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Guy Gets Waxed & Lives To Tell Which Body Part Hurt The Most

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  • I could watch these Vine videos of a hunky and shirtless Modern Man editor getting his various body parts waxed by his fiancee. Check out more at the link and find out which body part hurt him the most. [Modern Man]
  • Kanye West is denying that he cheated on Kim Kardashian with Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi. [Hello Beautiful]
  • Will Smith and his son Jaden shared a sort of uncomfortable kiss on live television this week. Why? [Socialite Life]
  • LOLZ, people are stapling clothing over Rihanna’s sexy posters in Dublin. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Watch The Talented Gerard Butler Crack Nuts With His Ass, Give His Penis An Ice Bath

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Oh The Things Gerard Butler Can Do With His Ass!

On the  German TV show “Wetten, dass…?” (I have no idea what that translates to and don’t think I want to know), the charming and talented Gerard Butler showed off some of his stupid party tricks. First, he cracked walnuts with his ass cheeks and then he followed that up with an ice bath for his penis. Just a regular day of Gerard doing his important work in the world. The combination of watching him in pooping position and hearing him speak German has left me feeling spent. [US Weekly]

“The Sex Slang Ballad”: 99 Ways To Say “Let’s F**k!”

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Get the cookie, do the grown up, have a pork slam...

Regularly changing things up in the bedroom to keep things fresh is totally necessary. Start by finding new ways to proposition your partner. When “Let’s fuck!” gets boring, “The Slang Ballad: 99 Synonyms For Sex” offers plenty of viable options to get the cookie, do the grown up, have a pork slam, eff you seeeeee kay, lay the pipe, have a pants party, get your leg over, and get on the pum pum rider. British accent optional. Now go memorize this song. [Laughing Squid]

Court Marshal Allegedly Sexually Assaults Woman, Then Arrests Her For Protesting

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This video is extremely disturbing. It’s a KLAS-TV Las Vegas news clip featuring a woman named Monica Contreras, who was allegedly sexually assaulted by a court marshal and then arrested on false premises when she complained about it to judge (hearing master) Patricia Donninger.

Here’s what happened: Contreras was in Clark County family court in August 2011, with her two-year-old daughter, finalizing a divorce case. Then she was suddenly taken, by herself, into a room with court marshal Ron Fox to be searched for drugs. (There is no explanation given for why the search was needed.) During the search, the 28-year-old alleged the marshal touched her breasts, her butt and asked her to pull up her shirt. Then, Contreras walked back into the courtroom where Donniger sat, politely said she felt uncomfortable and “offended” by Fox’s requests to lift up her shirt, and that if she needed to be body-searched, could it be done by a woman. Patricia Donninger ignored her. Then Fox suddenly instructed another cop on duty to arrest her for “making false allegations against a police officer.”

But, as KLAS explains, there is no law about making false allegations against a police officer. It’s a bullshit charge he just made up because she was accusing him of sexual assault. And there is also no law that allows a police officer accused of sexual assault to arrest the accuser. Keep reading »

Naked BART Assaulter Identified As Yeiner Perez (Yup, Video Still NSFW)

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Yesterday, we shared a mind-blowing video of an incident that occurred in San Francisco’s 16th Street BART station. A naked man strode into the station and began attacking people. In between attacks, though, he executed a number of difficult gymnastics moves. The man has now been identified as 24-year-old Yeiner Perez, who is also known as Yeiner Garizabalo. Perez, not surprisingly, is a trained dancer and acrobat, and until recently had been a part of the circus troupe ClownSnotBombs, but stopped showing up for practice in the weeks before the incident.  A friend in the troupe said, “He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown.” Keep reading »

This Is The Most WTF Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)

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A few weeks ago, there was apparently an incident at the 16th Street Bart Station in San Francisco. A naked, obviously disturbed man walked into the station and began aggressively confronting people. The incident was originally reported on May 10, but just today a video of the man’s behavior was released. We aren’t trying to make fun of what this man and his fellow Bart passengers experienced, but we felt like the video — very NSFW — was too incredible/disturbing/confounding not to post.

Here’s a first hand account of the incident from a woman that was there:

“Just left 16 and Mission Bart station and as I was approaching the ticket exit, a completely naked man with his penis hard was backing a woman coming from work I assume against a wall and he threw her down to the ground. Someone tried to stop him and he ended up throwing the guy to the ground and then got on the ticket exit/entrance thing and squatted over for everyone to see his anus and then and then and then….. the point is that no one could control the situation and then he started going after an older man and had him by the neck. He was obviously on PCP since he was so strong and out of it ( i think???)) wtf! Everyone ran out and no one could help. I heard “the police were on their way” but we all ended up getting out of there. I didn’t stick around. Thank god my kids weren’t with me. Sad world and fucked up people. Fuck 16th/Mission Bart. At your own risk!”

After the incident and a brief chase through the tunnels, the man was arrested. Keep reading »

It’s Theon Greyjoy’s Dick In A Box!

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It's Theon's Dick In A Box!

Yesterday, while Julie and I were discussing the season finale of “Game of Thrones,” both of us knelt down and said a prayer that some genius — i.e. someone who’s handy with Final Cut Pro — would do a supercut of “Saturday Night Live”‘s “Dick In A Box” just for Theon Greyjoy. (Theon’s wang, of course, was cut off by the Bastard Bolton and sent — in a box! — to his dad and sister.) The internet always — ALWAYS — delivers. [YouTube]

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What “Girls” Season 38 Would Be Like

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As popular and critically acclaimed as HBO’s “Girls” may be, chances are we won’t get to see Hannah, Marnie, Shoshanna and Jessa doing whatever it is they’d be doing in their golden years. But, say, what do you think they would be doing? This video does a pretty good job imagining what season 38 of the show would be like — exactly the same, but with more bunions. [YouTube]

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Miley Cyrus Is Twerking Again

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Her engagement to Liam Hemsworth supposedly just ended, but you wouldn’t know this cowgirl has the blues — Miley Cyrus spent this past Saturday night as a single lady gettin’ low, low, low, low at rapper Juicy J’s show in Los Angeles. The pop star showed off her twerking abilities to the song “Bandz A Make Her Dance,” after Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose (I guess they’re her pals now?) pushed her onstage. I don’t consider myself a good judge of dancing in general, let alone something so “of the moment” (i.e. cool and hip) as twerking, but I dunno, her booty looks poppin’ to me? I want to learn how to do this. Someone teach me! [Idolator]

“Game Of Thrones” + Cosplay + Piano = Perfect Weirdness

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Check Out These Costumes!

For those of you that don’t know (as I did not just a mere 10 minutes ago), “cosplay” is when people dress up like characters from fictional stories, usually in the anime, sci-fi, or fantasy genre. It is both as geeky and as awesome as it sounds, especially when it is matched up with “Game of Thrones” and the piano. And a dragon. What more could you really want if you’re trying to waste time at work? So, if you’re already feeling some “Game of Thrones” withdrawal after last night’s season three finale, this can help tide you over! [The Mary Sue]