Shout out to the producers of NBC’s “Running Wild With Bear Grylls” for being kind enough to invite an array of extremely bangable celeb guests to “run wild” with the show’s equally smokin’ host. First, Zac Efron got shirtless and rappelled down a waterfall, and in this coming Monday’s episode, “Magic Mike” himself, Channing Tatum, jumps out of a helicopter, does some pushups and strips down to his soaking wet boxer briefs. What’s next, Charlie Hunnam goes spear-fishing in the buff? I need it.
While “Bachelorette” Andi Dorfman is busy posting pictures of her fiancé Josh Murray on her Instagram, her number two choice Nick Viall is preoccupied with something else. Getting dumped by Andi, yes, but also why she slept with him in the “fantasy suite” (AKA the place on the show where the couple can be together without the cameras around for an entire evening).
We all watched on the “After The Final Rose” episode as Chris Harrison explained that twice after getting dumped, Nick tried to contact Andi to talk in person. Both times, she refused to see him. The two finally saw each other for the first time on live TV and Nick got the opportunity — prodded by Harrison — to ask Andi what had been weighing on his mind. What he asked wasn’t necessarily what anyone expected a good-looking 30something dude to ask and it dominated headlines the next day: ”Why did you make love to me if you didn’t love me?”
Andi acted like a snot and huffed that his question was “below the belt.” However, as Nick wrote in a long essay on ex-”Bachelor” Sean Lowe’s blog for the religion website Patheos.com, it was very much a question on Nick’s mind all along. He was expecting to have gotten engaged to Andi in a few days hence. He was deeply in love and sex, clearly, meant a lot more to him than it did to her. Keep reading »
I’ve been obsessed with a lot of TV shows over the years, but the way I feel about “Sons of Anarchy” puts the rest to shame. Maybe it’s because I watched all six seasons of the show in a month, sometimes as many as 10 episodes a day, so the drama in Charming started to blur with real life and the men of SAMCRO are my boys. I have literally been tap-tap-tapping my feet awaiting the show’s seventh and final season and now, finally, we have a trailer hyping the 90 minute (!!!!!!) premiere on September 9. Basically, Jax Teller has no fucks to give following the tragic happenings in season six, and in season seven, he’s going to war. Cannot. Wait.
Growing up there was one show that I bingewatched before “bingewatching” was even a word: “I Love Lucy.” On Tuesday nights, Nick At Nite ran six episodes back-to-back. I used to record them all on VHS tapes (LOLZ) and watch them other nights of the week. As a result, I have a weirdly specific knowledge base about 1950s Hollywood movie stars, a diehard love of polka dots, and a lifelong envy of redheads. (Even fake redheads.)
I didn’t realize it until I grew older, but Lucy — both the TV character, Lucy Ricardo, and the actress, Lucille Ball — was a strong feminist role model for me as a girl. She may have been constrained by her domineering husband and a society with a specific path in mind for nice, white, middle-class ladies, but Lucy had gumption in spades. She believed in herself and never took “no” for an answer. She was creative and just a little bit naughty. And her best friend Ethel Mertz was by her side for every harebrained scheme.
As for Lucille Ball, she came from nothing and worked hard to succeed in Hollywood on her many talents. She and Desi Arnaz (her real life husband, who played Ricky Ricardo) broke ground depicting an interracial marriage on TV. ”I Love Lucy” was also the first show to depict a pregnant woman on television — even if America was still so censorious about sex that they had to say the word “pregnant” in Spanish. She continued to star in TV shows centered around her talent throughout the rest of her life.
Today is Lucille Ball’s 103rd birthday. She passed away in 1989 at the age off 77, but she lives on — both in dozens of VHS tapes in my parents’ family room and the Internet. In honor of Lucy, who I love, here’s eight life lessons we can all take from “I Love Lucy”:
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Conan O’Brien did an all-”Orange Is The New Black” episode last night, with an intro set to that Regina Spektor song and the band decked out in orange prison jumpsuits. Here’s the opener, in which Laverne Cox — who plays Sophia, Litchfield’s resident hairstylist — helps Conan in the makeup chair. She even gets in a little joke about another man famous for his mane…
There’s a new reality show coming to Bravo this Thursday: “Extreme Guide to Parenting” will be an hour-long show that follows the lives of a variety of families, all living on the “extreme” edge of parenting. Several stereotypical parenting philosophies will be represented, from the helicoptering couple to the overly attached attachment parents, authoritative parents who push their kids to excel at everything, and even a mom who hypnotizes her husband and children. Keep reading »