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Snooki Calls Regis A “Grown-Up Gorilla”

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“[My boyfriend]‘s definitely not a gorilla juicehead. But, you know, he’s a guido. … I would consider Regis a hot ape. A grown-up gorilla.”

—Surprise! Snooki‘s latest hookup on “Jersey Shore,” the one the guys busted in on her with in the smush room, is now her boyfriend. She tells Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa about him, and throws Regis some love at the same time. Let’s just hope we don’t see Regis get progressively tanner over the next few weeks. [TV Squad] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Returning To “Glee”


Woo-hoo! It looks like our favorite substitute teacher, Holly Holiday (played by Gwyneth Paltrow), is returning to McKinley High, and this time she’ll be teaching sex-ed. As predicted, it looks like Holly and Will Schuester will be hooking up this time around, much to Emma’s chagrin. “Maybe it’s time I learned a little bit about romance,” said Holly. “I happen to be an excellent educator,” he says before dipping her, as the two ballroom dance to Prince’s “Kiss.” Yes, please! [EW] Keep reading »

Christine O’Donnell To Be On “Dancing With The Stars”?

“I just got the Official ‘Ask’ from Dancing With The Stars !! Although I am utterly flattered, my initial thought was to decline, as 2 year old nephew has more rhythm than me, and my two left feet!!”

Christine “I am not a Witch” O’Donnell didn’t know what to say when she was asked to be on “DWTS,” so she posed the question to her friends on Facebook. So, did she decide to go with her first instinct and turn down the show, or was she convinced to bedeck herself in sequins and try the cha-cha? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »

The Monkees Touring This Summer

I loved The Monkees. No, I LOVED The Monkees. I wasn’t alive when the foursome—the American answer to The Beatles—ruled the television and music charts in the ’60s, but I was around when their eponymous television series aired on Nick at Nite in the ’80s. I watched every night and always had a philosophical debate about whether I had a bigger crush on Davey Jones (the sensitive, British guy) or Micky Dolenz (the quirky drummer/singer). So I am pretty ecstatic that the band will be touring the UK to celebrate their 45th anniversary. And look, it kicks off on my birthday—May 12! Davey and Micky are both on board for the tour, as is Peter Tork—only Mike Nesmith opted not to be a part of the event. I might even possibly go to London for this. Maybe. [UPI] Keep reading »

Emmy Rossum Wears A “Vag Pad” For Sex Scenes On “Shameless”


When Emmy Rossum sat down on her talk show couch, Chelsea Handler pressed her for all the deets on doing sex scenes for her new show, “Shameless.” Emmy said she wears a “vag pad,” as she calls it, over her ladybits and her male co-star wears a “sock” on his penis. (Yeah, it’s NSFW.) I guess that makes things slightly less awkward, but I still don’t know why actors and actresses don’t just hump each other for realz. It would be so much more realistic. And fun. Maybe Emmy needs to read our post about non-porn movies featuring real sex and get some inspiration? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Tyra Banks Impersonates The Stereotypical “ANTM” Hopefuls


Every year on “America’s Next Top Model,” Tyra Banks inevitably has the contestants do an acting challenge where she trots out her “acting coach.” In this cycle 16 promo, Tyra proves that she actually can sort of act, and has decent comedic timing, as she mocks some of the most common types who appear at “ANTM” casting—the squealing girly girl, the goth who doesn’t want to be there, the girl who’s “not here to make friends.” Best line: “I will do anything, anything, anything to be America’s Next Top Model. Except cut my hair.” True dat. Keep reading »

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