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The 7 Most Underrated Things About Teenage Girls

Ami AngelowiczMay 17, 2013 //
Angst Advice
Angsty Celebrity Teens
Ami has advice for these angsty celeb teens. Read More »
How To Talk To Teen Girls
Anyone can be a mentor. Here's how! Read More »
Bad Science Project
Teen girl got expelled for a science project gone wrong. Read More »
They're Not So Bad...

A new survey breaks down teenage angst by the numbers. According to the findings, in one year, the average teen girl will have 183 disagreements with her mom, 157 with her father, 257 with her siblings, and 127 with her friends, during which she’ll slam 164 doors. In addition to all the time she’ll spend fighting and slamming doors, she’ll cry a whole lot over boys. About 123 times a year to be precise. That’s a lot of Kleenex wasted on boys, if you ask me.

This survey highlights the worst about teenage girls. And yes, it’s true that they can be overly emotional, ultra dramatic and super combative. HORMONES! But as a former high school teacher at an all-girls school, I know that as irritating as teen girls can be, they also have so many amazing qualities that they don’t get enough appreciation for. My favorite things about these strange and wonderful creatures after the jump. Keep reading »

11 Times When It’s Totally Appropriate To Have A Loud Orgasm

The FriskyMay 15, 2013 //
Incredible Orgasms
The 7 Most Incredible Orgasms
These people don't orgasm like the rest of us. 7 Photos »
Hotel Sex!
Here's how to make the most of it... Read More »
Loud Sex
7 Times When Loud Sex Is A Really Bad Idea
Loud sex isn't always a good idea 7 Photos »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

So, you’re naturally a screamer whose partner has to put a pillow over your mouth when you’re having an orgasm. You’ve probably resented this at some point, because when you’re cumming, instead of reveling in pleasure, you’re thinking about who heard you and thought you were getting your organs harvested against your will. Your loudness might have left you envious of those quiet types who let out one tiny sigh when they cum. WTF is that all about? Maybe you’ve even fantasized about, at the very least, being a grunter because it would be better to sound like a cavewoman than a murder victim when you have sex. At least dogs wouldn’t bark every time you climax and your stupid, nosy neighbors would stop making jokes about you being a porn star. You’re just enjoying yourself and that’s what it sounds like, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH! It’s time to stop feeling shame about your natural sex noises and start seeking out situations where screamers are welcome. Here are some ideas for where you can take your loud orgasms… Keep reading »

10 Pieces Of Insane Advice Our Mothers Gave Us (Along With Some Equally Insane GIFs)

The FriskyMay 10, 2013 //
Long Distance Mom Love
Show your mom some love this Mother's Day even if she lives far away. Read More »
Mother's Day 2013
Why hello, Mother. Read More »
8 Types Of Mothers
...and the issues they gave you! Read More »
"Bananas Cause Belly Fat"

Usually our mothers give us sound advice, like we need to use shaving cream and lotion to prevent razor burn. Or that that we should swallow our pride and apologize if we’ve done something wrong. We’re on board with this stuff. But sometimes, the things our mothers tell us are just really bizarre. In honor of Mother’s Day, some motherly words of wisdom from questionable beliefs about bananas to misconceptions about our periods that made us go Huh? Keep reading »

8 Types Of Mothers & The Issues They Gave You

The FriskyMay 7, 2013 //
Mom Secrets (GIFs)
There are some things we'd rather die than tell our mothers... Read More »
Mother's Day 2013
Why hello, Mother. Read More »
Mommy Issues
Daughters Who Had Serious Mommy Issues In 2012
These daughters had it bad with their moms this year. 10 Photos »
Hooray for mommy issues!

