings, and work gloves. But this isn’t the lingerie brand’s first foray into interesting delicate wear. Last year they created a bra that allowed for quick golf-putting practice on the go. So we have to wonder, what’s next? [Examiner] Keep reading »

TGIF! Puppy Thinks He’s To Blame For Fart Noises


You know how I know that my dog Lucca has farted (well, before the scent hits)? She sniffs her own butt to make sure it was her. This dog does the same thing when his owner tortures him with a fart machine. It is adorably hilarious. Where do I find one of these? Keep reading »

Therapy For Your Pocketbook Episode 3: “Goodbye Hubby, Hello New Biz”


Diane, a recent divorcee, got the house (thank the Lord!) — and the mortgage payments (damn it!). As she adjusts to her single income and not having to clean up Steve’s toenail clippings anymore, she is encouraged by Finance Expert Manisha Thakor to downgrade from champagne to sparkling wine and to develop a kick ass business plan.

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Local Newscaster Slips Out The Penis


God, I love it when newscasters go off script! This guy — Michael, I guess — concludes after a segment on a woman’s successful G-Shot procedure, “She’s enjoying penis a little bit more, is she?” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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