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Chris Klein Spoofs His Own Terrible Audition


You know what would be a kind of ironic and unexpected result of that leaked Chris Klein audition tape that we posted a week ago? That it would eventually result in him getting more work. The blogosphere pissed itself with laughter at Klein’s terribly douchey audition tape for “Mamma Mia!” but the essentially out-of-work actor has responded in the best way possible — spoofing himself in a Funny or Die video. And to be honest, the dude is actually very funny. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Pint-Sized Paparazzi: Kids Reenact TMZ

What happens when little kids run gossip blog/tv show TMZ? Grover is not happy to be trailed by pint-sized paparazzi and teaches kids colorful new (bleeped-out) phrases like “f**k you!” and “I don’t give a s**t!” [Babelgum] Keep reading »

“What Would You Do?” Sees How Strangers React To An Abusive Relationship

Warning: this clip from a new ABC TV show called “What Would You Do?” is hard to watch, even though I know the “abusive boyfriend” and the “abused girlfriend” are only actors.

On four different occasions, “What Would You Do?” filmed diners at a restaurant watching two “couples” — one white, one black — sit down at a table when the “girlfriend” has obviously just been beat up. In both cases the “girlfriend,” who has cuts on her face and bruises on her arms, is terrified of her “boyfriend” and tells him to stop making a scene in public. Of course, he does not stop making a scene at all and only escalates his anger in front of all the other diners.

Good Samaritan strangers step in to help these abused “girlfriends.” Except when they are dressed provocatively, that is. Keep reading »

Jesse James Says He “Wanted To Get Caught” In His Revelatory “Nightline” Interview


Jesse James‘ highly anticipated “Nightline” interview airs tomorrow night on ABC, but this morning on “Good Morning America” they showed this new teaser clip, in which James says he understands what motivated his multiple affairs. Sandra Bullock‘s soon-to-be-ex-husband says he was trying to “self-sabotage” his picture-perfect life, though he doesn’t give any indication what sob story brought that on. He also says that while he was cheating on the Oscar winner with such awesome folks as Michelle McGee and Skittles Valentine, he knew it was wrong. “During the midst of all it, when I was doing it, one, I knew it was horrible, it made me feel horrible and two I knew I would get caught eventually and I think I wanted to get caught.” Wanted to get caught, huh? I don’t know that I buy that. Will you be watching James’ full interview tomorrow night? Keep reading »

Teen Werewolf Gangs Running Wild At Texas High School

Ah, teenagers. One day they’re drinking vodka through their eyeballs. The next day they’re sexting each other to death. Now, teen werewolves are marauding through a high school in San Antonio, Texas. They like to chill out near the mall under a full moon, hang fake “wolf” tails from their bottoms and rock freaky contacts and fake fangs, and have undoubtedly seen “Twilight” one too many times. “They’re good kids,” says one mom. I thought this was a pretty amusing report until I got to the part about the neighborhood dog that disappeared. Now, I’m scared. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Is “Easy A” The Next “Mean Girls”?


Color me excited about the upcoming comedy “Easy A,” starring Emma Stone (from “Superbad,” amongst others). The movie is a modern take on The Scarlet Letter — much like “Clueless” was Amy Heckerling’s loose re-envisioning of Jane Austen’s Emma — about a not-very-popular girl named Olive who decides to use her high school’s rumor mill and a little white lie about losing her v-card to advance her social standing amongst her classmates. Emma Stone is hilarious and relatable, much like Lindsay Lohan was, tear, during her “Mean Girls” days, and “Easy A” looks like it’ll tackle the issues of high school cliques, mean rumors, and virginity loss with the same smart and sarcastic humor. Can’t wait! [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Sentencing: Drinking Ban, Alcohol Bracelet, Random Drug Testing

Party time’s over, Lindz! Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court appearance while she partied in Cannes replaced her lost passport, today she faced a Los Angeles Superior Court judge for a sentencing smackdown: a drinking ban, an alcohol bracelet and random weekly drug testing. Lohan also must attend all of her alcohol counseling sessions unless they interfere with a random drug test. All this and she’s not only out $100,000 for the bond posted for her arrest after missing last Thursday’s court appearance, but her creep-o father, Michael Lohan, attended today’s hearing (although he was mercifully not allowed to speak). Bummer, dude. At least her attorney says “they think they know” who “stole” her passport. So there’s some good news.

Lohan also took some out of her busy schedule to talk with Hollywood.tv about those her passport woes, partying rumors, her felonious father and those alleged coke photos. Her explanation: “I was just taking a picture with a fan!” Still, I feel kinda bad for Lindsay. Girlfriend looks hella stressed. [CNN] Keep reading »

“Lost” Meets “Cats”


Last night’s series finale of “Lost” was a serious time commitment—four and a half hours, to be exact, if you watched the episode and the retrospective before it. If you didn’t have that kind of time on your hands, here is the one-minute version of the entire series, as acted by cats. Whoever cast the hairless kitty as Locke is a genius! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Liza Minnelli Singing “Single Ladies” In “Sex and The City 2″ Is Heinous. Heinous!

Cover your ears, children: here’s the audio of Liza Minnelli performing Beyoncé‘s song “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” in “Sex and The City 2.” Damnnnn, somebody better get fired over this! It sounds like klezmer. I’m sorry, but I’d rather watch those little girls dressed like hoochies do the “Single Ladies” dance on YouTube for a million years than listen to this song again. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Every Single Shirtless Hottie Moment Ever Seen On “Lost”


This, this is why I love the internet. Every. Single. Shirtless. Moment. Ever seen on “Lost.” It’s so hard to say goodbye, but this video will have your private parts saying HELLO! [via NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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