We don’t get to choose our mothers. That would make everything so much easier. Or would it? There’s no such thing as a perfect mother. We may wish our mothers were in some way different, but that’s a waste of energy. The truth is, any mother we would have had would’ve left us with a lifetime of issues to sort through. On the flip side, those very struggles become the source of our greatest strengths. Bitch and moan all you want about your mom’s shortcomings, but you’ve got to love her because she’s made you the person you are today. In honor of Mother’s Day, let’s take a moment to be grateful for all the mother material we have to talk about in therapy.  Keep reading »

14 Types Of Drunk People You’ll See At A Wedding

The FriskyMay 7, 2013 //
Single At A Wedding
Three reasons why going to a wedding alone is good for your self-esteem. Read More »
Weddings Are Dumb
Here's 11 reasons weddings are actually pretty stupid. Read More »
Wedding Hookups
bride and bridesmaid photo
Who you should sleep with at your next wedding. Read More »
Puke And Rally?

Really fun weddings produce really fun wedding guests. When there’s an open bar at the reception, and the after party and the after, after party (which is an impromptu affair on a shuttle bus back to the hotel), you’re going to see some really drunk guests. This can be particularly fun not just for the blitzed people — but for the lightweights. You know, the two-and-a-half glasses of champagne at the reception and one shot of whiskey at the after party because their pride won’t allow them to turn it down types. They are the ones truly reaping the benefits of the spectacle. Staying relatively sober while everyone else is shitbombed allows the time and space to observe human nature. Well, drunken human nature.  Below, a semi-sober assessment of the wasted guests you’ll see at a wedding. Keep reading »

Tanning Mom & 7 Other Non-Celebs Who Recorded Singles To Stay Relevant

Ami AngelowiczMay 1, 2013 //
Tanning Mom
Mother arrested for putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »
Anal Sex Songs
anal sex songs
We think these supposedly clean pop songs are actually about anal. Read More »
Reality Sex Tapes
When reality stars have sex tapes. 10 Photos »

I guess when the sex tape thing didn’t pull through, Tanning Mom, my muse, had to come up with another way to stay in the spotlight. What about her biopic starring her? I’m dying for that! Anyhow, Patty Krentcil decided to hit the recording studio and cut her first single, “It’s Tan Mom!” The truth is, I don’t care why she’s releasing her new single, just that she is. The track, which begins with Tanning Mom channeling her inner Britney Spears (“It’s Tan Mom, bitch!”) is due out on iTunes May 6. That should pretty much be the best day of my life. Until then, I guess I’ll have to listen to other ill-conceived singles released by people desperate to extend their 15 minutes. I don’t include Reality TV stars in this category because they ALL try their hand at a music career. My two exceptions are Danielle Staub and Courtney Stodden because I have love for those cray bitches. After the jump, some of my favorite never-were-celebrity songs. [AU News] Keep reading »

6 Tips For Spotting Your Soul Mate

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-EdigerApril 26, 2013 //
GT: Soul Mates
Is the idea of soul mates preventing us from finding true love? Read More »
Increase Your Love
5 easy ways to increase the love in your life. Read More »
Not The One
Four signs he's not the guy for you. Read More »
My Love Story
I fell in love with my best friend. Read More »
Are You My Soul Mate?

It’s hard to use the term “soul mate” without feeling like  you should be wearing a cape and meditating over a crystal. We’ve considered the concept extensively — both independently and together over Gchat — and we are of the same mind on the matter:  Not only do soul mates exist but all of us have more than one soul mate out there. And to quote “Annie” (kind of), “A life without soul mates is like a night without stars” — a very dark night. But don’t think because you are single that you’ve been left out of the soul mate phenomenon. It’s limiting to think that merging with your other half must be romantic in nature. Soul mates can be lovers, friends, family members or even pets. While the universe might help us out in our quest to find them, it’s up to us to make sure we connect with them. Soul mate relationships seem so meant to be that it’s hard to imagine ever not knowing that person once you do. But just to be safe, below are some tips for making sure your soul mates in life don’t pass you by. Keep reading »

