Zac Efron is quickly becoming my #2 Dream Celebrity Boyfriend. He’s such a man now. Like in this video, these Australian interviewers convince him to demonstrate his bra unhooking technique (which I guess he employs in his film “The Lucky One”) and he’s just so smooth about it. Stop being so sexy, Efron. It’s almost too much.
Zac Efron, you’ve grown up before our eyes! No longer that “High School Musical” twink, you’re now a strapping young man, starring in Nicholas Sparks’ “The Lucky One,” as a soldier who returns from war and blah blah blah love story who cares? He’s shirtless and making sweet romantical love to some blond girl. But here? Here, he seems to be reaching for the gold that’s in his own pants while chatting on the phone, which makes us wonder — just who is Efron talking to?
You know, just a couple of bros, talkin’ about always wearing a rubber. How old is Zac Efron? Is my crush on him inappropriate? Please advise.
So much happens in a week! It’s hard to keep it all straight. That’s why we’re keeping track for you, with our new helpful charticle, Totally Awesome, Totally Crap, which highlights the best and worst of the past seven days. This week: We’re loving Adele giving the middle finger at the Brit Awards. You do not cut off Adele. We’re also super stoked that “Community” — the best, most underrated show on TV — will officially be returning on March 15. Also getting the thumbs up: Zac Efron “accidentally” dropping a condom at the premiere of his new movie, “The Lorax.” Hooray for using protection! I am secretly hoping it’s because he’s boning the Lorax.
Totally sucky this week? Rihanna recording a song with ex-lover/beater/total shitbird Chris Brown. We’re also kind of disgusted that Bobby Brown is writing a tell-all. Too soon! Plus, what don’t we know about you after we watched you pull poop out of Whitney’s ass on your reality show? Beyond that — is there no such thing as deep, unabiding, trustful love anymore? Jessica Biel doesn’t think so, which is why she’s reportedly making Justin Timberlake sign a pre-nup that grants her at least $500,000 every time he cheats. True love is dead.
Now this is the kind of slow-mo instant replay I enjoy. Screw sports. I want to see awkward celeb moments on a loop. At “The Lorax” premiere, Zac Efron dropped a condom as he walked the red carpet. An unfortunate accident? Or was he trying to rub in the fact that he’s getting laid? No need to brag, Zac. No need to brag. But I do wonder who he was planning to use his condom with. Human or Lorax? [Gossip Cop]
… but he’s wearing a Santa hat, so it’s festive!
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“Truth be told, I hadn’t done that in any of the rehearsals. I just did it on the air to screw with him. … Zac’s a nice guy, we got along really well, and he really enjoyed that scene. I thought, I’m just going to try it and make him fight me, but I was able to overpower him and stick half his foot in my mouth. I figured if anyone in the world has a clean foot, it’s got to be Zac Efron.”
—Jason Sudeikis talks to The Advocate about sucking Zac Efron‘s toes in an “SNL” skit back in 2009. Well, to be more specific, he sprayed his foot with Pledge, drizzled it in baby oil and then sucked it. Yuum? [Huffington Post]
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