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The Top 10 Songs About Ample Derrieres

Yesterday we were cheering on our flat-chested sisters for refusing to go under the knife, but we didn’t want you to think we were worshipping at the alter of thin either. Like The Music Nerd in yesterday’s “Thoughts From Guys On Our IM”, having a little junk in the trunk, as the rappers would say, is something to celebrate too. Even small-buseted Cameron Diaz recently said, “I want a big bum!” Oh, and speaking of rappers, hip-hop has been, uh, enthusiastically celebrating the rear end since it’s first beat — that’s why we’ve compiled this list of song lyrics about big booty shakin’. But not to be showed up, a few rock bands and a old-timey band leader (below) make an appearance as well.

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The Top Ten Most Pathetically Emo Songs Written By Dudes

Oh man, there are lots of realllllllly emotional, pathetic, wimpy songs written by guys out there. I would offer commentary on their sappiness, but it is just not necessary. Thought of a song I missed? Put the lyrics in the comments! And get out your Kleenex — you’ll laugh so hard at these boys crying that you’ll shed a few tears.

10. “Take what’s left of this man/Make me whole once again/’Cause I want you/And I feel you/crawling underneath my skin/Like a hunger/Like a burning/To find the place I’ve never been/Now I’m broken/And I’m fading/I’m half the man I thought I would be/You can have/All that’s left/Yeah, yeah, yeah/What’s left of me.” – “What’s Left Of Me”, Nick Lachey Keep reading »

The Top Ten Best Things About Being Single & Independent

In honor of Independence Day, we asked around for the best things about being single and independent. Here’s the top ten!

10. HOOKING UP
“Kissing total strangers when you’re out at bars or on dance floors. No names, no numbers exchanged, just random frenching.” — Sonia
“Ahh, guiltless, shameless flirting with strangers.” — Jocelyn

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The Top Ten Most Pissed Off Breakup Songs

10. “Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth/Blowing down the backroads headin’ south/Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth/You’re an idiot, babe/It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.” — Bob Dylan, “Idiot Wind”
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The Year In Sex Links

When it comes to viral content, nothing spreads faster than sex-related “memes.” (We could make a joke about how Lindsay Lohan’s legs spread faster, but that would be mean, so we won’t.) How else would you have any clue what “Two Girls, One Cup” refers to? So, in honor of end-of-the-year list making, Violet Blue put together one with the top 10 sex memes of 2007. We don’t recommend you Google her picks at work, unless the work you do involves posing naked for Playboy. Or lifting up your shirt for Girls Gone Wild. Or something.
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