How To Make The Most Of Your Hotel Sex

The FriskyApril 25, 2013 //
Dating Don'ts: Travel
How not to have a travel romance. Read More »
Wanderlust 2013
It's time for a vacay! The Frisky can help you find the perfect destination. Read More »
Sex Messes
Sex Messes And How To Clean Them Up
How to clean up some common sex messes. 7 Photos »

You’re paying hundreds of dollars a night to escape from your lumpy mattress and your cranky neighbors and your mold-stained shower that you don’t feel like cleaning and your pile of laundry that you’re actively trying to avoid. That’s what vacations are for: getting the hell away from reality. And while you’re kiddying up all of your hard-earned savings to have someone leave a mint on your pillow and turn down your sheets, you might as well fuck your brains out on those sheets that you’ll never have to wash. Below, some tips for getting the most bang for your buck in your hotel room. Keep reading »

12 Career Suggestions For Mean Girl Sorority Sister Rebecca Martinson

Ami AngelowiczApril 22, 2013 //
Meet Rebecca Martinson
She sounds like a great gal all around! Read More »
Evil Sorority Sister
Sorority sister, Rebecca Martinson, shows the true meaning of sisterhood. Read More »
Sorority Email Read Aloud
And it's even more bitchtastically deranged! Read More »
Rebecca's Not Alone
Here are 10 other tales from the sorority hall of shame! Read More »
Future Scared Straight Mentor?

From now until the end of the internet, Rebecca Martinson will be known as the mean girl who wrote a rabid email to her University of Maryland Delta Gamma sisters berating them for being “weird,” “awkward,” “boring,” “stupid,” retarded,” “ass hat,” “faggots” who were unable to properly socialize with brother frat Sigma Nu. When Rebecca wasn’t busy writing shame mail to her sorority sisters, she was working on a future career in comedy, composing racist, classist, size-ist Tweets. But since becoming infamous, she’s deleted her Twitter feed. Well, there goes her career as the next Lisa Lampanelli!  Should she make it through the rest of her college career at the University of Maryland — I imagine she’ll have to transfer — she’ll have to find some way to earn a living once she graduates. But what kind of job is someone with the gift of hate-spewing cut out for? We were wondering that very thing here at The Frisky. Her future doesn’t have to be a wash. We have some ideas for Rebecca… Keep reading »

10 Kind Of Annoying Pieces Of Dating Advice That We Hate To Admit Are True (In GIFs)

Ami AngelowiczApril 18, 2013 //
Dating Don'ts: Bad Advice
The most unhelpful dating advice Ami ever received. Read More »
Dating Meditations
Meditations For Crazy Daters
Here are some dating meditations for when you get crazy. 8 Photos »
Relationship Advice
This is the advice Julie would give you if she were your friend. Read More »
Do I Have To?

I hate both giving and receiving dating advice, mostly because it isn’t a one-size-fits-all endeavor. But when a younger lady, wet behind the ears on the dating scene, comes to me and asks questions, I feel obligated to share my hard-learned relationship truthisms. Even if they’re harsh. I’m not going to make it all fluffy unicorns. Dating is more like an unpredictable mastodon. Yes, I know she’ll probably ignore me, the young, irreverent laddess that she is, and go do exactly what the hell she wants to do just like I did when I was 19. And she’ll learn on her own, the hard way, the way all of us did, by getting kicked out of the guy-you-think-you’re-in-love-with’s birthday party and then vomiting in a gutter at 5 a.m. Or was that just me? But ohhh, if I can spare her the unnecessary heartache, the unnecessary vomit, the time spent composing unnecessary revenge emails, then dammit, I will give my most valiant effort! If someone had told me these things back then– when I had no idea how shit worked — I would have plugged my ears. So here goes, the things I know are true about dating, even though I wish they weren’t. Take heed. Or feel free to ignore and enjoy the GIFs. You’re going to do what you want to anyone. That’s the truth. Keep reading »

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