I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014
In a new ad for Lion's Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called "Fifty Shades Of Santa." To say that I'm not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but… More »

Garth Brooks Joins Justin Timberlake Onstage For Epic Rendition Of “Friends In Low Places”

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014
I hate everybody in Nashville who went to the Justin Timberlake concert over the weekend. HATE THEM. The singer, who's always been vocal about his admiration for country superstar Garth Brooks, brought the legend out onstage to surprise the audience with a duet of "Friends in Low Places," and what went down was EPIC. More »

TLC To Air Special On Gay Mormon Men Who Marry Women

By: Robyn Pennacchia / December 22, 2014
What are you doing on Sunday, January 11th, 2015? No plans yet? Great. I will tell you what you will be doing. You will be gathering 'round your television sets -- ideally with some wine and cheese, and possibly in caftans -- watching a TLC special called "My Husband's Not Gay." About gay Mormon me… More »

Glenn Beck Cosplays As Glenn Beck From A Bleak Future Where No One Listened To Glenn Beck

By: Robyn Pennacchia / December 21, 2014
I don't even know how I should begin trying to explain this. Glenn Beck apparently thinks he's Laurence Olivier now or some shit, and has created this bizarre video in which he speaks from the other people in the future, about how everything in the whole world went to shit after the year 2014, because… More »

Watch President Obama Call Only On Female Members Of The Press At His Year-End Press Conference

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 20, 2014
President Obama held his last press conference of 2014 today, and when it was time for questions, he intentionally called only on female members of the press. Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained: “There are many women from a variety of news organizations who day-in and day-out do the hard work of covering the President of… More »

Cast Of “Orange Is The New Black” Puts A Litchfield Spin On “The 12 Days Of Christmas”

By: Robyn Pennacchia / December 20, 2014
Though we won't be getting new episodes of "Orange is the New Black" until the middle of next year, the cast has returned for a bit to wish everyone a Happy Holiday, with this Litchfield Prison-centric version of "The 12 Days of Christmas." Almost all of the cast participates--except, tragically, Norma the mute lady. Which… More »

Willie Robertson From “Duck Dynasty” Is “Trying To Figure Out” Whether Being Gay Is A Choice

By: Claire Hannum / December 19, 2014
Remember last year when Phil Robertson of "Duck Dynasty" compared homosexuality to bestiality and terrorism and the world was rightfully outraged? Now, his son Willie Robertson has spoken out about the fiasco to Larry King. Willie told King that he doesn't… More »

Watch This Woman Make The Most Impressive Move In Jenga History

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 19, 2014
Caution: Do not try this at home, ladies and gentlemen. (But if you do, please record it and send it to us, because that shit's bound to be hilarious.) When Redditor dkbobby's family gathered 'round the table to play a harmless game of Jenga, little did they know they'd all… More »

Stephen Colbert Says Goodbye With A Musical Number & A Few Famous Friends

By: Claire Hannum / December 19, 2014
The finale of "The Colbert Report" aired last night, and it included a visit from a freakish number of celebrity guests to sing him a send-off song. That guy sure has a lot of friends! Stephen will take David Letterman's place on the "Late Show" next year, but it's still a bittersweet goodbye. There wa… More »

The Most Common Misheard Song Lyrics Of 2014

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 18, 2014
Every year, Jeff Wyanski of Pleated Jeans compiles a video montage of the year's most misheard music lyrics. For 2014's roundup, we hear from Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, MKTO, Jason Derulo and a bunch of other artists who clearly had issues enunciating this year. I know this list… More »

Watch Jenny Slate Sing “Landslide” As Marcel The Shell

By: Claire Hannum / December 18, 2014
For Jenny Slate, Marcel the Shell is more than just an onscreen character -- his voice makes an appearance anytime Jenny wants to provide commentary on her life without feeling like she's talking to herself. [This basically describes the vast majority of the conversations that… More »

Funny Or Die Says Goodbye To Season 1 Of “Serial” With This Hilarious Spoof

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 17, 2014
Tomorrow, the final episode of "Serial" will post online and fans of the podcast are on pins and needles waiting to see how the story will end. Well, spoiler alert, but I'm pretty sure Adnan Syed will still be in jail and we'll all still be pretty unsure as to whether he killed Hae Mi… More »

Pat Robertson Thinks Gay People Will Go Extinct Because They Can’t Reproduce

By: Robyn Pennacchia / December 17, 2014
On today's edition of the "700 Club," Pat Robertson received a phone call from a viewer asking him to weigh in on her church's policy of forbidding members from dating or marrying anybody, which has made said members very frustrated because they are all getting older and would prefer not to die alone. Is she… More »

Sir Ian McKellen Teaches Cookie Monster How To Resist Cookies; Also, Sir Ian McKellen Is Hot

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 17, 2014
This week, Sir Ian McKellen visited "Sesame Street" to teach Cookie Monster about the word “resist.” First, McKellen tried to use a shiny gold ring to demonstrate the meaning of “resist,” but in Cookie Monster’s words, “Me not much of a jewelry guy,” and if he was going to understand what “resist” means, McKellen would… More »

Watch Some Babies ROCK THE F**K OUT To Metal

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 17, 2014
Today in FUCK YEAH, PARENTING: Here are some babies who are getting really, really, really into metal. That blond kid is in a carseat and I am not ashamed to admit that I am slightly intimidated by him. He seems super, super intense. When he grows up, you know he's the kind of kid who'… More »

Comedian Michelle Markowitz Demonstrates What Kind Of Gross Guys You’ll Meet On Tinder

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 17, 2014
Michelle Markowitz apparently had the same experience on Tinder that I had on OKCupid: Eventually, you begin to realize that not only are most of the potential matches exactly the same types of guys with the same types of baggage, they’re usually also incompatible (which is OK!), but often in a way that is borderline-if-not-definitely… More »

Watch Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake Sing “Jumper” In A Summer Camp Throwback

By: Claire Hannum / December 17, 2014
Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon play two pre-teens at summer camp in this goofy clip from "The Tonight Show." The banter between the two wasn't entertaining enough in itself, the pair repeatedly regales us with a harmonized rendition of "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind. Sigh, I miss "Jumper," don't you? [Jezebel]… More »

The Daily Squee: Watch This Cat Become BFFs With Baby Goats

By: Claire Hannum / December 17, 2014
This kitty wants to hang out with baby goats so badly that she makes her way through the fence to join them in their pen. Is this not the cutest thing you've ever seen (in the last twelve hours, at least)? [Love Meow]… More »

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Uses Sydney Hostage Crisis To Defend CIA Torture Program

By: Claire Hannum / December 16, 2014
Yesterday, as a siege in Sydney, Australia unfolded at the hands of a lone gunman who took over a cafe and held over a dozen people hostage, "Fox & Friends" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck jumped at the chance to use the situation as a jumping off point to defend the CIA torture program --… More »

Watching This Dog Walk Like A Human Is Inexplicably Disturbing

By: Claire Hannum / December 16, 2014
There is something about this dog walking down the street on her hind legs like a girl that is so odd, so off, that my physical reaction to it is somewhat akin to hearing the sound of nails on a chalkboard. Is it the backpack that freaks me out so much? Is it the ease with… More »

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