It’s Schooled week here at The Frisky, which means we’re giving you tips on every aspect of the college experience, from dealing with crappy roommates to figuring out which classes are most skip-able. We couldn’t resist bringing some astrology into the mix (because hello, that’s what we do), and came up with quick list of ways you can spot each sign in your college classes. Which sign is the best student? Which sign is asking a million questions? Which sign seems to think they’re the professor? Read on to find out! Keep reading »
You know the people in your life who seem to have achieved inner peace and live in total alignment with their values and make you feel calm and inspired whenever you see them? Yeah, we like to think of those people as “evolved.” And you know the people who seem content to stew in their own resentments, fear, and anger, stirring up drama on the daily? Our generous word for those people is “unevolved.” Basically, we’re all trying (hopefully) to grow and evolve into our best selves, and some people are a bit farther along the path than others. We think people’s signs play a role in what that evolution looks like, and wanted to document each sign’s spectrum from best to worst. What does your sign look like at its most evolved? What kind of trouble does your sign get into when you refuse to evolve?
When you read this post, remember that no one exists completely on either end of the spectrum. It’s easy to be like, “Ugh, my ex-boyfriend was SUCH an unevolved Sagittarius” (lord knows he probably was), but it’s good to remember that very few people are totally unevolved or totally evolved — most of us are somewhere in the middle. Click on the gallery above to see where you fall on your sign’s spectrum!
It’s summer, and you know what that means: it’s music festival season! Yep, time to break out the cutoffs and bikini tops and join the sweaty mass of music fans buying $10 water bottles and bouncing to the beat of obscure German DJs and The Lumineers. From sneaking backstage to crowdsurfing to chilling on a blanket on the lawn, there are many different ways to spend your time at a 10-hour outdoor concert. Read on to find out which signs are doing what! Keep reading »
When it comes to people-watching (and its astrological variation: sign spotting!), you really can’t beat the airport. There are so many intriguing people from all over the world converging at the same terminals, food courts, and painfully long security lines. In keeping with the theme of Wanderlust Week, we though it would be fun to do a roundup of how to spot each sign at the airport. Which sign is trying to charm the desk agent into a first class upgrade? Which sign is making a scene at the TSA checkpoint? Which sign just realized they forgot their passport? Read on to find out… Keep reading »
To cap off Spring Cleaning Week, we thought it would be fun to explore the topic of cleaning with an astrological twist. How does each sign go about tidying up the house? Which signs dive into chores with unbridled enthusiasm? Which signs are incapable of doing the dishes without complaining the entire time? Read on to find out! Keep reading »
It’s the most hotly anticipated section of any high school yearbook: the superlatives, or “Most Likely To…” pages, where classmates laud each other for achievements ranging from amazing hair to likelihood of winning a Nobel Peace Prize. We thought it would be fun to give out some of these classic awards to each zodiac sign. Want to know what your sign won? Read on to find out, and then frantically compare the results with your friends! Keep reading »
We’re constantly talking about astrology and asking random people what their signs are (we can’t help ourselves!), and one thing we hear all the time is “I don’t feel like a typical [insert sign here].” Obviously astrology is just one part of the personality puzzle, and tons of factors–upbringing, birth order, culture, life experiences, etc.–affect us. It’s pretty rare to identify 100% with every description of your zodiac sign, but we thought it might be helpful to break down some of the most common reasons people don’t feel like they match up with their sign. Read on to get the scoop! Keep reading »
Happy birthday, awesome Aries! Your natural zest for life inspires the rest of us to amp up our enthusiasm and join in the fun. As the youngest sign in the zodiac, you bring a youthful energy and sense of wonder to this world. We could all take a page from your playbook, especially when we’re feeling bogged down and stuck in the same old routine. Here are 10 ways to start living the Aries lifestyle! Keep reading »
We’ve discussed the reasons to date each sign, and the reasons you might end up dumping each sign, but what if you’re already coupled up? How do you keep your significant other happy? Click through to find out 3 ways to keep your partner satisfied, based on their zodiac sign!
Whether you live in Portland or have seen a few “Portlandia” sketches, you know this city marches to the beat of its own naked bongo drummer. As two lifelong Portlanders, we thought it would be fun to imagine where all the astrological signs fit into the culture of “Portlandia.” Is your sign tasting gourmet coffees or playing the didgeridoo or competing on an anarchist bocce ball team? Read on to find out! Keep reading »