“I Luh Ya Papi” singer Jennifer Lopez stopped by “The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon” last night and was shocked to discover that she and the host were wearing the exact same pair of tight white pants. Fashion disaster! J. Lo was not having that, telling Fallon, ”Listen up, you little bitch. You better hide your wife, you better hide your kids, because I will cut you! I will cut your father, I will cut your mother, I will scratch you! Don’t make me take off my hoops!” Naturally, that led to a dance-off –with both Fallon and Lopez wearing Monkees-style bowl cut wigs for some reason. I’m gonna give this one to the original Fly Girl. Sorry, Jimmy.
Watch a seasoned housecat pass along his wisdom to his family’s new kitten as he teaches him about the mysterious vacuum monster that can eat and yell at the same time, two-hand petting, laser pointers and sleeping in shoes. Life is a sweet deal when you’re a cat. [Jezebel]
This remix of “Problem” starring an all-feline cast gives Ariana Grande a run for her money. The lyrics are switched up to explain that special kind of attitude problem that only our cats have. They may be divas, but at least they’re cute! [People]
Seriously, what is going on? Just a week after two 12-year-old girls attempted to murder a classmate as an appeal to the fictional internet character Slender Man, a woman from Hamilton, Ohio, claims that she was recently attacked with a knife by her 13-year-old daughter — and that the child was obsessed with Slender Man as well. According to Raw Story:
“I came home one night from work and she was in the kitchen waiting for me and she was wearing a mask — a white mask,” the woman said. “She had her hood up and had her hands covered with her sleeves and the mask.”
“She was someone else during that attack,” the mother added.
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