The Maxi Pad Bandit Might Not Understand Heists, But He Totally Gets The Ladies

Lauren Vinopal / October 6, 2015

It’s always that time of the month. … More »

Watch Misty Copeland Class Up Late Night Television With Yo-Yo Ma

Megan Reynolds / October 6, 2015

More ballet on network television in 2016, please. More »

Watch This Drunk Little Punk Ass UConn Student Get Taken To The Ground For Demanding Mac N Cheese

My coworker at Death and Taxes sent me a link to this YouTube video, and I wasn’t going to post it because it’s not really “on brand,” but I changed my mind after I got utterly swept up into watching all nine-plus minutes, and realized you probably would too. So yeah, watch this little shit UConn student drunkenly demanding that… More »

Gay Priest Fired For Coming Out Right Before Vatican Assembly On Family, Marriage & Same-Sex Relationships

One person who probably doesn’t refer to Pope Francis as “Cool Pope” like so many have called the notoriously less-bigoted-than-usual Catholic Church figurehead? Former Vatican priest Krzysztof Charamsa, who was fired just before the Church’s assembly on family issues this weekend, because he came out as gay and introduced reporters to his boyfriend.
“I want the Church and my community… More »

Watch: Hamster Version Of ‘Friends’

Katrin Higher / October 4, 2015

I am very sorry to bring this to you today. Or am I?
Either way, please enjoy hamsters doing a theatrical remake of the show ‘Friends.’ Central Fluff, y’all.
You’re fucking welcome.
[Huffington Post]… More »

Watch: Farmer Uncovers 11,000 Year Old Wooly Mammoth Bones In A Field

Katrin Higher / October 4, 2015

Michigan farmer James Bristle and his buddy were digging in his southern Michigan soybean field when they thought they unearthed a bent fence post caked with mud. The fence instead turned out to be part of a pelvis from an ancient woolly mammoth aged at about 11,000 years.
A team of paleontologists from the… More »

Watch: Demi Lovato Poses Nude And Make-Up Free In Vanity Fair Shoot

Katrin Higher / October 3, 2015

In order to raise awareness for body positivity, singer Demi Lovato posed nude and make-up free in a gorgeous Vanity Fair shoot.
The singer said about her experience:

“It’s empowering, and it shows other women that you can get to a place where you can overcome the obstacles of body-image issues, and you ca… More »

Starlee Kine & Conan O’Brien Settle The Matter Of Jake Gyllenhaal’s Height Once And For All

Have you listened to the podcast “Mystery Show”? If not, consider this a direct order to carve out at least a couple hours this weekend, especially because listening to episode five is kind of essential to appreciating this clip from last night’s Conan O’Brien. See, “Mystery Show” is the brainchild of Starlee Kine, the vaguely… More »

Vatican: Pope Francis Is Down With His Gay Buddy, Not Kim Davis

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 2, 2015

What does Kim Davis do with her gay friends? Deny them marriage licenses. What does the Pope do with his gay friends? He grants them the only “real audience” he gave during his entire visit to America. Point: Pope.
The Vatican is continuing to backpedal on what they’re now realizing wasMore »

Erykah Badu’s Cover Of Drake’s “Hotline Bling” Is The Best Thing You’ll Hear All Day

Erykah Badu should cover everything ever, please and THANK YOU. More »

Woman Fulfills Life-Long Dream Of Being Blind By Pouring Drain Cleaner In Her Eyes

Jewel Shuping had dreamed of being blind since she was a little girl, thanks to a rare psychological condition called Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID), which causes people to believe that they should be disabled. In 2006, Shuping claims that with the help of a psychologist, she fulfilled her dream by pouring drain cleaner in her eyes, causing her… More »

This Week In Fake-Shaming: Sweat-Shaming, Volkswagon-Shaming, Lunch-Shaming & More!

Lauren Vinopal / October 2, 2015

Shame on all of us. … More »

President Obama On Latest School Shooting: “This Has Become Routine”

Yesterday evening, President Obama held a press conference to address the latest mass shooting, this time at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon. Yesterday afternoon, 10 people were killed by a gunman now identified as 26-year-old Chris Harper Mercer. (Mercer was also killed after exchanging gunfire with police.) Obama, clearly fed the fuck up with Washington’s inactio… More »

This Is A Butt Lamp That You Spank To Turn On

Obviously, I love lamp. … More »

Honey Boo Boo Has A Music Video, So Maybe The Apocalypse Did Happen Last Weekend

Robyn Pennacchia / October 1, 2015

It hurts. More »

Watch Irish Men Watching Childbirth For The First Time

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 1, 2015

If you needed a nearing-the-end-of-week diversion from your 9-to-5, YouTube is here for you, as it so often is! The channel Facts. has provided us all with the opportunity to watch Irish men watching a video of childbirth for the very first time in their lives. They have priceless, brogue-laden insights such as:More »

Peeple, The Yelp For People, Is A Very Bad Idea

Megan Reynolds / October 1, 2015

Welcome to the end times. … More »

Edward Scissorhands Defender Expertly Trolls Live HLN Segment On Edward Snowden

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2015

If you’re a news producer looking for a guest to discuss a serious topic like Edward Snowden joining Twitter, and for some reason you book a guy with the username @fart, well, you have no one but yourself to blame when things don’t quite go the way you planned. As planned, Jon “@fart” Hendren Skyped in for the HLN show “The Daily… More »

“Back To The Future” Is Back … To 2015

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 30, 2015

Check out a clip from the new “Back to the Future” short film! More »

This Bride And Groom Billed Guests Who Didn’t Show Up To Their Wedding

Lauren Vinopal / September 30, 2015

I’m all for banning kids from places (especially airlines), but if you’re going to have a wedding without children it understandably presents some challenges for any parents invited to attend your nuptials. Take, for example, Jessica Baker, who was planning to attend a pal’s wedding when her babysitter had an emergency and canceled at the last minute. Baker and her husband were left with only two optio… More »

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