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Sarah Silverman Out To Sell The Vatican


Sarah Silverman makes us go tee hee hee. Check out her latest video, which she premiered on “Real Time with Bill Maher” on Friday. (Notice: not on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, like she did her now infamous “I’m F**king Matt Damon” video.) In this one, she’s come up with a genius plan to end world hunger and get rid of those pesky commercials with sad music that try to get you to sponsor a child — sell the Vatican. Keep reading »

Bird’s Eye Fish Fingers Are Down For Whatever


Copyranter points us to this commercial for Bird’s Eye fish fingers starring three dirty-minded fish sticks. A fair amount of lady blogs out there spill a lot of virtual ink over how misogynist, sexist, and exploitative commercials are when female sexuality is used to sell something. Frankly, I don’t see what the big deal is. Take, for example, this commercial. I thought it was funny. I’m fascinated by the idea that a bunch of executives would sit around in a boardroom and agree to spend however many hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a commercial featuring three talking fish sticks, as if that will make you want to eat fish fingers. Silly? Yes. Offensive? I don’t get it. But maybe that’s just me. You? [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Jon Hamm Talks About His Previous Career At Skinemax


David Letterman sat down for a chat with my boyfriendMad Men“‘s Jon Hamm, and the conversation ventured into the territory of Hamm’s former career as a set dresser on those late-night Cinemax movies where chicks run around naked and guys hump them. During this “fallow period” of his acting career, Hamm was a prop wrangler on soft-core movies. “It was an exciting moment in my life,” Hamm reminisces. “It’s a closed set so only, you know, vital personnel are there. Then you see the guy that, like, runs the craft service thing, like, kind of eating a hot dog, staring at it. And it’s like, why does Jimmy need to be here?” Maybe they can work this story into a Sterling Cooper plot line? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Shows Her Support For Marriage Equality


Yesterday was the Marriage Equality March in Washington, D.C. as gay rights activists came out in droves to demand the right to get legally married in the United States. Many celebs were on hand, including Lady Gaga, who gave the speech above. Props for the Judy Garland joke, G! [Los Angeles Times]

In other gay rights news, at a human rights dinner this weekend, President Obama vowed to end “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the 16-year-old policy which bans gays from serving in the military if they are openly gay. About. Effing. Time. [Wall Street Journal] Keep reading »

Celebrities Like Madonna And Lady Gaga Sure Enjoy A Dance-Off

If you saw “Saturday Night Live” last week, you know that Madonna and Lady Gaga had a fake makeout sesh. But on Sunday night, the two pop stars had a real life dance-off at a New York City club! The DJ, Jus Ske, started alternating “Holiday” and “Poker Face” while the ladies got down on the dance floor. An onlooker said, “Madonna seemed to be the winner. People were going wild.” No kidding Madonna won. Lady Gaga only has one dance move and it’s creepy. If only someone had a camera phone video! [NY Post]

Thankfully, plenty of other celebrity dance-offs have been recorded and are actually pretty hilarious! Keep reading »

Trailer Park: “Couples Retreat,” “An Education,” And “Good Hair”

OK, it’s officially fall now, so it’s probably about time to look for new winter boyfriends, un-mothball the sweaters, and mourn the passing of the Indian summer. The best way to get over that fast is to consume lots of soup, participate in some cuddling, and spend more time at the movie theater. This week, if you’re dreaming of a vacation, go see “Couples Retreat.” If you’re feeling kinda mod and rebellious, catch “An Education.” And if you’ve been listening to us at all this week, go see “Good Hair.” Keep reading »

There’s Such A Thing As Too Big


Khloe Kardashian co-hosted “The View” this morning and, sadly, was not her usual firecracker self. Please don’t let marriage dull this bitch down! Anyway, Khloe showed off the BOULDER her new husband Lamar Odom gave her when he proposed, and Sherri nearly wet herself. Honestly, 9 carats? That is just too big. What are you trying to prove with a diamond as big as that. It’s tacky. Also, isn’t her finger tired from carrying around all that weight? Keep reading »

Shauvon Busts Breast Implant On “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” And Scars Us All For Life


Be afraid … be very afraid. Just in time for Halloween, the scariest thing any woman can imagine has happened. On MTV’s “The Real World/Road Rules Challenge,” contestant Shauvon busted her breast implant after cannon balling into a lake. Aaaarrrrggghhhhhh! I’ll pretend like the splash heard ‘round the world was not an awful idea in the first place, because the real takeaway from this moment is that an implant can actually rupture. Shauvon was rushed to the ER where she discovered she had nerve, muscle, and tissue damage. I’m thinking no more challenges for Shauvon. Worse? The other contestants think she is exaggerating the pain or making up some cockamamie story. My real boobs are in pain just thinking about it! If you ever needed a reason to forego those implants you’ve been dreaming of, check out the clip above. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Amiya’s Mobile Dance Academy


So, I was going to give you the daily Gosselin update, but I simply couldn’t bring myself to write about their dysfunction one more time this week (click here to read all about how daddy douche couldn’t even get his twins’ names spelled right on their birthday cake yesterday). Then I decided how about I bring you a real feel-good story instead? It’s Friday, after all, no? Check this out: ten-year-old Amiya Alexander is proving it’s never too early to follow your dreams … and to own your own pink bus. This is no ordinary pink bus, though, oh no. Inspired by a dream, the tripped-out set of wheels is actually a dance studio called Amiya’s Mobile Dance Academy. In it, the 6th grader, who developed the schedule, instruction and business model teaches ballet, jazz, hip-hop and a bunch of other dances to kids aged 2-12. She’s got a patent on the bus — the only one of its kind in the country — proving that she’s creative, ambitious, and smart. Clip above. Keep reading »

Jim And Pam’s Wedding Dance


OK, SPOILER: If you haven’t watched last night’s special episode of “The Office” yet where Jim and Pam get married, you may not want to watch this clip or read the rest of this post. Although, seriously, if you were such a big fan, wouldn’t you have found a way to watch the show by now? Anyway, in what might have been the best fictional wedding ever, Jim and Pam’s guests re-enacted the infamous JK wedding dance that became a YouTube sensation earlier this summer. No worries for the happy couple, though, who managed to sneak away an hour before the ceremony and marry in a very secret, very private wedding aboard the Maid of the Mist (and if you happen to get a little misty watching, well, you’re only human). Clip above. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »