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The Women Of “Orange Is The New Black” Get Glam For ELLE

Ugh, wheeeeeennnnnnn is Netflix going to announce a premiere date for “Orange is the New Black”‘s second season? This new photoshoot of the cast — in the February 2014 issue of ELLE – has got me all hyped to find out what’s going on with my favorite lady prisoners. What’s going to happen between Piper and Alex? Is Pennsatucky gonna survive? What will become of Daya and the Hot Guard’s baby? Netflix, don’t hold us in suspense for much longer!

Meanwhile, click through to see more photos of the “OITNB” cast like you’ve never seen them before. [ELLE]

Stevie Nicks Serenades Witchy Fangirl, Teaches Her How To Do The Shawl Twirl On “American Horror Story: Coven”

Stevie on TV!
Watch Stevie Nicks As Herself On "AHS: Coven"

Stevie Nicks should really guest star on every TV show as herself. Last night on “American Horror Story: Coven,” the “white witch” showed up to serenade her old friend, coven Supreme, Fiona, and die-hard fanwitch, Misty, with a version of “Rhiannon.” If that weren’t enough, Stevie also showed Misty how to do her signature move, the shawl twirl, and gifted the young witch with her signature item, which no doubt is filled with all sorts of white magic. Sadly, Madison convinced Misty that “players only love you when they’re playin’” and that Stevie probably had tons of other superfans who she played private concerts for (ME! ME! PLEASE!). But Madison was playin’ her. She knocked Misty out cold and stole the shawl — nice hustle, girl! — and Stevie was left to play once again for Fiona. Best use of a TV plot involving Stevie Nicks and her music. You can relive the white witch’s version of “Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For You” after the jump. Keep reading »

The Awkward Moment When The Murakami-Loving Weirdo Almost Rejected “Bachelor” Juan Pablo’s First Impression Rose

The Awkward Moment When The Murakami-Loving Weirdo Almost Rejected "Bachelor" Juan Pablo's First Impression Rose
It's A Rose, Not An STD, Girl!

knew Sharleen was going to be the oddest bird “The Bachelor” ever did see. On last night’s premiere, I was shocked to see Juan Pablo decide to give his first impression rose to well-traveled opera singer, Sharleen. The smart girl who reads Haruki Murakami gets the rose for once? What show am I watching?! I thought. And then my mouth really dropped when Sharleen was very clearly unhappy and weirded out about getting the rose, because she wasn’t feeling Juan Pablo as much as he was feeling her. So uncomfy was Sharleen that I almost expected her to turn it down and walk out the door in favor of doing math problems or something. I predicted yesterday that Sharleen wouldn’t have a shot at the final rose and she still doesn’t — because she won’t want it. Clip above!

“The Bachelor” Returns! Let’s Meet The 27 Women Vying For Juan Pablo’s Final Rose

Hola, Juan Pablo
Hola, Juan Pablo: The New "Bachelor" Is Actually Someone I Want To Bang!
At last, a "Bachelor" we really like. Read More »

Tonight, “The Bachelor” returns with super sexy Venezuelan single dad JUANNNNN PABLOOOOOOOO (I have to shout his name, I just have to, don’t question it) in the driver’s seat. So, who has ABC cherry picked for the chance at true love with this gorgeous soccer player? Let’s meet all 27 ladies, analyze their poorly edited ABC questionnaires, and make some predictions about the coming season…

The “Veronica Mars” Movie Trailer Has Arrived!

The "Veronica Mars" Movie Trailer Has Arrived!
It's Here, Marshmallows!

I never watched “Veronica Mars” during its heyday, but for the last year or so, I’ve caught episodes on SoapNet, airing after “Beverly Hills, 90210″ during the late afternoon. I was really enjoying these hours spent with Veronica and her crew, until Disney, the parent company that owns SoapNet, decided to pull the plug on the channel on New Year’s Eve. Womp womp. Well, I still have time to watch the rest of the series before the long awaited “Veronica Mars” movie hits theaters on March 14th. Meanwhile, the full movie trailer has arrived! Check it out above…

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Binge On “Sons Of Anarchy,” Read Kindred & Make Mulled Wine

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Binge On "Sons Of Anarchy," Read Kindred & Make Mulled Wine

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this weekend!
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A&E Brings Back Phil Robertson, Continues To Milk “Duck Dynasty” Controversy For All It’s Worth

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Ugh, could anything be more annoying that everyone who whined that Phil Robertson’s First Amendment rights were infringed upon after the “Duck Dynasty” star was suspended from A&E for making bigoted remarks about gays in GQ? I’m sorry, but y’all need to go Google the words “Pussy Riot” and “Siberian prison” and then hush. Alas, A&E announced this afternoon that it has reversed its decision to suspend Robertson from the channel. Keep reading »

Uh Huh, Rudolph: “Saturday Night Live” Spoofs Kimye’s “Bound 2″

Uh Huh, Rudolph: "Saturday Night Live" Spoofs Kimye's "Bound 2"
"Uh huh Rudolph!"

I’m psyched that “Saturday Night Live”‘s “Waking Up With Kimye” is seemingly going to be a regular sketch on the series (last night’s episode featured the sketch for a second time). This time, “Kimye” are celebrating the holidays with a new version of their “Bound 2″ video, featuring that hardworking, four-legged, red-nosed wonder. Uh huh, Rudolph!

Doin’ It In Your Childhood Bedroom Is What The Holidays Are All About (Apparently)

Doin' It In Your Childhood Bedroom Is What The Holidays Are All About
"Let's do it in my twin bed!"

This music video from last night’s Christmas episode of “Saturday Night Live,” featuring all of the female cast members singing about bring their boyfriends home for Christmas and getting it on in their childhood bedrooms, definitely cracked me up. But it also brought out my holiday blues. Because I don’t have a boyfriend to bring home for the holidays. And I don’t actually have a home to go back to either, because my parents divorced, the house I grew up in was sold, and my mom lives in a tiny apartment in Brooklyn. That means no childhood bedroom with a twin bed to fuck in with any future boyfriends either. So yeah, I’m laughing, but I’m also feeling pouty about not being able to participate in this holiday ritual. Sigh. It’ll pass.

“Duck Dynasty” Family Stands By Their Patriarch

  • The rest of the “Duck Dynasty” family is standing by patriarch Phil Robertson, who came under fire this week for anti-gay and racist comments he’s made, and was suspended by A&E from the show. The family released a statement saying: ”While some of Phil’s unfiltered comments to the reporter were coarse, his beliefs are grounded in the teachings of the Bible. Phil is a Godly man who follows what the Bible says are the greatest commandments: ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart’ and ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ Phil would never incite or encourage hate.” Mm-kay. They also implied the show would likely go on hiatus as well, continuing, “We cannot imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm.” I am perfectly fine with this show going away, so cheers! [CNN] Keep reading »
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