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Zooey Deschanel’s Inner Monologue Upon Catching A Football

Zooey & Ben Split
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
Zooey And Lizzy: Twins?
Zooey Deschanel and Lizzy look a bit too similar for comfort. Read More »
Zooey Sans Makeup
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Rebel Zooey
A teenager Zooey once wrote a feminist letter to Vogue. Read More »

“What is this shape?” “I like brown.” “Did we meet on my Cotton commercial?” “You remind me of Joseph Gordon-Levitt!” “I like you, and I’m going to call you Fred.” “Fred, will you brush my hair and tell me how pretty I am while I drift off to sleep?” “Oh Fred, you are quite the silent type.”

Just kidding! Zooey was filming a scene on “The New Girl.” She definitely doesn’t hang out with footballs. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

6 Dresses You Can Pass Off As Halloween Costumes

Halloween is just days away, and if you’re like us, you probably haven’t got the time, money or inclination to put too much effort into the holiday. But we’re betting you’ve got a thing or two in your closet already that — with a few minor tweaks — you can turn into a readymade costume. We’ve got six awesome options for you this Halloween — no effort required.

Halloween Badasses
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Halloween Corgis
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Halloween Costume Inspiration: Twee Hollywood Starlet

Looking for a Halloween costume that’s sure to win the Most Adorkable award? Dress up as a twee Hollywood starlet! All you have to do is clip on some bangs, adorn yourself in bows and polka dots, and strum a toy ukulele throughout the night. Bonus: if you play your cards right, you might get to bang Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Most these pieces can be found for cheap at thrift stores, but in case you’d rather do your shopping online, we’ve got everything you’ll need, after the jump! Keep reading »

Manic Pixie Rehab
Manic Pixie Dream Girl rehab is only for the most whimsical of cases. Read More »
Hocus Pocus Style
Want to dress like a witch? Here you go! Read More »
Halloween!
Everything you need for a spooktastic Halloween. Read More »

Behold: 75 Years Of Manic Pixie Dream Girls

Manic Pixie Rehab
MPDG rehab for the most whimsical cases. Read More »
Manic Pixie Dream Guy
Whither the manic pixie dream guy? Read More »
Did Zooey get a nose job?
She definitely looks ... different? Read More »
"Let's listen to The Shins and dance in the rain!"

Zooey Deschanel may have perfected the character, but the Manic Pixie Dream Girl concept is anything but new. Don’t believe me? Check out this amazing video montage of MPDGs throughout the years–75 years, to be exact. Yep, even black and white movies featured adorkable free spirits who taught their leading men how to truly enjoy life. Often while taking a bath. [Flavorwire]

Deviated Septums Run Rampant In Hollywood!

Not that I really care either way, but let’s say that Zooey Deschanel did get some kind of nose job, she’ll probably blame it on her deviated septum. It is the Hollywood way. Whenever a celeb gets a nose job, but doesn’t want to admit to have working done for the sake of having work done, this seems to be the reason. Yes, this is a legitimate medical condition. It basically means that the bottom, middle cartilage part of your nose (proper name: septum) is off-center, causing your nostrils to be different sizes.

My septum is deviated. Actually, yours probably is too. Stats say that about 80 percent of the population have deviated septums. It’s usually not serious. And if you have one, life will go on without you ever noticing it except maybe when you have a cold. In more extreme cases, it can inhibit breathing, cause frequent nosebleeds or chronic sinusitis. But mostly, it’s serves as a thinly veiled excuse to get a rhinoplasty. Click through to see all of famous peeps who attributed their nose jobs to deviated septums.

Plastic Surgery Regrets
These celebs wish they hadn't gone under the knife. Read More »
My Nose Job
One writer talks about getting a nose job. Read More »
Botched Plastic Surgery
plastic surgery
These tales should scare you off going under the knife. Read More »

Did Zooey Deschanel Get A Nose Job?

Listen, I’m just telling you what the whole internet is asking and by that I mean Huffington Post. I am not an expert on nose jobs, but Zooey Deschanel’s beak does look a touch shorter in the right photo (taken at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night). Then again, could be lighting and makeup. Perhaps we should ask Siri. [Huffington Post]

My Nose Job
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