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10 Holy Shit Moments From Last Night’s Astounding “Hannibal” Finale (Spoilers!)

HOLY. SHIT. WHAT. THE. HELL. JUST. HAPPENED.

The season two finale of “Hannibal” was, hands down, one of the very best episodes of any TV show I have ever watched. I was stunned almost the entire time — by the beauty, by the writing, by the subtlety, by the violence, by the turn of events and by the “conclusion.” Spoilers after the jump. Keep reading »

See Christian Hendricks, Elisabeth Moss & Others Before They Were On “Mad Men”

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Yup, That's Elisabeth Moss

We knew Elisabeth Moss played the president’s daughter on “The West Wing” and Jon Hamm once promised a lady a “fabulous foot massage” on a now-cancelled dating show. Thanks to this BuzzFeed, we now know that the rest of the “Mad Men” cast has been under our noses this whole time. Well, if you watched that “Buffy” spin-off “Angel,” anyway. [YouTube]

Roll Yourself A Joint And Watch “Cosmos” On Weed

Roll Yourself A Joint And Watch "Cosmos" On Weed
"Everything is star stuff. This, this, this pizza."
"Cosmos" Is Amazing
16 Mind-Blowing Quotes From "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" (So Far)
Just 16 mind-blowing quotes from "Cosmos" so far... Read More »

Sunday nights I have a ritual. I cook a kick ass dinner, I smoke some weed and I watch “Cosmos” high. The show is incredible all on its own, but man, it is mind-blowing when you’re stoned. The visuals are even more wondrous and the expansiveness of the universe is, like, extra, extra expansive and crazy and WHOA. But what if host Neil deGrasse Tyson took a few bong rips before jetting of in his Spaceship of the Imagination” to show us how ”fucking rad space is”? It might look something like this. [TIME]

Michelle Duggar Consults Fertility Doctor Over What Would Be Baby #20

Michelle's Sex Tips
Cringeworthy Sex Advice From Michelle Duggar
Here's some cringeworthy sex advice from Michelle Duggar. Read More »
Duggar Marriage Tips
Michelle Duggar marriage tips
Michelle Duggar's tips for a happy marriage are out of the 1950s. Read More »
Duggar Miscarriage
Michelle Duggar miscarried a baby the family named Jubilee. Read More »
  • Yup, 47-year-old Michelle Duggar from “19 Kids And Counting” wants to give the ol’ uterus one more try. (Duggar suffered a miscarriage back in 2011 and named the unborn baby Jubilee.) She really doesn’t want to stop on an odd number, you guys. [US Weekly]
  • Television writer Laura Morelli, who had been married to a man, realized she was gay while on the writing staff for the sapphic-friendly ”Orange Is The New Black.” Her personal essay is awesome and I highly recommend reading it. [Policy Mic]
  • The wife of ex-”Scandal” star Columbus Short said he has violated her restraining order half a dozen times. Tanee McCall-Short got a temporary restraining order after Short allegedly attacked her and threatened a murder/suicide. She is now requesting the restraining order be permanent. [TMZ]
  • Pamela Anderson’s mother Carol said she didn’t know about her daughter’s childhood sexual abuse until Pam spoke publicly about it at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this week. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

What Kind Of Kinky Sex Did Tori & Dean Have Before He Cheated?

What Kind Of Kinky Sex Did Tori & Dean Have Before He Cheated?
It Was Pegging Wasn't It?

Oof, last night’s episode of “True Tori,” one of the biggest car wrecks of a reality show I’ve ever watched, was a doozy. Quick recap: “True Tori” is a Lifetime celeb reality show about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, in the wake of his cheating “scandal.” Some think the cheating was concocted for the reality show, but while I think Tori and Dean are often acting their D-list balls off, the events are real. It’s a very odd show to watch, because it feels both so real and so fake all at once.

Anyway, on last night’s episode, Tori and Dean were at couples therapy and Dean was trying to explain what compelled him to cheat while he was in Toronto filming “Top Chef Canada.” Apparently he was sore about the fact that he and Tori didn’t have sex before he left on his trip, an excuse that Tori immediately called out as bullshit. As Tori explained it, they had not only been intimate in the weeks before his trip (if not the night before), but that she had “done things” she’d never done before and that the couple had paid two visits to a sex shop. Dean was quick to leave the room — because apparently talking about your sex life on TV goes too far, but putting your four kids on a show about the breakdown of your marriage does not — and viewers were left guessing what “things” Tori was talking about. My first hunch was obviously ANAL, but the two sex shop trips indicate that they needed special supplies. I don’t believe for a second that Tori and Dean have been in a seven-year marriage and have never used sexy toys in the bedroom, so the obvious conclusion — to me and echoed by Jezebel — is that they bought a strap-on and Tori pegged Dean with it. CASE CLOSED. Pegged it! (P.S. Ain’t no shame in stimulating that prostate, Dean. No judgement here!) Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck in this season, as over half of the dude contestants gave me MAJOR gay vibes and many of them are just straight up unattractive. Like, I’m pretty horny these days, and I would still need beer goggles to bring 95 percent of these dudebros home. If I was her, I would ask for a do over. Alas, the cards have been dealt and Chris Harrison has uttered those infamous words, “Let the journey begin!” Here’s this week’s recap — presented in superlatives! Keep reading »

9 Network Shows To Watch—Or Add To Your DVR—This Fall

9 Network Shows To Watch—Or Add To Your DVR—This Fall

Last week, the five major networks—ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox and The CW—all announced their Fall 2014 primetime schedules. In addition long-running series like “Criminal Minds” and “Law & Order: SVU” returning for another year, there are a ton of new shows that’ll be crashing the channels. Some look AH-MAH-ZING (i.e. “Gracepoint”), while others appear amazingly awful (i.e. “Jane The Virgin”). Either way, there’s going to be a ton of new things to watch this fall so we hope you start clearing your schedule—and your DVR—now.

To help weed out the small-screen studs from the duds, might we suggest the following nine series debuting on network TV this fall. Keep reading »

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Catch Up On “True Tori,” Listen To Tori Amos & Jewel Your Vans

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Catch Up On "True Tori," Listen To Tori Amos & Jewel Your Vans

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this weekend! 
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I Would Totally Watch “Law & Order: Game Of Thrones”

I Would Totally Watch "Law & Order: Game Of Thrones"
Ser Pounce Could Help Too!

Tyrion Lannister stands accused of a crime he didn’t commit, but his dad and sister have stacked the jury with people determined to find him guilty of King Joffrey’s murder. There’s only one man who could get to the bottom of this, find the real killer and get Tyrion the justice he deserves — Detective Elliot Stabler. DUNK DUNK!

Tyra Banks To Produce Docuseries About Trans Women

  • Tyra Banks will produce a VH1 series called “TransAmerica” about transgender women in Chicago. The eight episode docuseries will feature the trans model Carmen Carrera. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • This woman embraced her period at a moon lodge in the woods so you don’t have to. [NYMag.com]
  • Charity Anne Johnson, the 34-year-old woman who enrolled at a high school in Texas pretending to be a sophomore, also had a boyfriend who thought she was 18-years-old. [ABC News]
  • How to live with your mother when you’re 37, childless and unemployed. (Wait, wasn’t that the plot of “Bridesmaids”?) [The Hairpin] Keep reading »
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