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Zayn Malik Casually Claims An Alien Told Him To Leave One Direction

The alien visitation actually makes a good deal of sense given his space-like aesthetics and quick ascent to increased fame after leaving the bonds of One Direction. More »


Zayn Malik’s ‘Pillowtalk’: Sex, Hugs And Flowers Blooming Out Of Vaginas

Oh, Zayn. More »


Zayn, No! Think Before You Speak, Because That’s Not Very Nice

Zayn, I know you’re very attractive and smoldering and hot, but do me a favor and think for one millisecond before these words — any words!! — leave your beautiful mouth. More »


Zayn Malik Is Now A Gorgeous Silver Fox And I’m Here For It

Forever mega-cutie Zayn Malik has found a way to make himself even MORE attractive by making the dive into silver-fox territory with his recent hair change. More »


#Problematic: Calvin Harris Capes For Taylor, Alpha Phi Sorority Get Shamed & Perez Hilton Is Dull Now

As the summer peters out, so do a lot of other things. Whatever you assembled as your bikini body is now Tiki Tuesday’d a little fuller, ready to accept the bounty of fall. The bunnies will soon be gone from your yard. Peaches will be dead to you. Your mother is a bad day at… More »


Um, Zayn Malik Shaved His Head

I was not emotionally prepared for this. More »


Bill Maher Compares Zayn Malik To Boston Marathon Bomber

We are no strangers to Bill Maher’s Islamophobia by now, and his suggestion that the former One Directioner, Zayn Malik, resembles the terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is just more of the same garbage. Zayn Malik was born in England and is half Pakistani, Dzhockhar Tsarnaev is Chechyan. One is a radical terrorist and one is a… More »


Zayn Malik Is Leaving One Direction, A Nation Mourns

The hot one’s leaving for good. More »


One Direction’s Zayn Malik Engaged To Perrie Edwards Of Little Mix

Hear that?  That’s the sound of 14-year-old girls weeping because they will never have a chance with One Direction’s Zayn Malik. As of this weekend, the 20-year-old pop star is engaged to his girlfriend Perrie Edwards, 20, herself a pop singer with the girl group Little Mix. They’re both pretty young, though, so we’ll… More »