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Heidi Klum totally impressed us with the elaborate sexy robot costume she’ll be rocking this year. But it’s nothing compared to her costume from 2008—when she dressed as Kali, the Hindu goddess of death and destruction. With the extra arms, blue body paint (this was pre-”Avatar,” people), and severed heads and limbs, the costume was pretty out there. And it even got the attention of Hindu religious leaders, one of whom said, “Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshiped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects.” Which to me is kind of like the police showing up to a party; it just shows that your shindig was rocking. [I'm Not Obsessed] After the jump, more celebrity costumes we thought were totally amazeballs.
So, you’re all coupled up for Halloween, and to show your love you’re going to come up with coordinated Halloween costumes. How cute! But who or what to be? We showed you some of the cutest couples Halloween costumes we could find. But here are 10 Halloween couples costume choices you simply must avoid.
If you weren’t already aware of Lady Gaga‘s greaser dude alter ego, Jo Calderone, you are after last night’s VMAs. Especially Britney Spears, who almost got to smooch him. While I enjoyed Jo, especially his performance of “You And I” with Brian May, it maybe wasn’t the best venue for this particular brand of performance art and made some people, well, uncomfortable. More precisely, he seems to have confused the crap out of Justin Bieber. Either way, I think Jo Calderone has made his mark as a solid persona, love him or hate him. Keep reading »
Lately, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have been ultra affectionate in public, trying to show the world that their marriage is not in danger amid rumors that Ashton cheated on Demi with a 21-year-old named Brittney Jones. But in a new interview, Brittney claims that Ashton wasn’t actually cheating when he allegedly had sex with her on a couch while Demi was out of town. “Ashton said he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often,” Brittney explained. “I didn’t feel at all like he had just cheated on his wife. It felt normal and OK.” Then she contradicted herself and said, “[Ashton] said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own. He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.” [Huffington Post]
The source here is about as reliable as a used car salesman with the words “I lie” tattooed across his forehead. But is it possible that Demi and Ashton have an open relationship? It’s possible, as many celebrity couples have this arrangement or at least are rumored to. Find out who after the jump.
Sometimes nature calls and there’s no bathroom in sight. In that instance, we have no choice but to drop trou and do the did. We don’t think that was the case for Emile Hirsch who was caught pissing into a plant outside of Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood on Tuesday night. He seems more surprised than he should be considering he chose to pee in public and he’s a celebrity. You live and you learn.
Emile is hardly the first celeb to have a public urination incident. We’ve rounded up a few more who are infamous for peeing in public. [E! Online]
Who could forget our roundup of the Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys? Lord knows we couldn’t. We’re still having nightmares about being chased through a hedge maze by a giant vibrator. But because we are troopers, we won’t let a little sex toy terror stop us! That’s why we’ve ventured into truly uncharted sex toy territory by finding the top 10 scariest sex toys made for men. Trust us, you will never forget them.
While we all try our best to stay in touch with our vaginas, there are still some things we don”t know. It’s not our fault — there are no Vagina Olympics on TV touting its awesome powers. But luckily there is a blog, this blog, that isn’t afraid to truly show us ladies what we’re working with! That’s why we put together the most jaw-dropping tidbits about your lady bits. So, prepare to be shocked and amazed as you click through this slideshow … Keep reading »
Anna Kendrick really loved Ryan Gosling’s performance in the movie “Gangster Squad.” More specifically, his performance made her love herself.
“Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate,’” she Tweeted.
We suspect she was joking, but we can’t blame her if she wasn’t. Obviously, Ryan Gosling is a very popular figure in peoples’ spank banks over here. [Daily Mail UK]
Anna Kendrick is hardly the only celeb to discuss diddling. Woody Allen and Dudley Moore have some of the more famous and funny quotes about jerking off, but some more recent stars have mouthed off about self-love too. Keep clicking to find out who …
Vaginas! So strange. So mysterious. So essential a component of the female anatomy. Sure, you may have a vagina. Or maybe you’re just curious about vaginas. Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two vaginas are alike. Of course, some vaginas are more exceptional than others. Check out the top 10 most unique vaginas in our vagina-tastic slide show.