If I learned anything from Bon Jovi in the ’80s it was that an object’s slipperiness had a direct correlation with that same object’s relative wetness. But more importantly, I learned that we should never say goodbye.
However, following through with such a sentiment — never say goodbye — is much more difficult than scrawling it across your bulging crotch on an 8-by-10 -inch glossy for a hysterical groupie.
The truth is, we have to say goodbye — especially in television — no matter how complicated, emotional or difficult that might be. Some say goodbye too soon, some hang on far too long, and some depart at just the right time. It’s our job to make peace with those goodbyes. Read more… Keep reading »
“Celebrity Wife Swap” is going to happen, people: ABC is currently casting celebs for six episodes of “Wife Swap,” the show where two families trade moms and lifestyles for a week. We can probably expect “Celebrity Wife Swap” to be similar—just thinner, richer and most likely more crazy. Keep reading »
Oh, how we love Rachel McAdams. So we were pretty pumped when we read that she recently said of doing a cameo in “Sherlock Holmes 2,” “It was nice to revisit. It’s why I’ve always thought I would like to do television. You get really intimate with your character. Often with film, I find that you’re just really getting to know a person. They’re just starting to sink in, and then you wrap the film. So, it was nice to get to bring her back and have time to meditate on her a bit more. I liked that exercise.” How exciting would it be to get a weekly dose of Rachel on the small screen? Woo hoo! [PopWrap]
To make this dream into a reality, we’ve brainstormed some show concepts for her. Rachel, feel free to take these to the production company of your choosing. Keep reading »
Behold, the first official image of the new “Charlie’s Angels”—Annie Ilonzeh (“General Hospital”), Rachael Taylor (“Grey’s Anatomy”), and Minka Kelly (“Friday Night Lights”). The rebooted show is almost certain to get picked up by ABC, but we’re kind of disappointed with this photo. I was hoping their style would be much edgier. I mean, Annie’s dress is on of those prom-ish disasters favored by the women on “The Bachelor,” and don’t even get me started on Rachael’s brown satin jumpsuit. Minka is the only one who passes fashion muster here. Also, a “Charlie’s Angels” promo pic without the guns and iconic triad stance? Pass. Keep reading »
For those of you out there who want to feel like a slushy is flying directly at you and dribbling down your shirt, get excited—”Glee” in 3D is coming this summer. Fox has just announced the new movie, which will premiere on August 12 and run for two weeks. Essentially, it’ll be a film version of the concert tour that has been supporting the show. Some promised numbers: “I’m a Slave 4 U,” “Teenage Dream,” and the show’s first hit “Don’t Stop Believin’.”
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Woo-hoo! Tina Fey is returning to her old stomping grounds, “Saturday Night Live,” this weekend. She will be hosting while Ellie Goulding, aka the chickadee who played the royal wedding, does the musical guest thing. “SNL” promos are never quite as funny as I want them to be, but still—just had to share these because we love Tina that much. [NBC] Keep reading »