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Hot! “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Stars Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson Cover Entertainment Weekly

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Hot! "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Stars Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson Cover Entertainment Weekly

Y’all, I just watched all of the UK series “The Fall” this past weekend and Jamie Dornan plays a serial killer in it and oh my god, I think he is going to perfect as Christian Grey in this sure-to-be weird and kinky movie. Dakota Johnson certainly is doing her best timid mouse impression on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. I like the way Jamie is gripping that tie. Hot hot hot.

Lesbians React To Sex Scenes In “Blue Is The Warmest Color” (NSFW)

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"Blue Is The Warmest Color" trailer
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"Blue" Banned
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"Blue" At Cannes
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"Blue Is The Warmest Color" wins the top prize at Cannes. Read More »
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Straight From The Mouths Of Lesbians

“Blue Is The Warmest Color,” a French film starring Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos, about teenaged lesbians, won this year’s Palme d’Or at Cannes. But what do actual lesbians think about the sex as depicted onscreen? In this NSFW video (just wear headphones), real lesbians give a “meh” review. “Kind of like an infomercial for a kitchen product,” said one woman. “There were moments that wanted you to barf up your Bolognese,” said another. And: “In lesbian sex there’s a whole lot more crying.” My own BFF saw “Blue Is The Warmest Color” last week and said it was pretty hot but that the “scissoring” was “obviously the idea of some straight guy.” Got it. No scissoring. I will probably stick with the French graphic novel by Julie Maroh, Blue Is A Hot Color, upon which it is based. [YouTube]

“Fall Breakers” Is “Spring Breakers” With A Lot More Plaid Flannel And Pumpkin Spice Lattes

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Time To Trade In Your Bikini For A Plaid Shirt!

“Spring Breakers” was a movie about four hot chicks in bikinis who become sexy bank robbers. “Fall Breakers,” according to this hilarious parody trailer, is a movie about four hot chicks in plaid flannel shirts and cardigans who are really into pumpkin spice lattes and writhing around in crunchy leaves. Yep, that sounds about right. [YouTube via Jezebel]

21 Fantastic Movies About Female Friendships

Think about it. The majority of female-centric movies — films about women and/or for women — are about the loss, pursuit of and eventual attainment of romantic love. Believe me, I love a good teary chick flick or cheesy romantic comedy, but it says something that I am surprised when a movie marketed towards women is not primarily about the main female character’s relationship with a man. And I’m surprised and delighted when that movie is instead about her relationship with other women. The following gallery of films (which is by no mean’s exhaustive!) are not necessarily entirely about female friendship, but have women’s relationships with each other at the forefront of the story. Passing the Bechdel Test with flying colors are…

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Read The Goldfinch, Watch “Frances Ha” & Slow Cook Pumpkin Pie Pudding

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Read The Goldfinch, Watch "Frances Ha" & Slow Cook Pumpkin Pie Pudding

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this weekend!
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YouTube Pulls “Nymphomaniac” Trailer — Featuring Shia LaBeouf Giving Oral — For Violating Rules On Sex

Watch Shia LeBeouf Giving Oral Sex In This "Nymphomanic" Clip (NSFW)
Shia Goes Down...

YouTube yanked an explicit trailer for Lars Von Triers’ latest film, “Nymphomaniac,” in which Shia LaBeouf (or, er, his body double) performs oral sex on an actress, citing an abuse of the site’s rules on sexual content. The very NSFW trailer, called “Little Organ School,” has got actress Stacy Martin getting eaten out by LaBeouf and fucking another male actor … and some random leopards and organ music. It’s just one of five teaser trailers von Trier has released. After briefly being removed from YouTube, it was reposted with a warning.  But don’t worry, we ripped the NSFW clip for you little minxes, so you can watch it here! [Guardian UK]

Ack! New “Veronica Mars” Movie Footage & Interviews Have Been Released!

Ack! New "Veronica Mars" Movie Footage & Interviews Have Been Released!
Beware Of Spoilers!

Attention “Veronica Mars” fans! Kristen Bell and Co. have been busy filming the flick, which raised some of its funds on Kickstarter, and they’re finally ready to show the show’s loyal following a preview of what to expect. Think before you click — there are spoilers in the interviews and scenes packed into the four minute video above. [The Mary Sue]

Check Out The Awesome Final Trailer For “Catching Fire”

Check Out The Awesome Final Trailer For "Catching Fire"
Let The Games Begin!

Despite successfully killing all their fellow tributes in “The Hunger Games,” Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are not done kicking ass and taking names. In “Catching Fire,” Katniss and Peeta are back in the arena for the Quarter Quell, when past winners of the Hunger Games compete against each other. In this final trailer for the film, which opens November 22, we finally get a glimpse at the arena, some of the amazing costumes, and those freaky Jabberjays. But why, why, why is there no Finnick?!

This Is What A Wes Anderson Horror Movie Would Look Like

This Is What A Wes Anderson Horror Movie Would Look Like
A Tale Of Handmade Horror...

The best part of last night’s Edward Norton-hosted “Saturday Night Live” was this digital short, a mock trailer for the Wes Anderson-directed horror flick, “The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders.” It features all of the classic Wes Anderson tropes: actors like Owen Wilson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tilda Swinton, and Danny Glover; a pair of precocious children; cutesy, diorama-like sets; an array of artfully presented weapons, like a picture of Edith Piaf and a protractor; a totally twee plot; and, of course, a stop-motion mouse. Only this time, a scary murderer is on the loose. Watch above!

8 Tips For Horror Movie Boyfriends So Your Girlfriend Won’t Get Killed By Zombies — In GIFs!

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Let’s be real: horror movie boyfriends are kind of dumb.

From wanting to have sex in the woods, to their  leaving the basement door unlocked, to not keeping bullets in their gun, it’s almost as if these chuckleheads don’t realize they’re in a horror movie! I mean, come on, guys.  Since, in any horror flick, it’s usually the sweet, unsuspecting girlfriend who first gets killed, we thought we’d give these boneheads some tips. God knows they need them.

After the jump, here’s eight tips for horror movie boyfriends (so your girlfriend won’t get killed by zombies): Keep reading »

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