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A Very Important “Game Of Thrones” PSA

A Very Important "Game Of Thrones" PSA
Call 1-800-DRA-CARYS To Donate

For far too long, dragons have been terrorizing helpless goats and children in the Seven Kingdoms, and it’s time to do something about it. Call 1-800-DRA-CARYS to donate to the worthy cause of catching fire-breathing dragons and finding them forever catacombs. And heads up! If you call in the next 30 minutes, you’ll be sent your very own photo of a dragon you’re helping to enslave right now. Don’t wait — call now, before another child of Mereen is dumped at Khaleesi’s feet. (Props to my buddy Greg Seals at The Daily Dot for making this hilarious spoof.) [The Daily Dot]

A Menu Of Ice & Fire For Your “Game Of Thrones” Finale Party

GUYS.  The “Game of Thrones” finale is THIS WEEKEND.  How did the season go by this fast?  Why must we wait another year until we get our fix of our favorite Westerosis?

OK, to be fair, I started binge-watching “Game of Thrones” in the beginning of April this year.  I’ve been sadly skeptical of the show for the last four years, which I found out was a mistake as soon as I started watching.  I’m so addicted that I binged the first three seasons over the course of two weeks and then, not being able to wait a week between episodes, started reading the Song of Ice and Fire series.  I’m already halfway through book three. SAVE ME. Keep reading »

Watch Uzo Aduba Audition For All The Roles On “Orange Is The New Black”

Watch Uzo Aduba Audition For All The Roles On "Orange Is The New Black"
"You come and you taste the borscht..."
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"Orange Is The New Black" is the best show on TV. Read More »

Uzo Aduba, who plays Suzanne (aka “Crazy Eyes”) on “Orange Is The New Black,” is a remarkable actress — so remarkable that she easily could have played any of the roles on the hit Netflix show. I mean, just watch her audition tape, which features her reading for Taystee, Poussey, Red, Alex, Norma, Nicky, Pennsatucky and, of course, Piper. I’m still happy she landed the role of Suzanne, but I really enjoyed the way she channeled Lil Wayne when auditioning for Poussey. Skeet, skeet! [Funny Or Die]

New Reality Show “Born In The Wild” Depicts Moms Giving Birth In The Forest

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Childbirth is a miracle. It’s a miracle that I intend to experience (hypothetically, in the distant future, maybe) with an epidural and as many pain-numbing drugs as they’ll give me.

Some moms-to-be go the other extreme: giving birth outdoors, literally on the floor of the fuckin’ woods, sans a doctor. And because this is America, there’s a new Lifetime reality show about them called “Born In The Wild.” Keep reading »

11 Reasons Why You Need To Start Watching “Pretty Little Liars” No Matter How Old You Are

11 Reasons Why You Need To Start Watching “Pretty Little Liars” No Matter How Old You Are

Sure, sure. I know what a lot of you are thinking: “Me watch ‘Pretty Little Liars?’ That’s un-possible because it’s a show for silly tween girls who shop at Forever 21, pray to the altar of One Direction and probably haven’t even gotten their period yet.” First off, we all shop at Forever 21. (Don’t lie — I recognize that floral mini skirt from the window display!) Second, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t RSVP if Harry Styles invited you on a private trip to Makeout City. Thirdly, well … I have no way of knowing the answer to that last one and, frankly, it’s none of my business, so let’s keep it moving.

However, what I DO know is that “PLL” is better, smarter and more thrilling than you think. For those unfamiliar, the ABC Family series is based on a collection of YA novels by author Sara Shepard, which was initially released in 2006. The main plot revolves around a group of teen girls — Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario), Hanna Marin (Ashley Benson), Aria Montgomery (Lucy Hale) and Emily Fields (Shay Mitchell) — whose friendship is torn apart after their clique’s fearless (and super-bitchy) leader, Alison DiLaurentis, goes missing and later turns up dead. However, when a mysterious entity named “A” starts harassing the remaining four by threatening to expose all their secrets, the girls reunite and vow to find out what really happened to their friend—before they suffer a similar fate. (Spoilers ahead!) Keep reading »

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Binge On “Orange Is The New Black” Season 2, Read Me Before You & Learn To Braid Your Bangs

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Binge On "Orange Is The New Black" Season 2, Read Me Before You & Learn To Braid Your Bangs

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this holiday weekend! 
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