You will never guess where we are right now (or maybe you will, because the answer is in the headline). Give up? We’re at the laundromat! And while we’re waiting for our clothes to dry, we realized this is a great place to do some sign-spotting. After all, people’s quirks and personality traits are rarely more apparent than when they’re washing and folding their unmentionables. So, which sign is lecturing people on the correct way to use the machines? Which sign is loaning out quarters? Which sign is cramming their face into a warm blanket and getting high on the scent of fabric softener? Find out, after the jump… Keep reading »
Happy birthday, vivacious Virgos! Your quick wit, unique aesthetic, and supernatural powers of organization never cease to amaze us. Without Virgos, this world would truly be a mess in more ways than one. We could all take a few tips from the Virgo playbook. Ready to get started? Read on… Keep reading »
We have talked a whole lot about sun signs and explained the significance of your moon sign; now it is time to complete your astrological personality trifecta by decoding your rising sign. As you might remember, your birth chart is basically a snapshot of the sky at the exact moment you were born. In technical terms your rising sign–or “ascendent,” as it is often called–is the sign that was rising over the Eastern horizon at your time of birth. Your rising sign is a very important part of your astrological personality profile. It illustrates your outward self: a social mask of sorts… Keep reading »
Oh, the high school dance: a strange world of neon streamers, sugary punch, rhythmic dry humping, and awkward swaying at arms length. Whether your high school dances took place 20 years ago or last Saturday, chances are the memories are still fresh, and guess what? That gym dance floor is the perfect place to do some sign-spotting! So, which sign is causing drama in the bathroom? Which sign is working up the courage to ask their crush to dance? Which sign is having a makeout session under the bleachers? Find out after the jump! Keep reading »
We love traveling almost as much as love talking about astrology, so we thought it was about time we combined the two. Let’s discuss dream vacations, shall we? Here are 12 dream destinations tailored to the preferences and personality traits of each zodiac sign. Should you hop on a cruise to Mexico? Go wine tasting in Tuscany? Splurge on a spa retreat? Click through to find out!
Happy birthday, lovely Leos! We shudder to think of a world without Leos–it would be a sad, quiet, boring, tragically non-fabulous world, that’s for sure. You light up every room you enter and inspire everyone you meet. We could all take a few tips from you on how to live life to the fullest. Here are 10 ways to get started… Keep reading »
We’ve covered the bad side of each sign, but what happens when those annoying traits cross over into illegal activities? With that in mind, we thought it would be fun to come up with a list of the crimes each sign would be most likely to get arrested for. Which sign has been hoarding LSD? Which sign’s been running an international crime ring? And which sign is flashing people on the corner? Find out your sign’s crime (and statement to the court) after the jump! Keep reading »
If you wanted to get a good understanding of your zodiac sign, you could look up a list of personality traits, find out which celebrities share your sign, learn about your element, or just ask an astrology-obsessed friend to give you the lowdown. We’re big fans of all of these options, but here’s a little-known fact: one of the best–and simplest–ways to understand your sign is to learn your creed.
What is this creed we speak of? Well, each sign has a specific creed that represents what’s most important to them, how they function in the world, and their philosophy on life. This creed is a deeply rooted way of being; it sums up who we are. Even though the traits of each sign manifest differently in each person, your creed can be seen as a common thread that links you together with the other members of your zodiac sign. Ready to find out yours? Here we go… Keep reading »
“What’s your sign?” has been a cliche pick-up line for ages, and sure, it’s a good start, but what do you say after that? Luckily we’ve got you covered. Here are 12 pick-up lines crafted to appeal to the specific tastes of each sign. Print this list out and keep it in your pocket–you never know when you might need some astrological help to seal the deal! Keep reading »
Happy birthday, Cancers! To celebrate all those beautiful, sensitive, generous Cancers out there, we’ve compiled a list of 10 ways the rest of us can bring some Cancerian magic into our lives. Check it out after the jump! Keep reading »